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AverillOffline
Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61
~bons and pork rinds to write this part. Hey they should combine those! I looooove my DVR. I record reality shows so I can watch them over and over because one day I will be the star of my very own reality show. I like to be outside as much as the next guy, but there are so many germs out there! I love shopping online! I can get THE best deals! I had a car, a Pinto (Man I miss that car!) but I traded it for a new TV. This one I can hook my roommates laptop up to and stuff when he’s not around. Well, he is a big jerk and stuff so I may not be able to answer you soon when you message me, and you know you want to. But I hope he finds a girl and gives me his trailer cause it is sooo sweet!!! If he was gone there would be room for all of my Dungeons and Dragons stuff too. I have notebooks from years of that! I love that game! He was cool about it when I couldn’t stay at moms after she died because my job wasn’t enough to cover her lot rent and he let me move in so he is ok. He only really gets mad when I use his soap on a rope or eat his gummie bears. So I am looking for a woman that is curvy and full figured, knows how to cook and is a gamer because we should spend time together and stuff. But she can’t be too big, cause I love my wicker furniture. I hate going out around people so I would have to have new stuff bought online and shipping charges are stupid. And when you buy stuff online you never know how many people have touched and and wicker is hard to get those germs off. I have a huge collection of Hummel figurines, too. I always played with them when mom wasn’t looking so I was sure to take those when I moved out. When I get my reality show, I will show all these losers what I got! I didn’t go to college, but who needs it with all this technological stuff we have? If you need to know something you just ask it while you’re gaming and somebody always knows the answer. I don’t need a woman to be my housekeeper either. My roommate keeps it pretty clean here and my dog is good about getting crumbs. Don’t message me if you don’t really have a car. I still love her but I need a woman by my side now. Ten years is a long time to be alone. And don’t message me if you are on drugs. I have been clean for a while now. It is just too hard to go out and get stuff like that and stuff with all those germs out there. So, if u read this far, u know I have a sense of humor! Can't do big girls, as I have a small penis and it doesn't always work! Mom wrote it down in her will for me. Will tell you when you contact me! A hint, it's romantic!*tfaced would be a real good start!
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ZaneOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
I am independent and comfortable with my life and I feel ready for a committed relationship, but I prefer to start with friendship. Treating each other with respect and having open communication is my priority. To describe myself I would use words like open minded, honest, kind, easy going and adventurous with a good sense of humor.I am a big music fan, appreciate art and enjoy watching and playing all kinds of sports.When I opened this account, I entered the wrong age and can't change it any more. I am actually 56. My pictures are all from ***I would like to find a partner with a kind heart and an open mind, who enjoys nature as well as city entertainment. It would be nice to have some of the same interests but not a necessity. I believe that learning from each other and growing together is what makes a relationship successful. I think the best and most relaxing years are still to come. Keep the first meeting simple. Relax at a place that is not too loud and talk to get to know each other.
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MohammedOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Mohammed. I am never married islam asian man without kids from Hudson, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.