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JenkinOffline
Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 52-62
A friend told me about this site. Just thought I would check it out for a bit, see what is biting...or at least nibbling.It suggests I should talk about my hobbies, talk about myself and what makes my unique, talk about my goals/aspirations and my taste in music.Do women really want to hear about that stuff? Please help me out and let me know what it is you REALLY want to know....please! I will share that I spend practically every weekend at the lake from May 15th until September 30th. So, it better be something important to keep me (or us) in the city during that time. Some things that my Mom taught me:Religion ........ "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"Logic ............."Because I said so, that's why"Irony............."Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"Wisdom......... "When you get to my age, you'll understand"Justice ..........."One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"Some more words of wisdom:Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Sometimes your Knight in Shining Armor is just a Retard in Tin Foil.Before you diagnose yourself with Bipoloar Disorder, Low Self Esteem, Depressive Disorder, Physcotic Disorder, make sure you aren't just hanging around a bunch of ***holes.I stopped fighting my inner demons, We're on the same side now.I had a great relationship with a girlfriend once, but she did a lot of complaining. Once, she complained that I never take her anywhere expensive. So...I took her to a gas station. Amazingly, I only needed 5 stitches to close my wound.My favorite relationship expression: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all..you know,...night! I once had a first date who drank too much, who then passed out, who then peed in my car as I drove her home. It sure would be fun to top that!...or at the very least keep my car dry.
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ElipheletOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
I'm an accomplished man with a big heart. I wear my heart on my sleeve. My friends and kids are important parts of my lifeI enjoy relaxing at home and with friends, walking by the lake, dining out, exploring new countries, meeting people, renovating my house. I enoy experiencing cities and towns all over the world.I like boating, business, new places, helping people. I'm a happy, well adjusted, fit man that enjoys life, likes genuine people and believes that being thoughtful, kind and generous has its own reward. I like pets and kids and old trucks, cruising in the boat, entertaining friends and making people laugh. I like to read, to learn, to travel out of the way places and really experience life. I love being in love. I hope to find one very special woman that is warm hearted, kind, generous, passionate, fun to be with. Someone with a curiousity for life that truly enjoys meeting people, likes to make others comfortable, enjoys entertaining. Someone that is healthy in mind and body. I like good theatre, well made movies of all types! An afternoon exploring galleries, a museum, a quaint village or cruising the canals of an ancient city are fantastic experiences that I can't get enough of.I'm a good man, seeking a good woman.I like all kinds of music, blues, jazz, rock, some country, never been to an opera but it is on my list. If you're a woman that is more beautiful inside than out, I'd like to meet you.A few things about me: I'm not in debt. I shovel my own snow I'm not a drunk. I live in a nice, clean, comfortable home. My car is clean. I'm not a stalker. I don't have mommy issues. I don't have baggage.I'm not a sports fanatic. Watching the occasional game is fun, but knowing the stats of every team is just weird.I'm not a couch potato, I have interests, hobbies and friendsI can cook, well.I clean my own houseI do my own laundryI'm responsibleMy kids like meI pay my billsMy employees like me. Depends on the weather. Hopefully it will be an enlightening, funny, enjoyable conversation where time slips away.
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YankeesOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-26
Hi! My name is Yankees. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Holtsville, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.