Rashawn, 54
Online
About Me
I'm a ***yr. old man, wants to date,can get serious. I don't work out, I smoke like a chimney, hate spending money, doesn't enjoy sex, uneducated, dislikes animals, no sense of humor and drinks like a fish.I'm a good listener : "So, you're a financially secure woman? Don't need a man? Has to be tall - 6'3" plus? You want stimulating conversation? Romantic dinners? Walks on the beach? Not looking for sex, at least on the first encounter? Been married and done that? Now it's time for you? Don't want to play games?Well, chatting, meeting, dating is a game ISN"T IT ???!!!I'm giving - Want flowers ??? I know a great spot off the side of the road by my house to "PICK'EM !!!"I'm thoughtful - I promise if we get serious, I won't forget your 'Birthday, Mother's Day or a future Anniversary'.I'm honest - I'LL TELL YOU IF YOU ASK !!!Please don't ask me "Honey, is my butt getting bigger ???", "Do I look fat in this dress ???", "How does my hair look ???", " 'Are you in the mood honey'.....''No, not tonight sweet cheeks. I have a headache and had a bad day at work.' " (translation - the real reason is I'm pissed because my team lost and besides I'm out of "Blue Pills" anyway) I'M OPEN !!! I won't or don't prejudge. I've been told, "Your no worse than my last encounter, date or ex".Please don't answer your cell phone on our 1st date or then I'll just have to answer mine. You never know - it could be a escort service,a pornstar, a mistress or an ex(looking for child support $$$ and you'll pay the bill).If we don't click, I'll still sit through it !!! Just don't excuse yourself to the ladies' room, then sneak out the back door to leave, cause my brother-in-law will have your car jacked up takin' your tires(and I'm not using my "AAA").Besides, don't you want to have sincere,therapeutic and stimulating conversation, while gazing into each others eyes ???Hope this put a smile on your face and you got a little chuckle out of it as well !!!Wanna know the "Real Me" ??? Well, Im just a click away.
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
woman
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Athletic
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Height
5'11"
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Eye color
Hazel
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Smoke
No
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS