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Hershel, 24
United States, New Jersey, South River

Offline, last seen Mon, 20 Apr 2026 13:59:45

About Me

Well im not really good at this but I will give it a shot. (PLEASE keep in mind im a comedian... Yes as a job...)Im sarcastic to a point you probably wont like.Im brutally honest and it tends to get me in a lot of trouble.I try my hardest to make jokes out of shitty situations to try and make it easier to deal with.I cant stand drama and I will let you tell me about it but i cant promise ill actually pay attention.All of that being said, let me get this out of the way as well...Im one of the most caring people you will ever meet. I can and will put your needs before mine every time to prove how much you mean to me.I always know exactly what to say to make you smile and will use that power often.I may not be the pick of the litter but I'm far from the runt. Give me a shot and let me prove it.I think it's time I add some things. So I am no longer a comedian but I would live to still do it in my free time. I'm a huge nerd, I read comics, play video games and MTG. I also love to go camping and working on my truck, so I'm pretty multi faceted.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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