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Sandford, 23

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About Me

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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    I'm Brian and I'm 23 years old, hangin out and have been working out a lot lately. I'm on my way to joining the army unless a good job opportunity comes my way which it hasn't lately! I love hanging in and cuddling (sounds pretty stupid but whatever man haha) I enjoy just watching movies and relaxing during the evening as I'm usually always out doing things during the day! Movies are the perfect getaway there's nothing else to add, I'll watch almost any movie, sometimes really crappy movies are just so crappy that they're actually a good time because they're just funny. I love to make people laugh so whenever and where ever is the perfect place for a date!

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    Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31

    Not really sure what to write! Plus telling you all about myself takes away all the fun of getting to know a person. But here are a few quick things>Work for Up North Liquor>Fulltime student>Going to school for Business>;Love all things entertainment>Very laid back(doesn't mean I'm lazy or not wanting to go out and do things)Don't be afraid to hit me up with questions, lets get this convo rolling. lets make it rememberable

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