SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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PhilanderOffline
Man. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32
It really doesn't matter what I put here cause if you're like me you just roll your eyes at all the cliche things people put here. Plus not knowing my story will give you something to ask me meeting up at a bar with friends to not make things akward i guess?
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DevinOffline
Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
Recent college graduate, looking for something. I aspire to work in professional sports. If you like hockey then you will find it easy to get along with. I am sarcastic having fun is a plus. Anything else, just ask!
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SandfordOffline
Man. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-30
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.