SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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AlexOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
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FreddyOnline
Man. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32
Ask negotiable;)
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JadynOnline
Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-29
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian"Passenger: "Who?"Cabbie: " He's a guy who did everything right all the time."Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."Cabbie: " He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He was an amazing guy."Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake."Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his ****ing widow."