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Gertie, 47

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About Me

You're probably already thinking I'm a woman with missing teeth, sitting in her trailer park with her 15 cats, desperately trying to get "Dancing With the Stars" to come in while I mess with the bunny ears on the TV I fished out of the dumpster, all while I'm screaming at my **stard children who are running around naked with ten-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I've come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver. Close. Well, not really. I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping by a lake, gardening, home decorating, Comedy Clubs, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. I lam looking for a man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I believe in enjoying the good life I am not a game player. I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling and also I am a one-man woman. If interested, *** serial killers or hardcore drug addicts, please. I'm sure you are interesting, but I want to live to see the end of the world. PS please have good thoughts about our future relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Cheyenneak

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-22

    Hi! My name is Cheyenneak. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Claremont, New Hampshire, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Lizzette

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    Trying to 'Cut to the Chase"! LOL...Understand, I trained in ballroom dancing, intermittently, over the past 17 yrs. YOU Lead; I Follow! NOTE: You Must Be In Shape.The Bible tells a woman to obey her husband, and give her self - body and all, to him. Continue reading the same section, and God *** man to Love the woman God had given him - and that Love, that is WHY a woman desires to follow her man. She feels so moved by his love to give her life to him, utterly and completely safe in his hands. I am a Daughter of The King of Kings. I know He wants the Best for me, His Beloved. He knows I long to fall in Love. He knows I long to find the man who wants to Fall in Love with me, deeply, truly, passionately. He knows my wounded heart and denied sensuality. He wants me to feel so cherished, and safe, and protected by a Real Man of God. So safe, I can completely trust him with my body and Soul. The deep verbal intimacy we would share gives me permission to share my secret desires... the safety to experience all the sensuality God has gifted me with. Created in His Image. After almost 9 years of intermittent online dating (see in my foothills rural community, where I'm, literally, related to everyone & being that I'm a healthcare provider to women & the elderly, in their homes, it is Extremely, difficult to meet single eligible men); I have met many various kinds of folks/men; and thus, I am able to speak more, concisely, about what kind of Man I am praying for and seeking. And, I do mean Praying, as on the Earthen Floor lying prostrate for long periods of time, almost daily! I pray, daily, but not always outside, due to weather. At times, due to other demanding events in my life, such as;1) parents' deaths, taking care of and selling their large horse farm, which was still running as a profitable stable/farm, 2) mine & my grown kids educational pursuits,3) traveling for work; I have spent lengths of time (as in 4 yrs.in duration) being not able to Date, at all! etc. I'm sure you all have had similar occurences. I am growing plain weary! especially, of preparing for/driving to a meet/greet/date and often stoodup, often he doesn't look like his pics, or I discover he really is smoking, etc. etc. I so seek a local man. After these years, I am running out of the moolah to drive to you!I am. usually, a happy lady, I have my ups &..like today :) Hmm, love being outside!! Hiking, camping, fishing, etc... I do enjoy theatre, the opera, and a concert, occasionally. I adore amusement parks! Oh & enjoy history. Hmm, the only cruise I've ever been on... OHH, I got very seasick. But, put me on the itty bitty speed boats & I have a whale of a Great time! The MAN I seek, is seeking marriage or some kind of ceremony, (whether the state is involved or Not), which is recognized as binding and a BIBLICAL marriage by respective family members, churches, and the Evangelical Christian community, at large.-Wife (as in live-in girlfriend/ Fu** Buddy/ Friend w/ Benefits), 5) it has been Less than one year since a Divorce or a long term relationship break up or less than a year since you became a widow. Yes, I know, it seems harsh....There are way too many issues one deals with after those events, (I know them, personally), and I have moved way beyond them. I am very direct; In my Patriarchal (some of you will call this a 'particular lifestyle' and will totally, understand my raisin') led Childhood home, church, and community; Anyway, I really was not into boys, at all. I mention these elements of my upbringing to give you all a greater sense of my background, etc. I grew up on a lower socioeconomic home/working farm, we all worked on the farm, in our churches, etc. I have worked very long/hard hours for what I have/earned; attended college and graduate school, almost solely, based on merit based scholarships, and my hard earned cash. Wanna know how I scraped together the cash for nursing school (when my ex, a minister at the time in the poorest county in NY state...I worked in a meat processing shop, scraping/cutting/processing deer). I, carefully & selectively, wear a bikini, occasionally. I have been Celibate & practice Celibacy! I understand if you are a more recent convert to Christianity, and have had weaknesses in your past. No one is perfect, and God wipes the slate clean upon our confession/s to Him. Therefore, I am very observant of the 'Fruits of the Spirit' of which you are, CURRENTLY, exhibiting as a Bible Believing/Practicing Christian. YOU seek a good woman... I have NOT Been There/Done That in many of those understandings/respects! I had never been a bar until my musician son was required to 'sit in on a set' by his *** ago & he was required to bring a parent. Guess who was the only parent available to go??? Right, Me! That same summer, my dear son took me to my first rock concert and it was there that I also came across my 1st *** being exposed to the smell of "pot" I do have an occasional glass of wine or mixed drink or shot of whiskey :) Now, since I am a healthcare provider and seems that 99% of men in my community are leaning into or already VERY into a particular 'lifestyle' and I have very, recently, heard of/asked about a particular 'lifestyle' by patients, dates, etc, (and this is beyond what I grew up observing in my Patriarchal childhood home; in many respects); I am Inexperienced. I am very used to a Male Led Home. My ex...ahh he was raised in a northern city and was passive and, eventually, had 2 affairs. He also, constantly, said that he did not understand or believe in the command in Ephesians for men to Be Head over the Wife, as Christ is Head over & Leads and Laid down his LIFE for the church. Thus, the absolute commitment that a Biblical marriage entails. My ancestors were several of the first non-; I own a remnant of a very old (young relative to Europe) ancestral farm. I have a mini farm going o Casual, relaxed atmosphere, conducive to conversation.

  • Joane

    Online

    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    Im single, im sweet, im good hearted,not wanting to play games or be played, i have no drama, dont want it and dont need it,im not fake, im very sincere person, i dont lie, i dont cheat, i can cook, i can bake, im not an alcoholic, not on anti depressants, have no addictions.. i can make you smile, and make you happy.... im on here to find someone to date, since this is a dating site.. or yes you have me over for dinner, go to the movies, or head to redbox and rent one...looking for that one person i can click with and want to spend time with and cant wait to see them again. Life is short and life is precious.. so lets talk and see if we click.. maybe ive been what you've been missing. i take life one day at a time...so send me an *** that chance!! Have a great day and dont forget to smile.. ( or let me make you smile) And dont forget to Make the time... you never know what you may be missing out on... WARNING. YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO COPY MY PHOTOS WITH OUT MY PERMISSION. TELLING PEOPLE ON YOUR PROFILE THAT THE PHOTO OF THE PRAYING COWBOY IS YOU, WHEN IT IS A BRAZALIAN PROFESSIONAL BULL RIDER COWBOY ,THAT I KNOW PERSONALLY , AND TOOK AND HAD PUBLISHED. PLEASE ASK.. I TAKE PRIDE IN MY PHOTOGRAPHY! every first date is differnt, we can talk about what we would like to do

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