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Gertie, 47

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About Me

You're probably already thinking I'm a woman with missing teeth, sitting in her trailer park with her 15 cats, desperately trying to get "Dancing With the Stars" to come in while I mess with the bunny ears on the TV I fished out of the dumpster, all while I'm screaming at my **stard children who are running around naked with ten-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I've come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver. Close. Well, not really. I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping by a lake, gardening, home decorating, Comedy Clubs, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. I lam looking for a man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I believe in enjoying the good life I am not a game player. I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling and also I am a one-man woman. If interested, *** serial killers or hardcore drug addicts, please. I'm sure you are interesting, but I want to live to see the end of the world. PS please have good thoughts about our future relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I have an out going personality, I am a friendly, fun-loving, confident smart woman. I consider myself to be a caring, kind, good and honest woman and would like to find the same in a man. I have learned a lot from past relationships about myself and each one has made me a better person. I am happy in life but ready to find someone to share it with. I love spending time with my friends and family. I have grown children that are the loves of my life and have busy lives of their own and live on their own. An ideal weekend would be spending time with that special someone. Some of my favorite things: the beach, dance, live bands, nature, cuddling during a thunderstorms. I am looking for someone who likes to have fun, try new things, and is not afraid of interesting deep conversations. Someone who is honest, respectful, caring, spontaneous, integrity with a lot of heart and soul. Not looking for a hook up or a one night stand or someone playing games..... If your into chatting on line and *** and forth then I am not for you. To get to know someone you must talk via phone and then meet...:)) I will be and I want someone who is my best friend to share our time and hearts with each other without losing ourselves as individuals! I can be a strong independent woman when necessary but still want to be treated like a lady. Lets start making memories together. Chivalry is not dead and flirting is not a lost art form. Good Luck to all in your search! Coffee, Tea or Me...lol.....Great conversation over coffee is fine!

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    So, I am a single girl who is overall happy with her life, who has great friends and a great job, but is also looking to share fun times and experiences with someone special who has similiar interests. I have been on my own for a long time so I am independent to a point, and would definitely like to meet someone who is also somewhat independent, but can also be there for their respective partner on an emotional, intellectual, and physical level. I am looking for someone who is a down to earth, kind, generous, and thoughtful individual. I would also look for someone with a good sense of humor who can give and definitely take a joke and likes to play and banter around. Love of dogs, country music, and college football is a plus and will earn you bonus points....LOL. Oh, and if you ever offered to open a door for me, I would never refuse. There is nothing wrong with being a gentleman. Manners go a long way with me. I would like to find someone who enjoys travel (domestic or international), sports (playing or attending), physical fitness, and lives a healthy lifestyle. I am also looking for someone who can work hard at their job Monday through Friday, but can play hard on the weekends and can keep that good balance, because as we know, life is too short. This person should have good values. Of utmost importance to me is that this person be respectful of me, my interests, my friends, and my family. This person should also be respectiful of themself, too. Please take a look at the interests I have listed. I listed a lot of things, because I like to challenge myself physically and emotionally. If it's not on the list, it doesn't mean I would not try it. I like to learn from others. If you wish to know more then please *** will answer most questions honestly. You are the guy.... surprise me....I like surprises!

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I'm a little shy until you get to know me. I have a good sense of humor and like to have fun. I enjoy going for walks, hikes, and to travel and hang at the beach. Like to go out for dinner and a movie OR just hang out at home for a quiet dinner (love a man that can cook!) Would like someone that would occasionally go out dancing. Prefer rock or pop music. Appreciate a man that is well groomed and cares about his appearance as do I. Open to new adventures! I would like to find a special someone that has similar interests but most important to me is to have a relationship with honesty and trust in my life. Not interested in heavy drinkers or smokers.

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