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Gertie, 47

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About Me

You're probably already thinking I'm a woman with missing teeth, sitting in her trailer park with her 15 cats, desperately trying to get "Dancing With the Stars" to come in while I mess with the bunny ears on the TV I fished out of the dumpster, all while I'm screaming at my **stard children who are running around naked with ten-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches. Some nights I go dumpster diving behind local businesses, hoping to score something major. All I've come away with so far is a box of kitty litter, but it gives me an adrenaline rush and makes me feel like MacGyver. Close. Well, not really. I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I enjoy travel, camping by a lake, gardening, home decorating, Comedy Clubs, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. I lam looking for a man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I believe in enjoying the good life I am not a game player. I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling and also I am a one-man woman. If interested, *** serial killers or hardcore drug addicts, please. I'm sure you are interesting, but I want to live to see the end of the world. PS please have good thoughts about our future relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I am a cheerful, lovable, witty person looking to share some amazing moments with a special man!!! I am always in the pursuit of my dreams and loving every minute of it when they get accomplished!! I enjoy spending wonderful times with friends and family and mostly with my kids!! I've been told that I have a humongous heart and a contagious laugh!!! I have tried to contain myself with no hope!! Anything involving the outside world especially sailing, fishing or simply relaxing on a beach with a nice, cold drink will bring me a smile and a twinkle in my eyes!! I also take joy listening to a beautiful concert or a rock'n roll band!! If you can dance just a little, that will give you some extra points!!! Hehehe!! My job involves helping people and I am pleased when they show their appreciation, even with some home baked goodies!! I usually share them with everyone around me and friends! I am so blessed to do what I do!! I have faith that eventually I will meet my "friend and soul mate" who will bring joy, laughter and lots of love!! But until then I will enjoy every minute of this "fishing" adventure!! ~~~~~ to every "fishie" out there!! We can decide together, as long as we have a blissful date!!!

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I'm honest, easygoing, down to earth, fun, funny, a bit of a smart a**,(in a good way!! lol)Quick witted, tons of common sense, kind, goal oriented, loyal, outgoing, trustworthy, articulate, confident, selfrealized,and communitive. I know who I am and where I am going. I have a plethora of interests and open to new things.I like all kinds of music,from rock to opera, traveling, boating, weekend trips, as long as I am with a fun positive person.Life is good no matter what we are doing. From sophisticated outings to dive bars, I'm comfortable in all settings. I'm selective, yet realistic.You should be too. Done with the BS games. If your only pictures are of you with no shirt on in your bathroom (creepy),old wedding pics (yours),or of you in your hunting gear........we're not going to have alot in common;-)> Im not a card holding PETA member, just hate camouflage... Pretty much anything but ice fishing;-)

  • Ella

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    I am looking for someone to have fun with. I like being active and enjoying life. I love the ocean; boating, fishing, snorkeling or just hanging out on the beach. I love sunrises and sunsets. I love to play tennis. I enjoy doing yoga, riding bikes and most things outdoors. I like to travel and am willing to pack my bag at the drop of the hat. I need affection and like a man who shows his feelings. I want someone who is strong and can take the lead, but is willing to listen to other opinions.I have children and they are very important to me and a big part of my life. I am very close to my siblings and parents. My family is my rock.I work hard, but eventually retire and live out my golden years traveling and living somewhere near the water.I am very different and have lots of interests and am willing to try anything. I am the girl who likes to dance all night and enjoy Sunday mass the next day. There is no one personality type that fits me because I am adventurous, but like responsible secure men. I am a one woman man and expect my man to be the same. I don't ask anything of anyone that I am not willing to do myself.I like all music except rap and techno. I like to cook, I like to go out to dinner, I like movies and can be a little wild when the mood strikes. The best first date for me would be something active. Playing tennis, going to the beach, having lunch. Spending time together to see if there are sparks and mutual interest.

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