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Illa, 48
United States, Nebraska, Norfolk

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About Me

The first word people always use to describe me is funny. I have a knack for seeing the absurd in the mundane. I've learned that life is too short to blow a gasket when you can laugh at most annoyances. Not that I don't take serious things seriously, but I do try to maintain a balanced outlook. Besides laughing counts as exercise doesn't it?I've been a major bookworm from the time I was a wee wormette. In fact, I love most things artistic. I regularly attend the orchestra, opera and ballet. I consider wandering around museums and galleries time well spent; especially when I learn something new and get the souvenir magnet to prove it. And I admit my two vices are caffeine and the NY Times crossword. If I can combine the two, it's heaven on earth.Fear not though, I'm not some snooty culture snob. I also enjoy going to movies; everything from big budget blockbusters, to sci-fi and mysteries, to film festivals and scary (not mindless slasher) horror films. I think Gru's minions are adorable and wish I had a few around the house. I think kayaking and canoeing are great fun. My newest interest is stand up paddle boarding and it's a blast. Pool and golf are wonderful for hanging out with friends, which is good because I'm terrible at both. I also like walking along the canal and the river in all the seasons.Although I'm currently single, I'm mainly on this site to expand my circle of friends. Not that I'm averse to developing a relationship but for me those always work best when you are friends to begin with. If you share some of the same interests, drop me a line. First meeting: coffee shops are always good for coffee (the elixir of life) and conversation.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

    Adventurous,fun loving woman who laughs easily is seeking companionship in an easygoing, non-drama atmosphere.I adore animals, motorcycling, water sports and travelling. I'm a hopeless romantic,a nurturer. I enjoy the balance of giving and receiving.I believe in letting each other grow independantly yet walking parallel and discovering life's little tresures together. I recently stepped out of a long term relationship and I'm trying to rediscover myself as an individual. I carry no negative baggage.I'm interested in dating , getting to know you and enjoying each other's company,follow the flow. No couples or bisexuals please. It's all in the timing ......TBD.

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  • Alyce from Norfolk | Woman | 46 years old | Taurus
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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53

    I am fairly new to the k/w area and seeking to meet new friends in the area. I am not seeking anything serious at this time, but that could change with the right person. I have been "out" since my early 20's so i know what i want, and it does not involve men, bi or couples!!!I don't do the bar scene, but enjoy a night of dancing and maybe some pool. I am very honest and expect it in return, no liers or cheaters!!! tyIf your up to meeting someone you will never forget, drop me a line and lets have a chat, and if we are both interested a meet and greet from there....I have included "sex" as an interest only because i am not dead yet (LoL) It does not mean this is what i am looking for, it simply means that it is an interest and no different from the rest of my interests. Well lets do a meet and greet first and see if theres a connection, then we can plan a "date"...First meeting maybe a coffee, tea maybe a smoothy, lets just keep it simple at first....

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  • Yajaira from Norfolk | Woman | 47 years old | Aquarius
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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

    Hey ;) my other account wouldn't let me msg some people..so here I am lol. Looking for someone nice, great smile, funny and affectionate.Someone that will enjoy being with me, surprise me with a kiss while im doing dishes, enjoy just laying with me and watching a movie, go for a walk in the park while I take pictures of the leaves... I am attracted to the butchier types..so sexy ;) I would think im soft butch..i don't wear lipstick but I do some makeup..don't wear dresses..that sort of thing..you decide :)Love photography, crafts, baking, cooking, of course starbucks lol and sunny days (getting to be winter...need someone to keep me warm)Msg if u want to meet and maybe go for coffee. Coffee or a drink..Maybe lunch ;) Your choice

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