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Lorainne, 48

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About Me

Hi. I'm Vee. I am 53. It didnt work. LOLI've given up trying to find an intelligent TALL decent human being. So yes,my gentle readers.....I'm looking for a creepy guy....The kind who posts on Craigslist ranting and raving about false flags and people who cut him off on the highway, and posts pics of boobs constantly. I'd prefer my creepy man to be still married, with a dungeon in his basement, and a blow up doll. That's hot. Or one of those hardcore Bible thumpers who has also *** teeny weeny camera in his upstairs neighbor's apartment bathroom. Ya. That'll do. Or how about a guy who wants me to whip him or chain him suspended from a ceiling? Perfect! Just the kinda guy I'd like to bring home to my kids and grandkids. Oh a girl can hope....But I'll settle for a RELATIONSHIP (NOT A HOOK UP) with a man who's not a clingon, is preferably over six feet tall, and has some empathy for others. All races welcome as long as he's a good guy. I'm a good person and I'd prefer to hang with one. Let's dance, check out jazz clubs, and comedy clubs, and just museums, art shows, just have fun in life. Is that too much to ask? Trust me...I'm nobody's soulmate. But I am a loving funny woman. That's all I got.If you are a Republican, my life experience tells me we probably wouldnt be a good match. I am a conservative Independent, but never Republican. Let's meet for a drink. We'll either get along, or we wont, and we'll go our separate ways lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Hello there and and thank you for swimming by. I am interested in meeting someone who is down to earth, honest, easygoing, has a sense of humour and makes me giggle. I'm not into games and would like someone that can hold a great conversation and knows what he wants out of life. Someone that knows how to make every moment count. I enjoy going to the gym, everyday if I can and go swimming. I enjoy listening to music, long walks on the beach and taking in a movie as well as spending time with people that I care about. Life is too precious to worry about yesterday.....I start each day with a positive outlook and a smile. Twinkle at you.... ;) Let's chat and see where it goes...

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I am extraordinary ~if you ever get to know me. I'm a woman but very much enjoy being a girl who loves to be treated like a lady. I laugh easily and often. I work a lot. I am here because I don't have the time or the opportunity to meet quality men. I do like the outdoors..enjoy going to the range and practicing with my AR***sundress, straw hat and plenty of ammo=good to go). Oh and by the way, just because I own an assault rifle...doesn't mean I would shoot you (strictly marksmanship)...it's just a hobby--no need to get ya knickas in a twist... I've a passion for art as well as music. I attended University to become an Elementary Art Teacher(my 2 fav things are kids and art) While I took time off to have my troll...was when I realized the first thing to go in schools are art and music---which makes me wonder how a child is to express...so I think I can do something with that...at least am hoping and trying. I am more than willing to share my musical tastes with you if you are interested in really knowing. Not interested in 'clubbing'...but don't mind a pub now and again--especially if there's live band......* I don't want to 'hang out'---whatever the hell that means....What I want:*Fella that works and not looking for a free ride.*Fella with teeth. * I want a guy to "enjoy" my quirkiness *** finding me odd (no, I'm not a 'weirdo--just not your average).*Flights overseas would be a bonus.. :)My list is actually long here---will add more soon.I am friends with my 2 ex husbands..I had children with them....that does not mean I am 'involved' with them... BTW...--...I know the difference between there, their and they're..... Intelligent conversation is a must.....Some things I don't understand:*Why someone would lie about their height....I say I am average build...and I am. *Guys with photos of their vehicles...unless you are a transformer I don't care what your vehicle is.*Guys in the mid 50's who want to hook up/ hang out or date "nothing serious"..... * What is an 'undisclosed' body type? I think we ALL are wondering. * I know your children are top priority--as are mine...* Why do guys make the stupid 'duckface'? It's so ....gay.Booty calls, inappropriate *** Nigerian Grooms will get you immediately blocked.****Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn....Hahahaha!!! To be decided amongst both parties.

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I stand up for what I believe is Right and that includes anyone who is with me. I\'m a firm believer when I say "stand your grounds". I’d like to find the same firm person with strong values.

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