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About Me

Hi. I'm Vee. I am 53. It didnt work. LOLI've given up trying to find an intelligent TALL decent human being. So yes,my gentle readers.....I'm looking for a creepy guy....The kind who posts on Craigslist ranting and raving about false flags and people who cut him off on the highway, and posts pics of boobs constantly. I'd prefer my creepy man to be still married, with a dungeon in his basement, and a blow up doll. That's hot. Or one of those hardcore Bible thumpers who has also *** teeny weeny camera in his upstairs neighbor's apartment bathroom. Ya. That'll do. Or how about a guy who wants me to whip him or chain him suspended from a ceiling? Perfect! Just the kinda guy I'd like to bring home to my kids and grandkids. Oh a girl can hope....But I'll settle for a RELATIONSHIP (NOT A HOOK UP) with a man who's not a clingon, is preferably over six feet tall, and has some empathy for others. All races welcome as long as he's a good guy. I'm a good person and I'd prefer to hang with one. Let's dance, check out jazz clubs, and comedy clubs, and just museums, art shows, just have fun in life. Is that too much to ask? Trust me...I'm nobody's soulmate. But I am a loving funny woman. That's all I got.If you are a Republican, my life experience tells me we probably wouldnt be a good match. I am a conservative Independent, but never Republican. Let's meet for a drink. We'll either get along, or we wont, and we'll go our separate ways lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I love all sports. I have 2 great kids who are scholar athletes, ages 20 and 22. I'm fiercely loyal to my family, which includes my kids and former spouse. We get along great, he is a my friend and my family. But we are not in love, just family! I'm competitive. I think my best feature is my sense of humor/sarcastic wit! Still playing indoor soccer (poorly). My taste in music is varied-went to 16 concerts this year! Love the comedy clubs. Love to be spontaneous, just jump in the car. Love road trips to anywhere. Hate when people spend money on me. The words-Please and Thank you are VERY important to me. I truly do want to be that special someone that he cant live without, who he thinks of and smiles, who he cant wait to get home to, the one who gives him goosebumps.! I refuse to be a Drama Queen even though Ive encountered a few speed bumps in this life. I conquered them all and don't look back. Ive had my heart broken, but Ive learned from it. I'm baggage/drama free. I'm actually happy!! I love to mow the lawn bc I love the smell of gasoline and fresh cut grass. Love Yankee Candles. Love, love, love to laugh til it hurts. Love to cuddle, light fires inside or out, love movies. Love the drive in! And of course competitive in mini golf, trivial pursuit and someday beer pong! Love going to the gym early when the blue haired ladies are there cuz it makes me look young!! I love practical jokes and cotton candy! And the best thing is black jelly beans. Oh and sushi and anchovies on pizza! Love music from the 70's and 80's. But also love my kids music, too.Love to wear skirts, blue jeans, flip flops-love being barefoot all summer. LOVE fresh sheets on a bed. Love Mohegan Sun.Looking for Chemistry, but mostly Sparks.Future Goals include fulfilling my Bucket List each year- ........all with a cute, young, single, sweet, handsome, well built, sensitive, athletic man........giggle picnic, drinks, wings/beer watching NFL on a Sunday is very cool, or a bottle of wine with a fire and watching movies at home, best yet is having a guy cook for me while I sip red wine and watch his butt move.....just being honest... and silly. The beach at nite is amazing romantic and hot...Great dates often are just spontaneous-jump in the car and drive. Or mystery dates where he doesnt tell you where u are going......:)) Fun date wouldbe happy hour and then attempt Par 3 golf...really really want to go to the drive-in this summer with a cooler and a blanketNeed to recapture alot of the passion i had earlier in life and find those things that excite me. I gave all I had to my family and forgot about myself. Don't regret a minute of it, but now it's my time....

  • Louanna

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I am honest,caring,funloving, and sincere . I am looking for the same qualities in a man. I know who I am and what I want. I enjoy many different things in life. However, one of my main interestes is my daughter who is a senior in high school who runs cross country and track. I I enjoy alot of different things, especially with good company:) I like a variety of music as well. However, the 80's music puts a smile on my face!

  • Amice

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    Hello. Thanks for reading my profile. About me: I have three great kids. All are out on their own. We were pretty involved with 4-H and FFA, so in the past we have spent a lot of time at the local fairs in the summer. Just got done with that part of my life. Also I just finished building my own home. Just one of those things I had to do, hard to explain on here why. Maybe a conversation for later. Love the outdoors. Have a couple of horses and like to go camping with them as much as possible. I live the country lifestyle, with a small hobby farm. Just bought a muscle car and am excited to go for some drives and enjoy the scenery. Friends and family are very important to me, and I hope to find someone that feels the same way. I also like to travel and am hoping to find someone that is up for that.! One of my favorite places.. it was awesome!) Went on a road trip across America this summer! I really want to make it to a Europe and Australia some day. I love going to movies and really love most kinds of music. Can't stand rap at all, but especially love the later 70's rock (you know the stuff -.. etc). But I listen to current country, as well as current stuff the kids today listen to (I did recently have a teenager at home - LOL). I pretty much have my crap together, without a bunch of baggage so I'm looking for a guy who has his stuff together too. Someone that is ready for a relationship, is outgoing and willing to laugh and just be himself. I am really ok with where I am right now in life. In fact as my caption says, life is pretty good right now! I am great without a partner, but life would be even better with someone to share it with. I think on my first date I believe it would be great to meet somewhere for a nice quite relaxing dinner. Someplace that we can talk and get to know each other. I don't drink coffee but a coffee place is often a great location to have a conversation and get to know someone. Sorry, nothing super inovative, but with the right company any place is a good place to be.

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