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About Me

Hi. I'm Vee. I am 53. It didnt work. LOLI've given up trying to find an intelligent TALL decent human being. So yes,my gentle readers.....I'm looking for a creepy guy....The kind who posts on Craigslist ranting and raving about false flags and people who cut him off on the highway, and posts pics of boobs constantly. I'd prefer my creepy man to be still married, with a dungeon in his basement, and a blow up doll. That's hot. Or one of those hardcore Bible thumpers who has also *** teeny weeny camera in his upstairs neighbor's apartment bathroom. Ya. That'll do. Or how about a guy who wants me to whip him or chain him suspended from a ceiling? Perfect! Just the kinda guy I'd like to bring home to my kids and grandkids. Oh a girl can hope....But I'll settle for a RELATIONSHIP (NOT A HOOK UP) with a man who's not a clingon, is preferably over six feet tall, and has some empathy for others. All races welcome as long as he's a good guy. I'm a good person and I'd prefer to hang with one. Let's dance, check out jazz clubs, and comedy clubs, and just museums, art shows, just have fun in life. Is that too much to ask? Trust me...I'm nobody's soulmate. But I am a loving funny woman. That's all I got.If you are a Republican, my life experience tells me we probably wouldnt be a good match. I am a conservative Independent, but never Republican. Let's meet for a drink. We'll either get along, or we wont, and we'll go our separate ways lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Annita

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I enjoy live (80's rock, all music really, college sports, baseball is my favorite. Go figure . If I message you or add you as favorite, that's a Que that 1. Your photo caught my eye. 2. Your profile kept me reading and 3. I have similar goals, wants, and needs. I have a degree in criminal justice and am currently working on my teaching degree. Im not looking for a sugar daddy. I'm a well rounded woman who can handle herself , before two glasses of wine. I'm not a big drinker. Fair warning I AM NOT 24 !!!! I AM NOT AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL. !!! What I am is a real woman who needs a real man who will put fuel in my car, start it when it's cold, bring me coffee and put me first when it's appropriate. I'm also looking for a man who is devoted to is children. the man I am looking for probably has kids already and that is Great, because we won't be having any together (sorry). I will love yours like they are mine. I have a 23 year old son who is married and lives on his own. Two grand children with whom I am devoted. ( want to be a pee paw?) lolIf your looking for a woman to support you, keep looking If you are looking for a quick roll in the hay, it's not meIf your looking for a perfect body, I wouldn't be singleif you have dreams of sugar plums and seeing my lady Parts on the first date then keep dreamingI am a romantic who likes flowers and PDA ,groping is a lot different than holding hands and a kiss in public. I'm old School with an open mind. I'm not afraid of commitment or falling in love I welcome the journey. So come on men, belly up to the computer, read my profile and if I have peaked your interest message me.I've been on a few dates and have met some really nice decent men, but have had no love spark . I lived the last 18 years with a man who was amazing, I'm not trying to find another one who is just like him, but I'm looking for perfect match and I know you are out there and I will find you, better yet, you will find me. My first date would be somewhere you usually go so I could see you in your own element, see if I can hang First impressions are everything to some, but I like to look a little deeper .

  • Livia

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I am extraordinary ~if you ever get to know me. I'm a woman but very much enjoy being a girl who loves to be treated like a lady. I laugh easily and often. I work a lot. I am here because I don't have the time or the opportunity to meet quality men. I do like the outdoors..enjoy going to the range and practicing with my AR***sundress, straw hat and plenty of ammo=good to go). Oh and by the way, just because I own an assault rifle...doesn't mean I would shoot you (strictly marksmanship)...it's just a hobby--no need to get ya knickas in a twist... I've a passion for art as well as music. I attended University to become an Elementary Art Teacher(my 2 fav things are kids and art) While I took time off to have my troll...was when I realized the first thing to go in schools are art and music---which makes me wonder how a child is to express...so I think I can do something with that...at least am hoping and trying. I am more than willing to share my musical tastes with you if you are interested in really knowing. Not interested in 'clubbing'...but don't mind a pub now and again--especially if there's live band......* I don't want to 'hang out'---whatever the hell that means....What I want:*Fella that works and not looking for a free ride.*Fella with teeth. * I want a guy to "enjoy" my quirkiness *** finding me odd (no, I'm not a 'weirdo--just not your average).*Flights overseas would be a bonus.. :)My list is actually long here---will add more soon.I am friends with my 2 ex husbands..I had children with them....that does not mean I am 'involved' with them... BTW...--...I know the difference between there, their and they're..... Intelligent conversation is a must.....Some things I don't understand:*Why someone would lie about their height....I say I am average build...and I am. *Guys with photos of their vehicles...unless you are a transformer I don't care what your vehicle is.*Guys in the mid 50's who want to hook up/ hang out or date "nothing serious"..... * What is an 'undisclosed' body type? I think we ALL are wondering. * I know your children are top priority--as are mine...* Why do guys make the stupid 'duckface'? It's so ....gay.Booty calls, inappropriate *** Nigerian Grooms will get you immediately blocked.****Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn....Hahahaha!!! To be decided amongst both parties.

  • Margery

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    Of course this is where I talk about myself. Yes the most difficult part. I am a bit sarcastic in person, and that does not always come across well in a written description. But I will try....I am the mom of 3 boys, 2 are out on their own and the baby is about to be. So now it is time for me...of course the kids are still important but they do have their own lives and they surely don't want mom around all the time. So I am looking for someone to do things with, out to eat, head to the coast, cuddle on the couch, BBQ together, watch the games....all the stuff I do now, just would like to have someone to do it with. I work, own my cars, pay my bills....and live a decent life, just looking to have a partner to do it all with. Thanks it plain and simple....not complicated...Hope to talk to you soon.ps...if you say yes or maybe to the "meet me" then send me a message....

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