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Saran, 49

United States, Nebraska, Holdrege

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About Me

I hate to laugh. I want a man who lies to me and if at all possible could you cheat on me. I love a man who is dumb and married and unemployed. I am a nag. If you dont do what I want ***, I am the epitome of the shrew of taming of the shrew. No no that is not true I make her look like a **** cat. I dislike showering so I try to put it off for as long as possible and this whole keeping yourself groomed and neat is a bunch of hooey. I mean really, I think the Renascence people had it right showering is bad for you/ dirt keeps the heat in so you stay warm in the winter. Three dog nights and all in the St Louis area. I only believe kissing is necessary if you HAVE to and sex....well SO VERY over rated. Who would do that willingly?!?!?!By the way I can't even tell you how much I HATE walking on the beach to close to the water it might wash up on me and get me clean. The horrors!! Yo I need a man who makes a TON of money that he is willing to hand over to me and to go with out so that I can buy another pair of shoes that I will not wear. I need clothes that won't fit me until I lose that extra 50 lbs that I put on over the winter times 5 winters. The photos are recent but if you prefer I can send you one from high school with my ultra cute feathered hair. I have been married 3 times but it was all their fault and never EVER mine. I can't drive or cook and really do love my couch. I read a book once it was ok but I dont really do it again. I can't wait to be married! I love to call the man I love at least 30 to 50 times a day I NEED to know where he is every minute of the day and really do you need those dumb friends of yours? You can hang out with mine they won't like you of course but that won't matter really because you won't be allowed to talk. I will belittle you in front of them.I only watch tear jerker movies. All the other movies are to icky. SO now that you know all about me. Leave me your number so I won't call you and we can't meet.;) Kiss me..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Hip-Hop Pop Museums Adventure Animation War Golf
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