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Saran, 49
United States, Nebraska, Holdrege

Offline, last seen Mon, 12 May 2025 18:30:21

About Me

I hate to laugh. I want a man who lies to me and if at all possible could you cheat on me. I love a man who is dumb and married and unemployed. I am a nag. If you dont do what I want ***, I am the epitome of the shrew of taming of the shrew. No no that is not true I make her look like a **** cat. I dislike showering so I try to put it off for as long as possible and this whole keeping yourself groomed and neat is a bunch of hooey. I mean really, I think the Renascence people had it right showering is bad for you/ dirt keeps the heat in so you stay warm in the winter. Three dog nights and all in the St Louis area. I only believe kissing is necessary if you HAVE to and sex....well SO VERY over rated. Who would do that willingly?!?!?!By the way I can't even tell you how much I HATE walking on the beach to close to the water it might wash up on me and get me clean. The horrors!! Yo I need a man who makes a TON of money that he is willing to hand over to me and to go with out so that I can buy another pair of shoes that I will not wear. I need clothes that won't fit me until I lose that extra 50 lbs that I put on over the winter times 5 winters. The photos are recent but if you prefer I can send you one from high school with my ultra cute feathered hair. I have been married 3 times but it was all their fault and never EVER mine. I can't drive or cook and really do love my couch. I read a book once it was ok but I dont really do it again. I can't wait to be married! I love to call the man I love at least 30 to 50 times a day I NEED to know where he is every minute of the day and really do you need those dumb friends of yours? You can hang out with mine they won't like you of course but that won't matter really because you won't be allowed to talk. I will belittle you in front of them.I only watch tear jerker movies. All the other movies are to icky. SO now that you know all about me. Leave me your number so I won't call you and we can't meet.;) Kiss me..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Hip-Hop Pop Museums Adventure Animation War Golf
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  • Gwenneth from Holdrege | Woman | 46 years old | Gemini
    Gwenneth

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    For inquiring minds....it stands for Sweet, Smart and Sexy, although not necessarily in that order (a girl needs to maintain at least a smidge of mystery). What to say about me...okay so I don't lie, cheat or steal (Mom would be proud). I know, I know it sounds too good to be true but remember I don't lie, soooo.... I'm really quite delightful actually. Basically, pretty much what you see is what you get. I'm really just a down to earth, easy going, outdoorsy, active, independent, and intelligent kinda gal with a somewhat sarcastic sense of humor so the faint of heart types need not apply (and that goes for Players as well!)And since we're being so honest here, I need to confess yes, I do have three children. They are getting too big and loud to hide anymore so I figure I'd just put it out there. They are 7, 9 and 11, very sweet and smart (obviously they take after me) and would melt your heart...after they take all your money first of course. They are my world but I admit, I would like a guy in my life who smells great (as opposed to smelling like dirt and worms), has a sweet smile (as opposed to a devilish one), and dare I say it......doesn't want me to make him a PB&J sandwich. And if he is over 5 feet tall that is a definite plus. Don't be shy gentlemen, if you'd like to know more then inquire within.Serious inquiries only please...!Peace

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I am a single mom w***boyz 23,21...and 16. Been learning to be single again after ending a 10ish yr relationship.I love to cook..live music..cocktails, festivals. Mad love for Motorcycles, camping, fishing (even bait my own hook) Shooting darts and guns.. raw oysters and Patron!! Sports..Packers. Badgers,Brewers, NCAA Hoops, March Madness, Sweet sixteen. and I skydive..haven't been in a while...but do have 17 jumps under my belt! (hair flip) EnoIf it's not in the kiss.. It won't be any where else... just saying!Oh! Side bar? Dudes...plz don't just randomly send a pic of your junk! Enough is enough already! If you know nothing else about me... know this...I prefer to open up my presents... all by myself!! (Hair flip) Like to leave it up to him... lets see how he rolls. lol

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  • Becka from Holdrege | Woman | 46 years old | Aries
    Becka

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    I am a horse breeder and also raise cattle, hair sheep and heritage hogs. I also have the assorted dogs, cats, chickens and what not that comes along on a large farm. I have one wonderful daughter away in college. I am looking for companionship and new friends. I would of course like to find someone long term but I am not in a hurry, if love finds me wonderful. In the meantime I would like to enjoy the journey. I am very affectionate and am seeking the same. I am a fairly independent and self sufficient person. I am NOT looking for someone to take care of me financially or otherwise. I am looking for a friend and lover.I enjoy most outdoor activities and also enjoy cuddling up and watching a movie or talking by the fire. I went to my first Burning Man this year with my daughter and mother, it was great fun and I will be returning to BRC. I enjoy reading, mostly fiction, and most music, I do not care for rap or hip hop. As I am very new to all this feedback is welcome :) If you are interested contact me and we can go from there. I'm a very honest and straightforward person, just ask.Cheers! Maybe a nice lunch or dinner, a walk and chat, if there are sparks? Or maybe we go river rafting or rock climbing? How about the farmers market? I am open to ideas ;) What would you like to do?

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