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Hanny, 43
United States, Minnesota, Sartell

Offline, last seen Tue, 13 May 2025 02:21:31

About Me

PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME! THANKS!Ok. this is not working so it's time for some brutal honesty, no more sugar coating. I love dive bars, old cars and loud guitars. Old horror movies rock! I'm a total music geek and dig rockabilly, old school punk rock and blues. I am not religious and dont give a sh*t about yours, you are not going to save my soul so please don't try. I don't do "normal". My sense of humor is a bit odd. I am heavily tattooed, full sleeve on one arm etc, etc, if you don't like this don't message me, Im not going to cover them up. I will ride on your Harley but only if I'm already having a bad hair day (this is suppose to be funny, I do love to ride). I'm not going fishing, camping or riding in the mud in your giant truck. I like swing dresses, crinolines and high heels. I am notoriously over dressed and I don't care. I think most people suck. I don't like crowds but will hang around if the band is good enough. Greaser boys with tattoos and pompadours turn me on. Don't let the June Cleaver dress fool you, I can almost guarantee I'm way too f**king punk rock for you...If you...Dont know who Social Distortion isAre just looking for a hook up with the freaky chick Are a power drinkerHave never driven way too fast down the highway blaring ElvisHave never texted your ex a dirty pic during a weak moment at 3:00 in the morningAre closed mindedCan't read a book .......Don't waste your time because you won't like me**UPDATE** This is still not working so lets try to make things a little clearer. First, I know this profile sounds a little harsh, I am actually a very nice person I just believe in getting to the point. Second, I am NOT a dom, no idea why I keep getting asked this but I wanted to clear that up. I understand that I am very different and not for everyone and everyone is not for me so again if you are just messaging me because you want to hook up with the freaky chick dont bother, not going to happen. I am very open minded and I dont like uptight people but once again open minded does not mean I am looking for a random hook up, I save the freaky girl sex for my partner. I tend to like blue collar boys and dont mind a little grease under your fingernails, I dont relate to a corp executive type at all. If I dont message you back it is because we have nothing in common and I dont want to waste your time, thats all so please dont get offended. Thanks so much for taking the time to read such a long profile!! Good luck in your hunt!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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