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CythiaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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YoselinOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Hi, I am professionally employed, have my own home which I love to share with family and friends. Having a son has kept me really focused on sports and we watch alot of it around here. Can't really think of any that I dont enjoy. I am passionate and a competitor - I love a friendly wager! I love to golf and hope to be decent enough one day to say so ;)I love meeting new people and I am spontaneous and like to try new things- most anything goes! You should be outgoing and enjoy being social, I hope you will have a strong relationship with your family because I would appreciate that. I want to meet someone who is at the same place in life- past most of the drama and excited for opportunity. I love kids and it would be ok if you have them ( who doesn't??) but I'm not interested in having any more babies of my own. I would like to meet someone that is busy and doesn't mind spending time apart but knows the importance of having a best friend that they really love to see and include in their day to day lives. As long as we don't spend 2 months ***, I'm open for suggestions!
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ShielaOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Hello I am sure I am not alone and I don't like this part. I am secure in life and not looking for someone to take care of me. I am looking for someone to enjoy life with. I am tired of being the third wheel.About me - I run my own business and do well for myself. My friends would tell you that I am very caring and supportive. I have been on my own for over 8 years and yes I am divorced. I do get along with my ex we feel that is what is best for the children. I have two of them who are with me just over 50% of the time.About you - Looking for someone who is secure in their life. If you live pay cheque to pay check that is ok. Looking for someone who will compliment me. Someone who enjoys hanging out, having fun, being around people. I like to get out of the house often since I work from home, but I also enjoy quiet evenings at home relaxing.I am very involved in my children's lives and they come first but would love to have some companionship with the right person.Must have a picture... only fair you have seen what I look like. I believe beauty is more from with in but there has to be some sort of attraction.Hope to hear from you and see where things go.PS not looking for friends with benefits or a one night stand. I would like to find someone to grow with. Happy fishing everyone. Lets chat and go from there. Some quiet and simple so we can get to know each other and see if there is a connection.