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CythiaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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DorthyOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I love to joke around and laugh so I hope you do too. I have two very sweet dogs. I\'m looking to meet animal lover, someone mature, honest, and sane that can become my best friend and more.
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HillaryOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Hi there!!! I am a fun loving person who is simple and easy going. I am honest and have respect for others. I can enjoy a night on the town or just curling up on the couch with a good movie. I love my family and friends, they are the most important to me!I love being outdoors and having BBQs. I am a christian and i love church activites. I love to listen to all kinds of music and my favorite drink is COFFEE :) I have some amazing kids and they all very crazy and fun loving with great personalities and they are my world. Hoping to find someone who has similar interests for a long term relationship :) A nice first date would just to meet somewhere quiet like a coffee house and talk to see if we are compatable. You cant judge a book by its cover so communication is the first best step!