SIMILAR PEOPLE
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CythiaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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UrsulaOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I am a Christian mom of three teenagers that make me proud daily . They are my life. I am quiet at first, but then you can't shut me up. I enjoy life. I am a glass half full kinda girl. I love to be around people that make me laugh. Honesty and integrity is very important to me. I enjoy lots of types of music, but country is probably my favorite. I would want to it to be quiet enough that we could talk and get to know each other...dinner, walk in the park, coffee.
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ElkeOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Love to cook, bake, watch scary movies, dance, walking, hockey, and my kids excelling in what they love to do, love all kinds of music (except heavy metal) our lives are very busy with kids work so I like to take one day a week to just have adult time whether it be dinner, movie, walk its important to have time for your mate! I have just recently quit smoking and I must say is going very well, I am going do it this time!!! Happy Fishing :) Hmm a walk, coffee, or just go somewhere quiet and peaceful to get to know one another