SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
CythiaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
-
AbbyeOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
BIG BOOTY WHITE GIRL... I can be shy initially, but once comfortable with someone, I can open up & be a goofball. Looking for someone who can make me laugh a LOT! I'm loyal and if I believe in something strongly, I fight for it. That's the passionate Scorpio in me. I am looking for my "soulmate". Chemistry is the key. That thing that is hard to explain but you know it when you've got it kind of thing. I have six tattoos. I have two boys, ages 24 & 19 who do not live with me. I have a weird sense of humor, & well it can be raunchy at times. My favorite color is purple, I love to work on crossword puzzles & sudokus. I am a leftie, my eyes are two different shades & I have an outie belly button. LOL. Is that TMI??; open to relocating to any warm climate area for Mr. Right.! I prefer to do outdoor activities & would love to do things like swimming, boating, water skiing (must learn how first), camping, chilling on the beach & enjoying the sunset. I love to shoot pool, bowling, movies, dancing, or just hanging out at home watching a movie together in bed. I also like playing cards, dominoes, miniature golf. Used to play volleyball and softball on a church league. We lost every game but we had fun so it's all good!I LOVE LOVE LOVE music, Favorite song right now is Simply Amazing by Trey Songz. See?Looking for a SINGLE HONEST man that is done playing games. I would love to find an intelligent, faithful, loving God-fearing man that LOVES to cook! I'm looking for that ONE guy. The one I connect with. The one I can talk to all day about anything and loose track of time. The one that can put me in my place when I'm wrong. The one that can take charge and BE the man. That is very sexy...My match would definitely be outgoing, to compliment my natural quiet nature. Looking for someone to have stimulating conversation with. It's okay that we don't see eye to eye on every subject as that would just be boring! I am interested in someone who is not afraid to discuss their feelings & thoughts. Someone who can be romantic at times, someone who loves to show affection & receive it. I want a man who likes to go on ADVENTURES!!! Any kind will do! Maybe at the drop of a hat go away for the weekend and do something fun or travel overseas & EXPLORE!!! Very importantly he has to LOVE a woman with meat on her bones. I would love to go to a football game or basketball game or hockey game or boxing match or whatever. I love sports and very willing to do those things with my man!I'm not looking for someone to solve all my problems. I'm looking for someone who won't let me face them alone.";. Bob MarleyThe strength of a man isn't in how many women he's loved. It's in how true he can be to the ONE woman he's trying to love.Finding someone who's worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with.Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like in a game of chess; the QUEEN protects the KING. Anything fun!
-
ChelseaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE UNDER 36 OR OLDER THAN 50! FAITH~FAMILY~FRIENDSLIVE~LAUGH~LOVESingle mom of two boys! Have a very close family! Love my job!Enjoy going out with friends!Bon fires & cook outs!Camping, canoeing, & fishing!Playing cards (no good... or am I?)Listen to mostly country music, but won't forget the 80's!Live music and festivals!Like going to church!Enjoy the outdoors! (Warmer weather more)Love to smile, laugh, hug & kiss!Outgoing!I'm attracted to nice smiles and eyes! Meet in a public place for drinks/sodas and see where the conversation/vibe takes us. Might there be a second date? Or is it the end of the road? Won't know unless we try!