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CythiaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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YasminOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Hi Im a funny kind hearted girl. I have a active life and like to keep busy. . I love to travel. Im self reliant, very independent, have a career and a job. No kids but love em!Not into games and drama, or wishy washy Charlie Brown's! NOT looking for random hook ups...******Love alllllll sports UFC & GO Charger's!Looking for a funny guy who doesnt take himself to seriously.10 fun facts about me1. Have the world's cutest and funniest dog2. Born down under didnt get the chance for the accent to sink in un fortunately3. Total tomboy hung out skateboarding with the boys then started to realize they were cute 4. I've never cliff dived and wont scared of heights5. Occasionally I drive it like its hot but never had a ticket! 6. I love music can listen to it day and night and would rather then sit and watch tv7. Iam rather funny and quick witted so buyer beware 8. My new passion is jet skiing I like to go as fast as I can so you may not want to hop on back with me!9. Iam a girl which means Iam girly to the 5th power and shopping is my friend10. I've been single for awhile..... Its working out great.... I think I'm the one!!! To the moon and back why not? :)
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NancyOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am easy going and enjoy trying new things. I can be shy at first but will open up more as I get to know you. I enjoy traveling and exploring new areas. I like hanging out and watching football. I like to spend a lot of time outdoors when the weather is nice. Wineries are one of my favorite places to check out. My friends say I am easy to get to know. If you want to know more about me, all you have to do is ask. Something about me that is interesting is that I do ride a motorcycle. I like to try a lot of things and sometimes I enjoy them so much I keep doing it - like riding the motorcycle.I am looking for someone who is honest and loyal. Someone who knows themselves and what they want. I am not into playing relationship games. I want someone to share my time with and to have great conversations with. I am looking for the gentleman that understands that little things are sometimes better than big things. Basically it comes down to laughter, adventure, trust and conversations. However, you must have a car and a job!Please understand that I am not on this site to "get busy" on the first date. I do not do one night stands therefore I am NOT looking for hookups. I am interested in finding someone that I can spend time with and get to know. Ah the first date! Since I like trying new places, I would like you to come up with something interesting. I am a go with the flow kind of person. I am not a coffee drinker so a date to Starbucks or any coffee shop would not interest me.Otherwise I am open to suggestions and look forward to hearing what we can do together.