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CythiaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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DaffodilOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Thanks for dropping in on my profile :-) Ok first thing is first please have photos and if you are looking for anything casual /FWB sorry but not what this gal is looking for. I am very sweet and caring and I'm a pretty down to earth kind of gal try not to take things to seriously. I'm very friendly who loves to laugh and lord knows I have a great sence of humor too !! I'm a very active gal love to be on the go but home with a great movie is good too. I have put myself through school and worked full time this last year. I have been a health care aide for the last ***years figured it was time for some schooling and a certificate under my belt. I work in a facility where I care for seniors with dementia and Alzheimer's I absolutely love what I do the thought of caring for someone's loved one is very rewarding. I'm 42 don't look it so I keep being told :p lol have dark hair and big blue eyes ! I'm a woman with curves as well guys so if curves don't scare ya then I'm your gal :- I'm also into seeing a great live concerts tattoo shows head to the mountains and see the sites. I'm all about laughter, love trying to make people laugh. I'm looking for someone to share a relationship with ***effort. To make me feel special. I really just want someone I can TRUST, who treats me good and gives me the same effort and attention as I pay him.. Now of course attraction has to be there but I do believe that someone with a great personality will grab my attention. So don't be afraid to say hello Im very friendly and if I'm not interested I do have enough respect to say thank you but I'm not interested and would be great to get the same in turn. Happy Fishing guys !!
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ConnieOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I\'m honest, trusting, and loyal. If I like something I will tell you. If I don’t like something I will tell you. Not looking for someone to take care of me and or someone else. We all should make it on our own steam.