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Cecilia, 43

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About Me

I love to share stories about the experiences I've had, the people I've met - stories that are intended to make you laugh! Like this one time...I was on a first date with this really cute guy who believe it or not, was a funeral director/mortician. All night I had been dying to ask him a very sensitive question, but I kept chickening out. During the car ride back to his place, I finally summoned the courage to ask the question. I innocently asked him, "Is there really such a thing as necrophilia?" After a very long and awkward silence, he finally said, "How 'bout them Jays?" Needless to say, that was our first and last date! Guess you can't win them all.PLEASE NOTE: I will not be responding to any messages from men over the age of 44. Ideal first date...keeping it simple.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Malka

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    >My Good Stuff>my Son~ Ricky>family>lazy rainy Sunday mornings, in bed til noon. >at least one good book going at all times. >a can of Coke after 25 minutes in the freezer.>M&M's>fall colors >hockey>;Cheetos.."it ain't easy....">long talks with my son, in the car...>Labatt Blue>Pinot Noir>hearing little people laugh>pumpkins on porches >roller coasters>my faith>~n~cheese>spook houses>TJMaxx>Target>Banana Republic>the way my parents house, feels, smells, looks...... >my mom's brownies>my parent's kitchen, during the holidays..>Christmas>Lugi's pizza>making Christmas cookies>My dad's noodles>2>11>13>20>Aug 13>July 2... (great day to be me!!)>hugs from my son>my nieces and nephews>;my BFF/sister>;Pirates>friends who have known me forever... and Love me anyway...I thank you...>an entire day spent in pajamas ( at least once a month!)>the beach, in the morning...>sound of waves>Re-;fall>bloody marys w/ a pickle>Watching Westerns, with my dad.... >learning new things.. I'm still a work in progress>my grandmas... I miss them..>days when I get everything I wanted to do, DONE!>good jeans>my dad's big warm flannel shirts>heart to hearts with my mom...>shoes>tacos>chubby babies>laughing with someone who shares my (admittedly,at times, sarcastic) sense of humor/shel>knowing what my sister is thinking, before she says it... >fuzzy blankets>down comforters/fluffy pillows>warm fires (fireplace or outside)>fat snowflakes>encouragement from others>~Red~>chapstick !!!>road trips with my sister>U2>;Jimmy Buffett>Run DMC... haha, way back play back>Smiles from strangers>camping with my family >dreaming big>appreciating small>Sunday afternoon naps>girls night out>did I say... Blue...?>feeling content>old friends...>learning from the past... >knowing that even though I said I never would..I am just like my parents!!! whoda known it during the 80's>Oh wait,,, the 80's .. >surviving the empty nest >!!My son~Ricky!! >"froggie head"...(What ??? It's a quote from Maddy) >>>>>New friends>Our new puppy, lil baby Bauer>-Halloweekends!>St.-leprechauns, green beers...etc>! GO MOUNTAIN CATS>Witch's Brew...>..and best friends...just like me and mine... ! >Life >- the embodiment of Empathy>Stories of human redemption>Thinking outside the prism>High class resturants/Low rent bars>;Diversity>Operas>Lana ! >Red Stripe Light Lager >Wet boxer kisses>Jeeps>Good Wine-Hot baths>Red toe polish>Knowing when I'm right~>Admitting when I'm wrong>Letting go...MOVING forward>Hot chocolate>Late night calls that last for hours>Ole friends reunited-Facebook>Hugs>Unconditional Love (BAUER)>....to be continued Short and sweet :)

  • Keiko

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    The girl that has everything is now looking to complete her storybook life... Family is very important to me and my child is my number one priority. I Love to travel, cook, garden, golf and entertain. Love hanging out downtown or kicking back and cooking out in the backyard with family and friends over ****ails. Hosting Parties at the house is always fun. Want to find that close to his family guy who takes care of themselves emotionaly, mentally and physically! Someone educated, well rounded with stong morals and values. I'm not looking for a father for my child, but a strong role model is important. I am not looking to be someones mother, piggy bank or mentor. I am looking for an equal and best friend, someone to spend time with and enjoy the little things in life with. Someone who has his own interests and friends but at the same time, can share our common interests and ones that we may develop together. I am not looking for someone insecure who has to spend every waking hour with me via cell phone, *** attached to my side. A little alone time is healthy too. I want to spend time with them but don't want to smother or feel smothered!! I am looking for a strong man who can appreciate an independant woman who is not scared to ask for his help when she needs it. I am a positive person who likes to have fun but wants someone to share that with. I enjoy boating, camping, tennis, golf and taking the bike out, if you ride? :) I normally would not put this, however, I have been told a few times to find different photos because I look much better in person. I prefer to meet out for****ails or coffee, I really don't want to subject myself or you to an agonizing 3 hours of dinner if we dont click off the bat :) Chatting on the phone is a great way to start, you can learn a lot more about people in a 5 minute conversation then a 2 week long penpal session! :)

  • Ormonda

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I feel I am a confident and out going person looking for that spscial someone that will steal my heart for good. I am so over the Bar scene, and more into going out for nice dinners and a nice glass of wine. I have to say I enjoy all types of sports as I played an Irish sport over here for 14 years called Camogie (just ask). I work as a Medical Assistant full time which I love. I also love weekend getaways and spending a day at the beach. Well thats all for now . Looking forward to seeing you in my inbox :) I think on a first we should meet up for a drink and then take it from there!!!!!

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