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Cecilia, 43

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About Me

I love to share stories about the experiences I've had, the people I've met - stories that are intended to make you laugh! Like this one time...I was on a first date with this really cute guy who believe it or not, was a funeral director/mortician. All night I had been dying to ask him a very sensitive question, but I kept chickening out. During the car ride back to his place, I finally summoned the courage to ask the question. I innocently asked him, "Is there really such a thing as necrophilia?" After a very long and awkward silence, he finally said, "How 'bout them Jays?" Needless to say, that was our first and last date! Guess you can't win them all.PLEASE NOTE: I will not be responding to any messages from men over the age of 44. Ideal first date...keeping it simple.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Domitila

    Online

    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Well, hello...apparently you have stumbled upon my profile. What makes me special you ask? Well, here's a little about me....I believe the simple things in life are what make it most enjoyable....that first sip of coffee in the morning, sleeping in on a rainy day, finding money in your pocket that you didn't know you had (even if it's just a dollar), making someone smile, clean bed sheets :), laughing so hard that your stomach hurts and you almost wet your skivvies, that feeling you get after a great workout, accomplishing a goal that you have spent months trying to reach...etc. 5 things I couldn't live without:God Family/FriendsExercise (Running)LaughterChocolateTiger's Baseball (okay, that's 6, but who's counting?)What kind of guy am I looking for?5 thing YOU couldn't live without:GodFamily/FriendsExerciseLaughterME :)Okay, but seriously....someone I'm attracted to. Not someone who's perfect, cuz let's face it, none of us are! I have to say though, I am typically attracted to thin/athletic types, not bigger guys, as I'm pretty petite. A guy who takes care of himself and thinks physical activity is a necessity in life. I would love to find someone to hit the road/trail with! If your idea of a perfect Saturday is lounging on the couch while eating pork rinds and drinking beer, we're probably not a match. Ha! In a nutshell, my ideal match would be athletic, outdoorsy and have a bit of a goofy side. Oh yeah, preferably someone without kids. Yes, I said it. Sorry, just being honest. :(. You must be open to the possibility of one though. Someone who's honest, down-to-earth, intelligent, can make me laugh hysterically, and of course...has a killer smile!P.S. If you're on here for an ego boost and have no intention of actually meeting someone, please don't waste my time. I'm not here to exchange small talk. I'm here to meet someone. Just saying....If interested, send me a hello. If not, then happy fishing!

  • Nam

    Online

    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I am a woman just now waking up and it's my turn to shine.Seriously, I have a very content personality and I enjoy every moment. I can be quiet and shy until I am comfortable with you and you get to know me. Then my dorky side might come out!I like to have fun and be out and about, but I try to reserve weeknights for working out/gym time. I'm terrible at resisting spontaneous calls for Happy Hour with the girls though! I'm game for trying lots of new things these days. It would be great to meet a guy who encourages me to do even more!In all honesty, I don't have a lot of relationship or dating experience. I'm just now starting to live my life to the fullest and take more chances when it comes to finding love. But I am ready, and I'm not looking to play around. I want a guy who is also ready for a serious long-term relationship.I love my girlfriends! They are a huge part of my life and I will always make time for them. I hope to find a guy who is able to mix in with and enjoy my great group of friends too!I also have a great family!-going. I actually look forward to holidays and family get-togethers.Send me a message if you want to find out more. I am very open, honest and direct, and I'm looking for a guy who is the same.By the way, I don't like to cook so a guy that likes to cook would be a huge bonus! Coffee or a drink

  • Breana

    Online

    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    No drama I like to go fishing I’m into music, traveling. sexual activities, bbq netsurfing networking , cooking all kinds great dishes, movies camping eating out. Need true people to have good time with, no liars or fakes!

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