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Kelli, 43

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About Me

For giggles I searched through other women's profiles. Whew, some high expectations out there, not that a girl shouldn't have her standards. But damn, fixing someone else's lonely life is a tall order (same applies for men).. Wow, did have a disclaimer on here but apparently most the girls got that covered..I know a little intimidating but hey you gotta laugh once in a while...Some things I've learned from this site:Self employed = Unemployed (most the time)They no longer teach you how to capitalize when you get your Bachelors.All men love the outdoors and water.A profile that says "no drama" means you have a crazy ex.Everyone states their children are the "center of my universe" but complain about how much child support they pay/receive.95% of the women on here have face shots as their main photo, most the men have an "action" photo or are outdoors.If a woman on here has a double chin she's fat but if a man has one he has an "average or athletic build". There is something really ghetto about a man/woman over the age of 35 that still says "hit me up".Most of us view people whose viewed us just to see who passed us byIf you're looking for a "kind hearted" (which most if you are) woman/man, you probably have MAJOR insecurities.Now don't you wish they had a like button on here or am I to harsh? :I know that just sounded really jaded and angry but was ment to find the humor in some sad truths about dating online..Well, trying this again. I'm outgoing, witty, driven and can be a huge pain if the occasion calls for it. What type of "relationship" am I looking for? Gee, what's wrong with just dating to start? My ideal guy would be educated, (and no a slip of paper isn't everything), clever and a man who is secure in himself.. I have my stuff together so should you! You MUST have a car, a job and your own place! Anything else is unacceptable, I won't be someone's ride, banker or landlord..Oh BTW, riding a motorcylce is what I do, not all that I am.. Happy Fishing Guys!PS. Please no hate mail if I say I'm not interested. Really? At least I messaged you back unlike most girls.. Geez!. I can get dressed up or just wear jeans and boots, I'm comfortable anywhere I go..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Maire

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I am a Lady that is seeking an honest, family man. I am an aggressive yet passive women. . I enjoy the simple aspects of being romantic n being romanced. When there is genuine chemistry it doesn't matter what we do as long as we are in each others company establishing memories. I'm an affectionate women. I have never cheated on a man and feel everyone deserves that respect. I am a goal oriented women that has worked hard all my life for what I have and have waited a long time to share my life with someone that wants a good Ol fashion lady, that takes care of myself, nails, hair etc, that can offer alot of Energy, Integrity, Love, Passion. Love Football, baking, target shooting, hunting, fishing, n entertaining, shooting pool when i can m Dancing, If you have anger, insecurity, control issues or are an alcoholic or drug addict please do not hit me up.. I don't welcome these negative attributes..If you are looking for a BOOTY call, PASS me up! Thank you. Please DON'T mistaken my genuineness for ***'m smart n will diffuse red flags!! Yes I've been hurt in the past n recently but.. I give EVERYONE a chance thru-Out the initial process.. I'm grown n jus want a fair chance. I like to go somewhere quiet so we can focus in each other.

  • Norene

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I am a down-to-earth woman who is hardworking and fun loving. I am mature & self assured. I laugh at myself regularly and enjoy learning new things. People tell me I am very easy to talk to and very funny too. I shun games, drama and shallowness. About the only games I really like involve chasing a little white ball around a golf course and a few board games like Monopoly and Scrabble.For fun, I like hiking, photography, wine tastings, travel and live entertainment such comedy clubs and blues/jazz clubs. I love 80s music - most kinds actually - the Boss is really still boss in my head. I also enjoy simply walking the dog, watching a movie or reading. I like to stay busy and the sense of accomplishment of a job well done is so satisfying to me. I am comfortable in elegant situations as well as roll up your sleeves and getting dirty working outside. I am not opposite to evenings out at bars. A really great night out on the town to me is seeing a show and maybe a glass of wine people watching prior to or after the show.The above text was added off the cuff. I reflected a little about what else I would want to reveal about myself and came up with a little more. So, other things to know about me… I like to treasure hunt…lots of places… beaches,estate sales and sometimes garages sales. Although this hobby sounds a little like a pack rat, I am darn selective of what actually comes home with me. Half the fun is the hunt. I am not really into stuff, just for stuffs’ sake. I enjoy having nice things around me. When items are too crowded and crammed into your space, I believe that creates more chaos then they are worth having around. Objects that really mean something or hold particular sentiments are what I like to have around me. What I enjoy more are memories of places and events. These are the true treasures of life. (Oh, my, that sounds almost wise. Cool!)I know that no one else can make you happy. Happiness comes from within. Granted, there is always room for improvement, so don’t take that previous statement as out-of-control ego… more like healthy respect for self. I believe I am - a positive force in the world; an intelligent individual with lots of good energy. If that last part sounds a little too stuffy, let me assure you that spontaneity is alive and well in my life. If I have gather the courage to say hi, please respond! Thanks for reading my profile. Something comfortable for both parties.

  • Conchita

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I enjoy spending time with my daughter even if its a night at home watching tv. I like anything but rap music. I enjoy being outdoors except in the snow (even though i grew up in the snowbelt).

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