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Kelli, 43
United States, Minnesota, New Prague

Offline, last seen Tue, 13 Jan 2026 01:45:19

About Me

For giggles I searched through other women's profiles. Whew, some high expectations out there, not that a girl shouldn't have her standards. But damn, fixing someone else's lonely life is a tall order (same applies for men).. Wow, did have a disclaimer on here but apparently most the girls got that covered..I know a little intimidating but hey you gotta laugh once in a while...Some things I've learned from this site:Self employed = Unemployed (most the time)They no longer teach you how to capitalize when you get your Bachelors.All men love the outdoors and water.A profile that says "no drama" means you have a crazy ex.Everyone states their children are the "center of my universe" but complain about how much child support they pay/receive.95% of the women on here have face shots as their main photo, most the men have an "action" photo or are outdoors.If a woman on here has a double chin she's fat but if a man has one he has an "average or athletic build". There is something really ghetto about a man/woman over the age of 35 that still says "hit me up".Most of us view people whose viewed us just to see who passed us byIf you're looking for a "kind hearted" (which most if you are) woman/man, you probably have MAJOR insecurities.Now don't you wish they had a like button on here or am I to harsh? :I know that just sounded really jaded and angry but was ment to find the humor in some sad truths about dating online..Well, trying this again. I'm outgoing, witty, driven and can be a huge pain if the occasion calls for it. What type of "relationship" am I looking for? Gee, what's wrong with just dating to start? My ideal guy would be educated, (and no a slip of paper isn't everything), clever and a man who is secure in himself.. I have my stuff together so should you! You MUST have a car, a job and your own place! Anything else is unacceptable, I won't be someone's ride, banker or landlord..Oh BTW, riding a motorcylce is what I do, not all that I am.. Happy Fishing Guys!PS. Please no hate mail if I say I'm not interested. Really? At least I messaged you back unlike most girls.. Geez!. I can get dressed up or just wear jeans and boots, I'm comfortable anywhere I go..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Swimming Greek Vietnamese Adventure Crime Western
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