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Troy, 43
United States, Minnesota, Milaca

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Hi there, I truly have no clue what to put on these goofy "tell them about you" sections.But here it goes.. I love to make people laugh until they hurt. I am outgoing and love to have fun. I tend to be the center of attention in social arenas, it happens naturally. I cuss like a offshore worker/sailor. I am straight forward and very honest. This tends to turn men off, if you are looking for someone who you can make a puppet or take crap off of you. I am the wrong lady for you. I am a BBW, (for those brain dead who do not know what BBW stands for, its BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN) Yes I am proud to say I am FAT, yes FAT. Not plump, thick, over-sized, I am a fat woman who loves every single curve, roll, and pound of my body. I am am in search for a SINGLE WHITE MALE (please do not send me a message asking why only white men, its what I am attracted to. I do not go up to random men and ask "why are you with that toothless whore with big tits and hairpieces I assume you like her for who she is and you are attracted to that. NO harm no fowl. lets just move on) in his 30's to MID 40's........he must be Smart, have a job, be outgoing, romantic, funny and love to have fun! A car and a job is a must, I am tired of freeloading guys who want to be taken care of. He must be able to handle a woman who can be a major smart ass! Oh yes, if you are afraid of smart woman who are smart asses or have a mind of their own.... please just find someone else on this site who will fall for the bullsh*tlines of crap that you are handing out on here. I am not dealing with it. Sorry I would rather be single then deal with lying men with old tired lines of crap. lol One more thing, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, Stop with the creepy freaking pictures that you guys put of yourselves on here. PUT A PICTURE OF YOU and only you. Not you and your ex-wife/CURRENT WIFE/Girlfriend ow ex-girlfriend. The cute shots of you and the kid pulls the heart strings of women who wants children. Not so much the lady who do not have kids or have kids out the door already. Also cropping women out just makes you seem just as much of a douche-bag and NO ONE WANTS TO DATE A ****ING DOUCHE BAG! Also please for the love of god put some clothes on!!! A man who poses for the mirror with out a shirt makes a lot of women think one thing. "He is self obsessed and a prick who is out for a one night stand" It's not a turn on.... I know its a NEWS FLASH, I guess I am the only one who will let you know how freaking stupid it truly looks. I am not a SUPERMODEL..... I am not anything but me. beautiful yes, fat yes, out spoken hell yes. Don't like it?? **** you. :) Hobbies: Well, I love to paint, sing, hang out, go to the movies, I am a planner of many parties for large groups of people. Music: Rock/Alternative/Blues/Jazz, I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC, please if you listen to that crap and want to force it down my ears. I will drop your ass like a hot potato. lolGoals and Aspirations: Live, love and be happy. The rest will fall into place if you have those things. Let me be to the point....... I hate coffee and wine. So as long as we do not have to meet at a coffee shop or a wine bar I am good. I am open to having FUN..... Fun does not mean I am looking to have sex. Do not get things twisted...... Fun as in 2 people in public talking, laughing, learning about each other. I say we get to know each other and decide together what would be a good first date, shall we??

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Rap British French Thai Crime Music
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