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Keren, 44
United States, Minnesota, Lake City

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About Me

Not the girl next door. Unless you actually live next door...I'm nerdy, I'm snarky and yet very soft hearted, I'm a book nerd and horror movie geek, I make myself laugh way, way too often, in fact I think I'm hilarious. I have a twisted sense of humor, I sometimes snore if I'm sleeping hard, and I snort when I laugh more often than I'd like. I'm short, 5'3, curvy, small bbw, whatever you want to call it. I'm also self confident and happy with who and where I am in life.I also have 2 Chihuahuas, so if you don't like dogs or animals in general we will definitely not be a good match. I love hanging out with friends for laughs, cooking, movies or just about anything and I love to have a good beer or two or three or six. SO I'm here to see who's out there. (proper use of who's? was it? do you know?) Just looking to go out and have fun, date, see what happens. Would be nice to make some new friends as well.IF you use any of these words do not contact me, I'm old and I cannot take it - dis, dat, dose,dese, wif, wit, da.....need I go on?Don't know the difference between to, too, two, there, their or they're...probably not a good match.If you're flipping the bird, shirtless with sunglasses on indoors, trying to look mean, intimidating or like a badass I'll pass.On the other hand, if you're laid back, drama free - yes men have drama too - like to go out and have a good time, hang out with friends, go to movies, listen to music - ie normal things, feel free to contact me. If you're funny and can make me laugh, even better. .If you're young, hot, tall, charming and want to spoil me rotten - don't wake me up because I'm dreaming!No I won't marry you so you can get into the country...stop asking!Just because I look at your profile doesn't mean I'm interested. Just because I look at your profile and don't message you doesn't mean I'm not. If you're interested, send me a message!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

History Martial Arts American Football
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  • Crissy from Lake City | Woman | 44 years old | Virgo
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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    My time is now limited so dont waste it !! I am honest, the only games I play are on the computer or at the kitchen table with my kids (yahtzee) ! I have 4 daughters, 25,22,15 and 13 and yes they keep me busy !!! I want a Man no boys please, Strong arms to hold me a great sense of humor to keep me laughing . It would be great to have a special someone to share all the great times with and someone who has my back in the bad times. If your handy around the house that's a plus I would rather you fix a leaky faucet then bring me flowers. I tend to hurt myself or whatever I am trying to fix when I use tools LOL I am affectionate hand holding , kissing, smack on you ass when you walk by kinda girl passionate, However if a hookup or sex is all you want plenty of fish in the sea re cast your line please ! You have to get to know me a bit timing is important even for that first kiss ;)My photos are recent For the record and I am a size 14 seems a lot of you tell me women are not truthful I am Also I am aware of my age and I do have piercings and tattoos I don't need anyone to put me down for any of that or my size I am who I am and I am ok with all of me :) I think a causual lunch in a comfy setting

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  • Kezia from Lake City | Woman | 45 years old | Gemini
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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I am a single mom with two kids, one of which lives at home. I would like to find someone to spend time with that understands taking care of my kids comes first. I would love to make time for someone special in my life. MUST LIKE KIDS AND DOGS. LOL. I HAVE BOTH!!! I am an easy going person that is caring, loving, trys to help out other people, I try to always treat people with respect. I am not looking for someone that is perfect because I am not perfect, just want to meet someone that is open and honest and that can talk about things with me when there is a concern over something. Someone who isn't gonna pick up and leave when things get a little hard. I think you need to take your time when working on a relationship. Make sure you really are compatible and want the same type of things. Also, want that person to be over who ever they were with before. If your not your are not able to move on to a new relationship.This is just a little bit about how I feel about things. Sorry if it seems like a bunch of random thoughts but that is pretty much what it was. LOL.I will add more later. Something very casual, in public where both people feel comfortable.

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  • Carline from Lake City | Woman | 43 years old | Sagittarius
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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I love the outdoors going camping and swimming and just saying hey lets go for a ride somewhere,,,especailly in the fall when the colors are beautiful,,,I love all kinds of animals. I have 5 dogs and 3 cats. You have to love animals in order to like me lol.Just saying...This is really hard writing about yourself.Be able to raise my kids with out them getting into trouble..I want to be able to see my kids graduate and go on to be parents or what ever they want to be ,,,,I don't know I guess I would have to say,,,I happy go lucky ,,I have great heart so I have been told...I love to laugh and have fun,,I enjoy my job,,I love to cuddle during a movie or just watching the news..I have 4 kids that live at home with me all girls ages from 20 to 5. I have three children of my own ages 20,17 daughters and a 13 yr old son.I have an adopted daughter who has blessed me with 2 handsome grandsons. I also have custody of two little girls ages 5 and 6 ....I got temp custody of a baby boy 2 days after he was born. I have him till April. I also have a brother who lives with me. I love to watch nascar it's a every Sunday or Saturday night event here.I know I have alot of baggage but there is alot of love in my home..I'm just missing my soul mate. As for music I listen to it all except jazz and opera. If any of this interests you please drop me a line. I would have to say meet in a public place first and then deside from there,,,Maybe a coffee or a drink (If you drink),,,See where it goes from there,,,

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