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Keren, 44

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About Me

Not the girl next door. Unless you actually live next door...I'm nerdy, I'm snarky and yet very soft hearted, I'm a book nerd and horror movie geek, I make myself laugh way, way too often, in fact I think I'm hilarious. I have a twisted sense of humor, I sometimes snore if I'm sleeping hard, and I snort when I laugh more often than I'd like. I'm short, 5'3, curvy, small bbw, whatever you want to call it. I'm also self confident and happy with who and where I am in life.I also have 2 Chihuahuas, so if you don't like dogs or animals in general we will definitely not be a good match. I love hanging out with friends for laughs, cooking, movies or just about anything and I love to have a good beer or two or three or six. SO I'm here to see who's out there. (proper use of who's? was it? do you know?) Just looking to go out and have fun, date, see what happens. Would be nice to make some new friends as well.IF you use any of these words do not contact me, I'm old and I cannot take it - dis, dat, dose,dese, wif, wit, da.....need I go on?Don't know the difference between to, too, two, there, their or they're...probably not a good match.If you're flipping the bird, shirtless with sunglasses on indoors, trying to look mean, intimidating or like a badass I'll pass.On the other hand, if you're laid back, drama free - yes men have drama too - like to go out and have a good time, hang out with friends, go to movies, listen to music - ie normal things, feel free to contact me. If you're funny and can make me laugh, even better. .If you're young, hot, tall, charming and want to spoil me rotten - don't wake me up because I'm dreaming!No I won't marry you so you can get into the country...stop asking!Just because I look at your profile doesn't mean I'm interested. Just because I look at your profile and don't message you doesn't mean I'm not. If you're interested, send me a message!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Alta

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I am lady who is confident, sweet and independent with old fashioned values. I am into fitness, exercise and health. I am very outgoing, positive and love to be around people! I enjoy having fun, doing things and going places!! I like dressing formally as well as casually. I appreciate each day and see it as a positive new adventure! Summer is my favorite season! I love the outdoors and outdoor activities all year round. My parents and relatives are very important to me and I have no dependents. I love animals and have a little daschund who is a rescue dog. Very spoiled little guy!!! Ha!! I seek chemistry (most important) with a handsome, fit European or American male who is positive, confident in himself, not afraid to take a risk, fun to be with, who is into health and happiness with no dependents. I seek someone who is stable, and level headed, a caring gentleman who know how to treat a woman like a lady. Someone with an out going personality who enjoys social activities, traveling, new adventures and someone possibly who would like to take dancing lessons with a partner! A man who likes to dress formally as well as casually. Someone looking for one equal partner to share life's adventures for the long term and with and who is looking to take the time to get to know. A special guy ready for a relationship leading to the future.

  • Devon

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    **update: currently have serious boyfriend. Hi there, all! :) (Please read all of my profile . Thank you. ) I love the Lord. I think its important to respect and be respected. This does include being up front and open n honest consistently/always. I am pretty straightforward/tell it like it is. Looking for respect, friend first, cute, fun gent Good-hearted, down-to-earth, caring, pro-active, hv my moods, intense, /energetic, can be talkative . I am an intelligent, classy woman who speaks her mind. Theres so much more to me than meets the eye. Ive learned basic sign language, taught myself basic spanish, one and a half yrs full time classes at community college, got most improved in track and cross country, took four yrs in band, four yrs in choir, had a paper route as a kid, was a candy-striper, was a pathfinder, did color guard marching in portlands jr rose parade, can type up to 60 wpms . Hope is a lesson to any whove ever underestimated me :) I like to deal w/ things promptly and honestly and freely. I am a people person. Mostly casual but can clean up and look nice too. I would also describe myself as practical, efficient, observant, and a deep-thinker. I like to problem-solve, creativity w/ ideas, words/word plays. Like to ham it up wittingly and tease w/ the ones I am closest to especially so you can't be too serious. ** ****My son, who lives w/ his dad is a mini-me so also is this way and the one I'm w/ would have to as well if they meet him later as things work out that direction to be able appreciate and respect him the same. I am looking for a gentleman who is easygoing yet is active, authentic, caring, tolerant, patient, stable, at least somewhat athletic is preferable, confident yet not arrogant, pls no mama's boys, positive. also sees open honest communication is huge as it is in my book. Any questions please feel free to ask :)) Movie, bowling, or something outdoorsy; casual n fun. Chance to do something fun w/ someone else n get to know the other person

  • Ilene

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I like r&b, rap, blues, I like movies, cards, dominoes, walks in the park, cuddling u have to be friends first we will see where it goes We can go to the movies an chill afterward

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