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Keren, 44
United States, Minnesota, Lake City

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About Me

Not the girl next door. Unless you actually live next door...I'm nerdy, I'm snarky and yet very soft hearted, I'm a book nerd and horror movie geek, I make myself laugh way, way too often, in fact I think I'm hilarious. I have a twisted sense of humor, I sometimes snore if I'm sleeping hard, and I snort when I laugh more often than I'd like. I'm short, 5'3, curvy, small bbw, whatever you want to call it. I'm also self confident and happy with who and where I am in life.I also have 2 Chihuahuas, so if you don't like dogs or animals in general we will definitely not be a good match. I love hanging out with friends for laughs, cooking, movies or just about anything and I love to have a good beer or two or three or six. SO I'm here to see who's out there. (proper use of who's? was it? do you know?) Just looking to go out and have fun, date, see what happens. Would be nice to make some new friends as well.IF you use any of these words do not contact me, I'm old and I cannot take it - dis, dat, dose,dese, wif, wit, da.....need I go on?Don't know the difference between to, too, two, there, their or they're...probably not a good match.If you're flipping the bird, shirtless with sunglasses on indoors, trying to look mean, intimidating or like a badass I'll pass.On the other hand, if you're laid back, drama free - yes men have drama too - like to go out and have a good time, hang out with friends, go to movies, listen to music - ie normal things, feel free to contact me. If you're funny and can make me laugh, even better. .If you're young, hot, tall, charming and want to spoil me rotten - don't wake me up because I'm dreaming!No I won't marry you so you can get into the country...stop asking!Just because I look at your profile doesn't mean I'm interested. Just because I look at your profile and don't message you doesn't mean I'm not. If you're interested, send me a message!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

History Martial Arts American Football
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