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Jera, 39
United States, Minnesota, Hutchinson

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About Me

****Im a person that loves to LAUGH!!!*****I always say moments spent sad, or mad are moments lost of happiness. I'm tryin this internet thing one last time (my probation officer said its OK now, since the ankle bracelet has been removed. J/K)It was a stalking case, so you guys have nothing to worry about :)!!!! I enjoy comedy clubs, or just about anyones company that can bring a smile to my face, or mine to thiers.I have a bit of a sarcastic humor.And if I won the lotto... I would buy a snow machine so I could have a snowball fight in JULY. I am very close with my family and like to spend time with them when I can.I enjoy dining out, although Cooking !!! YEAH I COOK, AND i like it.... hmmmmm but I hate cleaning up, it's great for a quiet night in. Im the kinda girl that if we go out to dinner and a fish bone is stuck in my teeth, IM PULLING IT OUT right then and there, thats just too uncomfortable for me to even wait to make it to the bathroom.However im classy NOT trashy (i'll use a napkin, lol). I like getting dressed up or I can throw on a baseball cap and hit a sporting event.I'm a big Packers fan and love football if they have a game you can bet you can catch me in my BIG CHEESE HEAD HAT at least part of the day. Thats about the only sport I watch. If your team is playing against mine thats even more fun, nothin like a little friendly bet;!!!! And i've been told it's pretty hard to read my "POKER FACE". I listen to a wide variety of music from Jazz to rock, to rap. I like dancing and having a good time with friends.I would even be up for taking ballroom or salsa lessons with a partner.I socially drink, but the club scene is kinda old.BUT I wouldnt mind hittin the club or bar with someione special."Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish." ;)– I am in the process of doing some home improvements (this crap takes forever)and would say my house most of the time looks like its a dangerous construction zone (hey im being honest). Im looking for someone thats witty,has a great since of humor, has an imagination,takes care of himself,is well groomed (if you have enough hair on your body that if you shaved you'd clog the BP oil spill, your prob. not for me. lol:) ,is social yet reserved,HONEST,someone thats not a player ,but.... AT LEAST NO THE GAME!and ALTHOUGH mature,..... has no problem letting their inner child out.******LAST but not LEAST ****PLEASE**** sorta have the same kind of personality as me. Someone that even if their having a bad day, has the capability of laughing... cause just when you think it can't get worse, you look in the mirror and realize that you've been walking around, talking to people all day with this afternoons lunch hanging off your beard.I was once told by a friend that the man for me is probably rite under my nose, and I figure thats good cause I have a keen scense of smell.... kinda like a mom that sniffs her babies butt to see if their full of sh!t or not;) I also decided to make up "MY OWN" chemistry test >>>>>...POP QUIZ>>>>>...Your at a party drinking, and there is a porta-pot, tipped over you...A. try to use it anywayB. wouldnt think of going in the germ infested thing even if it wasnt tippedC. are the one responsible for tipping it overD. crying from the inside for someone to let you outWhich people would you rather read about in the newspaper?A. The Bingo BANDITSC. Ninjas kiddnapping siamese cats from humane societyD. MYSELF- im sure that i did something this week worthy of an articleHow often do you change your watch battery?A. Never I dont wear oneB. Watch? I wear a clock like Flavor FlavC. I only wear my watch cause its impressiveD. Whose Flavor FlavJust for fun I made this up to see how you answer. you can copy and paste it back to me please. I Cant Wait for your response;) No wrong answers, but some I like a little better than others ;)PLUS it lets me know you actually READ my profile.EXTRA CREDIT QUESTION....... A. Immediately call every contact in your phone to find out who the mother is B. Take the baby to the mall ASAP, i mean who would put their baby in nondesigner clothes C. Call your mom cause she knows everything plus shes just upstairs. D. shut the door, go back to bed, this baby isnt mine!!!! For a first date i would prefer to call it a meeting. Maybe coffee, a drink, lunch something casual and simple,nothing that is gonna be time commited for a long period or pricey. Just a chance to get to know each other and see if it would lead to a "DATE". I dont want it to last as long as a prostitutes first time in a confessional both. If we do make it to "date" status. After that ..... maybe goin out as a couple dressed up like a cop and orange jump suit hand cuffed together and hittin the town! also anything that involves gas x, but my passion is soft two ply toilet paper, and if your a proctologist thats a bonus..... cause I can be an A$$HOLE..... and if you didnt find my last statement funny you prolly wouldnt wanna go on a date with me:) LOL

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Canadian Caribbean Chinese Middle Eastern Sci-Fi Sport Thriller Western Soccer / Football
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