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JackOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
K, a list of things about me, some I knew, others my friends decided I should disclose immediately.1. i'm tall. when i say tall, really, i'm tall. and yeah, the weathers great up here, you midget **stards.2. i'm a smart ass. huh. wtf is that all about? i mean seriously, people just can't take a joke now a days. 3. i'm nice. but if i don't like you, i'll let you know.4. but don't like any of the teams here. 5. i'm a sports geek. go ahead, ask me a question.6. i was in a band. but not the cool ones everyone on my space is in. it was a marching band. ok, not a marching band, but we did play on veterans day, and at basketball/football games. and this one time, at band camp, i... whoa. completely off the subject. 7. i am an athlete though. and i could STILL run a mile in under 7 minutes. but please dear lord let there be an oxygen tank at the end, and some sort of medical assistance.8. i speak 1.75 languages. english, i'm pretty fluent in. puedo hablar espanol, et je parle un petit peur de francais. d*mnit, no tilde's on the comp.9. i used to think that i could be on jeopardy. then i tried out last st patricks day, and while i got 7 out of 10 questions right, i DID NOT GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF TRYOUTS. total and complete devastation. and of course, while i sat home later that nite, sulking, my roommate was down in the gaslamp, telling people that "i lost at jeopardy, baby. oooooohhhhhh, woo oooh ooooo" yeah, to the song. seriously, how can you ask what the cubed root of 1,200,543,***is, and NOT let us use scratch paper. 10. i'm nowhere near as funny as i think i am. the whole telling jokes, and getting blank stares has clued me in to that.11. i'm too picky for my own good. hi, can you say perfection does not exist??? hey, i'm just looking for perfect for me. *PERFECT FOR ME IS NOT UNDER 5'10"!!!*12. i'm much better looking in person. just ask those who know me. i am blessed with a giant irish head, and while i've finally grown into it, let me tell you, bearing a strong resemblance to a walking blow pop at 13 years of age, SUCKS!!!13. i used to be able to dunk. well, on a ***ft rim. and i could touch the rim on a 10 footer. just couldn't palm the ball. hands weren't strong enough. but man, i could jump.14. i now have a 2.2 inch vertical. which helps a bit getting up onto a curb.15. have i mentioned i'm a smartass??? ok. that's all i'm divulging at this time. if you have made it this far down, you are a strange individual. lol. j/k. take care, and maybe we'll chat soon.A NOT COFFEE!
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PhylisOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Online dating...It feels kind of like shopping for people, which seems unnatural to me, but my friends tell me this is the way it's done these days, so here we are. I'm not great at describing myself, but here goes.I'm a bay area native, even went to college here, but I have been able to travel a bit. I can find humor in just about anything, and I do mean anything, I have even been known to laugh at funeral homes. I love to people watch, so dive bars are a ton of fun for me, with the added bonus of getting to see the local bands, which I also love. Music wise, I like just about anything, but I'm not really into rap- too much violence in it. Street fairs are great, love to watch NASCAR with my dad, also love classic cars, and usually hit the local cars shows.I like baseball and I love to go to games, but not the Giants- it feels more like a society event than a baseball game, which leaves me unsure of how behave. I'm a die-hard A's fan, and while I can tolerate a Giants fan, if you're a Yankees fan, I'm probably just going to offend you, that would make us both feel awful, and I'd really rather avoid that. I have some pretty strong feelings about Steinbrenner's whorehouse, and his death hasn't cooled my ire :-)I have an extremely close knit group of long term friends who are like family to me and I spend a lot of time with them, BBQing during the summer, movie nights ( we usually pick a theme- worst acting, highest gross out factor, most ridiculous premise, etc.- and watch 3 or ***I like camping, preferably somewhere remote, with no cell phone reception, where I won't be bothered, but the expresso machine has to come with me, because I'm not going to go without it in the morning, I don't care where I am. I read constantly ( my best friend says I would read the phone book, but I really do need something with a plot ). I also spend so much time in meetings and going over budgets, that if my 21 year-old self could see me now, she would throw her beer in my face and tell me to lighten up.As far as the type of guy I like, he has to be happy already, since I'm not good with fixer-uppers, and I really prefer a guy's guy, so if you wax anything regularly, or are intimately aquainted with 'Project Runway', we can be great friends, but we can't date. Also, if we're alone in a room together, I can't be the only one who can identify an intake manifold. I would love to find someone to have fun with, if it turns into something more, great! Another single parent would be ideal, since I've found that people who don't have children get a little testy about the challenges that come along with single parent dating :-) Not a requirement, but dating a single parent isn't easy, so know that going in.I have a terribly caustic wit- so I'm definitely not for the faint of heart. I'm also not looking to get married just yet, so if you're looking for the mother of your future children that absolutely must be born soon, I'm probably not the girl for you, but I'd be happy to help you find her, I've been told I'm an excellent wingman :-). I'm not really into the casual dating thing, so if you're looking for a friends with benefits situation, I'm absolutely not the girl for you. I love bowling, I think it's the greatest white trash sport ever invented, shooting pool being a close second. I'm terrible at both, but it's still a lot of fun.I'm always listening to music, and since I came of age in the 80's, some of it is really bad (think 'Asia' or anything that could be described as a 'Hair Band'), but I'll listen to just about anything, and I love listening to live music. If there's a band playing somewhere, I'll probably try to make time too see them
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BernettaOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
1ST AND FORMOST!! IF U R LOOKING FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND OR A F*** BUDDY MOVE ALONG TO THE NEXT PROFILE....THANK YOU!!! SmhHi. Im Christina. In a nutshell, I have twins Giovanni and Gianna who are 12 years old and I share ***custody with their dad. I'm ***Sicilian and ***Irish. Im an RN and have my life together exept for the man part...I have all my own things so I'm not looking for a sugar daddy but a man with a good job and money of his own would be nice for a change lol. Im a loving person with a huge heart. I love animals and I have 3 that run my house and don't leave me much room in bed :-) I love the outdoors but only in the warm weather. Home by the fire is where you will find me when it's cold. I love music so going to concerts and music festivals or anything spur of the moment. I enjoy sports 6and don't mind cuddling up to a good game or out watching at a sports bar. I Took 4 years of culinary in high school so ill have u know im a GREAT cook!Unfortunately I'm extremely picky about who I date. Typically I'm attracted to the bad boys but since im a good girl that hasn't worked out well for me. I don't like a man thats takes longer than me to get ready. Bathroom pics without a shirt r a definate turn off. I like a man who has hair in all the right places if u get what u mean ;) no skinny guys for me. Meat and muscle a plus. Shy guys not for me either. I like to be told what to do and don't like to tell what I want (u should just know) A man should always put his woman first and a woman should always do the same. Please if u have or have ever had an opiate problem move along... I have no tolerance for that at all.Now that I just narrowed down my likes and dislikes I'm wondering if there is anybody left in this world for me lol. Well thanks for reading and I hope all the pass through my profile find the one they are looking for :o) don't settle for anything less!!! dinner and drinks? Something spontaneous and different is always nice too.