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JackOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
K, a list of things about me, some I knew, others my friends decided I should disclose immediately.1. i'm tall. when i say tall, really, i'm tall. and yeah, the weathers great up here, you midget **stards.2. i'm a smart ass. huh. wtf is that all about? i mean seriously, people just can't take a joke now a days. 3. i'm nice. but if i don't like you, i'll let you know.4. but don't like any of the teams here. 5. i'm a sports geek. go ahead, ask me a question.6. i was in a band. but not the cool ones everyone on my space is in. it was a marching band. ok, not a marching band, but we did play on veterans day, and at basketball/football games. and this one time, at band camp, i... whoa. completely off the subject. 7. i am an athlete though. and i could STILL run a mile in under 7 minutes. but please dear lord let there be an oxygen tank at the end, and some sort of medical assistance.8. i speak 1.75 languages. english, i'm pretty fluent in. puedo hablar espanol, et je parle un petit peur de francais. d*mnit, no tilde's on the comp.9. i used to think that i could be on jeopardy. then i tried out last st patricks day, and while i got 7 out of 10 questions right, i DID NOT GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF TRYOUTS. total and complete devastation. and of course, while i sat home later that nite, sulking, my roommate was down in the gaslamp, telling people that "i lost at jeopardy, baby. oooooohhhhhh, woo oooh ooooo" yeah, to the song. seriously, how can you ask what the cubed root of 1,200,543,***is, and NOT let us use scratch paper. 10. i'm nowhere near as funny as i think i am. the whole telling jokes, and getting blank stares has clued me in to that.11. i'm too picky for my own good. hi, can you say perfection does not exist??? hey, i'm just looking for perfect for me. *PERFECT FOR ME IS NOT UNDER 5'10"!!!*12. i'm much better looking in person. just ask those who know me. i am blessed with a giant irish head, and while i've finally grown into it, let me tell you, bearing a strong resemblance to a walking blow pop at 13 years of age, SUCKS!!!13. i used to be able to dunk. well, on a ***ft rim. and i could touch the rim on a 10 footer. just couldn't palm the ball. hands weren't strong enough. but man, i could jump.14. i now have a 2.2 inch vertical. which helps a bit getting up onto a curb.15. have i mentioned i'm a smartass??? ok. that's all i'm divulging at this time. if you have made it this far down, you are a strange individual. lol. j/k. take care, and maybe we'll chat soon.A NOT COFFEE!
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DungOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
**************** If you are on the rebound n cannot stop thinkin bout your ex, you are NOT ready to date, deal w your issues n give it some time n know you ARE ready to date before you contact me or respond if i contact you- thank you ***************************** I am not a chic who is stuck on my "pretty face", give me a shout n I will respondIf I had a partner to workout w I would though, but I am comfortable in my skin. i am looking for a white man who is attractive. If you do not have the capability to be COMPLETELY honest w me about everything there is no need for you to read any further. I am an open minded woman who knows what i want out of life.!!, however I am not the kind to down anyone else for not being a fan or another teams' fan. I love to go to concerts- love music.I really enjoy live entertainment- plays, bands, karaoke, or game night entertaining friends.I like camping, fishing (usually only catch drum pirch and a buzz lol), and going to places I have not been before and am open to do what may not be my first choice. If you have children that is ok, I do not want to have any more of my own- however I would consider being a surrogate for someone. I like to go out a few nights a week, only cause I am single. I own and ride my own Harley n love to travel when I can on it, just bc I ride does not mean I am a drug user, a trouble maker, a convict, or someone who is out to start problems, it means I like the freedom of wind in my hair and some release for myself. You do not have to ride to date me, or look deeper in me. I am caring, giving, loving, sweet, very honest , I am bold n say what I mean n mean what I say. I am trustworthy, loyal, and submissive to my man. I am a woman who does not humiliate her mate in public or disrespect him otherwise. I will build you up, compliment you, and spoil you in every loving way. I am not materialistic, I am pretty simple. I am not one to spend all day at the mall or just blow money on stupid stuff ( well except when I go out ). I want and am seeking my soul mate and I am willing to relocate to another city. I want to be w someone who is not gonna be whipped, I want someone who will stand up to me and for me. I want someone who will slow dance w me and give me public affection simply because nothing else matters but us when we are together. I am not greedy at all, I find joy in little things- notes, kisses on my forehead, a touch as you walk by me, being sensual and passionate, or just a little kiss. I do have children, but they do not live w me so I am free to do whatever I want whenever I want. I hope someone aspires to share a life w a silly, funny, playful woman who jokes around and has a dirty minded sense of humor. I am kinda on a whim lol, I am a biker chic and there is alot goin on in the summer for ppl in my lifestyle and I wanna have fun w it. But if I found a man to share life w, you would be everything to me and would not be put on a back burner. I do have tattoos but if I don't want them to show I cover them up. I just want someone w flaws, who is not a goody two shoes, that has learned the power of forgiveness, love, and tears, yes I believe in Jesus and want my mate to also, yes I am a sinner, some friends call me a saint tho. You have nothing to lose by giving me a chance really, I mean what is one date? maybe just talk over a drink or two... Damn right I sound too good to be true, but what if this is really who I am- Take a chance on me.... Yep I am a big chic, but noone has more fun than I do, laugh, joke around, do practical jokes on unsuspecting friends, and trust me you would enjoy an evening out w me.Yes I am the chic your Ma warned you about lolREVISE:If you live at home w your parents, are a drug addict, are not attractive, do not have a job, or will not actually take me out on a date somewhere besides your house or apartment -do not contact me, pass me by !!!- I want to be faithful to one man when it is right, that means when we know we wanna take it further- a relationship on a steady basis, be single and willing to really have the mind to get and be in a relationship, not be psycho, and most of all be honest at any cost to me- I am woman enough to take the truth Skydiving lolDepends on what our needs are for the evening, got consider has he worked hard all day or if there is enough time to really hang out. I am pretty open to suggestions
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VanOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm looking for my best friend!! A man who knows what he wants out of this crazy journey who's ready to settle down with ONE women.I have a lot of love to give if you treat me right..so if ur into playen the mind games plz don't even contact me I have no time for it.And if you don't have a JOB, UR OWN PLACE, CAR, DO DRUGS, OR DONT TAKE CARE OF UR KIDS..plz don't waist my time bymessaging me. I'm a big girl looken for a big guy. 8)..wanna know more just ask...8) Maybe meet for some drinks,or some coffee, a walk in the park,or out to dinner.