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Lashandra, 40

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About Me

I"m a great person really i leave my door open to any one just tired of the liers and cheaters i love waking up to coffee in the morning and the hey hows your day.Could one have a job not be an ass and have a conversation wow hard I"ve been called rude and shallow rude yes i speak my mind but shallow no yes I"m short but really i have heels hello.I'm a full time mom of three i also work full time plus a part time student so that dosn"t allow me alot of time to jump when a man says jump not that i would unless it was jump rope but id break a hip i did blow my ACL playing the WII with teens(i did win of course)!!my smart mouth tends to get me in trouble shocking i know!! life is way to short one might as well laugh and enjoy the ride while were on it! if one were to ask my brother in law who my brother was he'd say Will Ferrell I'm sorry i just don't see it yes I'm funny as hell so i'd say but not as hairly. lol i just ask for honesty and respect if one cant find that then please dont bother i got this dating thing figured out don't give a man flowers I thought about switching teams but with my damn luck I'd end up with a lazy women that sets around on the couch all day lol a great cup of coffee or truck pull or hockey would be a great startergoing up north to buddy hollys crash site freaky but i love him and all that was lost that winter night

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Sam

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 20-24

    Hi! My name is Sam. I am never married atheist caucasian woman without kids from Hastings, Minnesota, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Veta

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    *** if you don't have a picture, don't waste your time contacting me. Be YOURSELF!! If your pics are fake, keep moving. If you wanna chat, but never meet up, keep moving.. I'm not impressed with fake people. Also, I'm a mom. If you do not have kids, you may want to think about whether or not dating someone with kids is a problem BEFORE you bother talking.If you are still interested after reading all that then shoot me a message. If not, happy fishing!!:) What ever fits the situation, and who I'm going with.

  • Joycelyn

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Starting a new chapter in my life and would love to find someone to share it with. I’m not interested in just a sex partner, sexting, or one night stands. If that is how you intend to start the conversation please move on. I’m not a prude but I'm not into starting a friendship based on sex. I'm looking for a man who shares my views on love, family morals and friends and is ready for all of it to begin, and who is truly looking for their lifelong partner and not looking to play around. Sense of humor, intelligence, authenticity is a plus. I think commutation is the key to a healthy relationship. You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You can spell, and are generally happy and you don’t depend on someone to make your life happy. The rest is negotiable. No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens. Laughing is essential. A little bit about myself: I’m sarcastic and silly and like to joke around and I have a great sense of humor. I’m not offended by a dirty joke and can dish it out on my own. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on. I have a down to earth attitude, values, and personality. I can dress up or down but I'm kinda a ball cap and jeans girl. I’m not perfect and I’m not Barbie doll grown I’m authentic and honest and I tell it like it is. My life adventures have made me wise to the world and I’m very open minded and opinionated. I'm considered a very generous person in all aspects of my life especially in friendship, family and love. I've been told that I'm smart, beautiful and sensitive, although I also tend to be a bit modest too. I am self-sufficient; I’m not dependent on someone to support me. I have my own tools and pretty much can do anything I put my mind too. My daddy taught me well. I know how to speak my mind. I enjoy going new places and I’m adventurous to try new things. I’m looking for someone who will introduce me to new things, adore (or put up with) my wacky moods and keep me in line. I like all types of music and movies and I enjoy concerts. I enjoy travel, gardening, home decorating, Comedy Clubs & Dinner Theater, music, my dog, & celebrating special occasions.I need someone who is a challenge emotionally and physically and is willing to give in a relationship as much as getting. A man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I'd rather be with a guy who has big dreams and no money than a guy with no dreams and big money. I must admit, I like a bit of a bad boy -- not an awful, I'm-going-to-treat-you-like-crap kind of guy, but someone who's going to push me to my limits and then pull back with a warm hug at the last minute. Truth is, I'm just a nice girl (most of the time) who's looking for some fun and companionship (not necessarily in that order). I love funny guys who can hold me spellbound with a story or make me laugh until I cry. I also love creativity and passion. Maybe it's your love of '80s movies, your baseball card collection or the fact that you moved across country with only a duffel bag -- it doesn't matter. The right man not only fascinates me but also brings out the best in me. We push each other to be the greatest people we can be. We bolster each other's egos and we leave short, thoughtful love messages for each other when we're away. If you're comfortable in your own skin, have a strong sense of self and aren't afraid to expose your flaws, I'm sure we'll get along just fine. I can offer a reward of lifetime devotion, long, slow kisses that last for days, offers a shoulder to lean on, someone who will hold you at night and a partner that loves to cook. What’s your story? What are your greatest pet-peeves and what makes you weak in your knees from joy and happiness.” Well, that is a little about me if you are interested say hello and we will chat. Talk to you soon!!” I don’t think it matters what we do on a first date, and I am a big fan of simplicity, so a coffee and walk would be just fine.”

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