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Heike, 28

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About Me

No I don't want a pic of your penis. Don't ask me anymore.. K thanks :) no I don't want to "hang out"(sleep with you the first time we meet) if I don't respond to your text right away, the last thing I should do is come back to a text from you saying is there a reason why I have not responded right away...I just want a normal guy... Someone to watch football with me on Sunday, and Mondays, and some Thursdays and sometimes Saturdays haha. To not be mad when im not up your ass all the time, because I won't be and I don't expect you to be either. Someone who understand my son come before anything and everything in the world, and no one will take that place away from him. Is this really a lot to ask for ?!!! ...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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