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RyleighOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Crazy Cat Lady- That is the best way to describe me! I am everything that you would expect a crazy cat lady to be and then some! I am quite shy and find it hard to open up to people. However, once you get to know me, you will realize that I am a funny, caring, honest, down to earth girl. Also, I have been advised that I need to tell guys that I am VERY strong willed and VERY independent..and that some guys can’t handle a woman who stands her ground! ***** Also, I am not looking to hook up or screw on the first couple of dates. If you don't think you can keep your penis in your pants long enough to go on atleast three dates with me, then just stop reading this profile now. =) No, this does not guarantee that you are getting any on the fourth date..but thank you to all the idiots out there who asked me that and failed miserably at some kind of attempt to be sarcastic..ughHere are a few of the qualities that I look for in a guy:Loves cats (or has the willingness to learn to love cats..lol)Does NOT have kids- if you have kids…don’t waste your time messaging me.HAS A DAMN JOB!!!! And a car of his own! Seriously, its sad I have to include this in my list..but it seems to be all d-bags galore out there looking for a sugar momma..ughUnderstands my sarcastic sense of humor ( I have been told that I am not actually sarcastic...I am just bitter and mean...you can be the judge of all that)Is a non-smokerIf you list hunting and fishing in the interests section of the profile, don't waste your time messaging me. I am most certainly not into hunting or fishing...Is NOT overweight!!!! I don't care how much of a shallow **** I may sound like...I just don’t care for overweight guys! I like my guys looking like they have not had a good meal in a couple months. the skinnier...the better! :)Likes rock and country music (by rock I mean…….)Is NOT a highly religious personLikes knee socks..I wear them all the time when I am at home and sometimes in public..so you have to atleast be ok with themMAJOR bonus points if you have that rocker,emo, or nerd look!! I think a nice dinner so that you can get to know each other and see if there is any chemistry.
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JohnnieOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I'm a single mother, I have 8 months left for my nursing career. I have a Yorkie, so you must like dogs. I'm 30 years old, and work ***hours as office manager, plus manage my own business, so I don't have time for games. Want to know anything else just ask.
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AndeeOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I am a full time student, getting my Associates in Fine Arts. I really love going to school and do my best to keep my grades up. I've been on the Dean's List every semester and plan to keep it that way. I am geared more towards sculpting in hopes of becoming an effects artist. I want to do creature concepts/design, prop making, fabrications, makeup, and costume design. My interests run from art, nature, music, horror movies, video games, and hanging out with friends. I'm more on the shy side, but easily warm up in the right kind of company. Some of my favorite movies are Poultrygeist, Army of Darkness, Tank Girl, Dead Alive, and Hellraiser. A few video games I am quite the fan of are The Elder Scrolls, Borderlands, and FallOut; others include Assassin's Creed, Fable, Reckoning, Sacred, Gears of War, Mass Effect... Mainly RPGs. Up above are a few examples of art work that I made over the past few years. There is soo much more, but I hate to pummel people with that kind of stuff! Music is a very wonderful thing and my tastes may seem a bit random at times- I've been known to cruise around jamming out to "Dream Lover" by Bobby Darin from time to time. I listen to a lot of Type O Negative, DragonForce, Pink Floyd, Crowbar, and Grateful Dead;I may have a slightly demented sense of humor and joke about weird, maybe even off colour, things. I am also a huge fan of wit and sarcasm. I love being able to just keep running jokes back and forth with friends. I love to tease and poke fun and totally expect it in return (nothing is ever hurtful, though.)What I am looking for in a guy is someone who has a good head on their shoulders, is stable, doesn't do hard drugs (I'm very ***friendly and hopefully you are too), respectful, loyal, and honest. Doesn't seem like a massive order to fill, but evidently is :P I'm looking to have that feeling in my stomach where I don't know if I'm going to throw up or poop, like my guts are mosh pitting about in there. What am I looking for? I would love to stumble across just a down to earth guy that can joke with me back and forth, watch terrible movies and just be awesome together. Tattoos and piercings are not a requirement ;) Think we can mesh?