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Berna, 28

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About Me

Heres some facts about me:1. I am a 27 year old mother of the greatest boy ever!2. Yes i used to be ***lbs (check before and after photo) 3. Im divorced he liked fat women sorry dude4. Im blunt, outspoken, just dont give a sh*t5. I HATE fake ppl...so hit the bricks 6. Not on here looking for one nighters trust me i can get it at a bar im good thanks!7. I have 17 tattoos and want many many more8. i love to cook9. i love to garden and play with flowers (imma chick duh)10. I love fishing and camping and no i dont care if i break a nail11. I love music my favs are anything rock, classic, some heavy metal i dont do sappy love songs and i especially dont do chick flicks, my fav movie is boondock saints12.13. I dont like to plan my future did that once and it didnt work out so well so im a (whatever happens, happens) girl 14. I dont get along with females to much they are to full of drama and i hate shady ****es15. i LOVE football and UFC also i am very shy and almost never make the first move...If you wanna know more just inbox me! :D what happens, happens!If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do everything--

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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