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Alayah, 29
United States, Minnesota, Cottage Grove

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About Me

Like sarcasm and brutal honesty? You'll love me =)"Here's the deal -- I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence" - Ricky BobbyI like to think of myself as very honest, up front/forward, funny, sarcastic, generous, friendly and very down to earth. I like going to the movies, out to eat, bars sometimes, playing pool, bowling, playing racquetball, going to the beach/pool...pretty must just like being out ..not really into the club scene tho. Of course I like staying in once in a while..if I have good company. Right now I am just looking for people to hang out with...maybe make a few friends. Whatever comes from it..cool. Just seems easier meeting without the dating pressure...keep it casual...whats meant to be will be. No expectations.I dont need a muscle bound, model type kinda guy (not saying id turn that down)... just be normal..but be a MAN..not a boy. Since I am pretty thin..I do prefer a guy with some meat on his bones..and the taller the better..sorry (and yes I realize thats most of u lol). Don't like bald....there are a few who can pull it off but 99% of the time..I dont like it. No gold teeth, no thugs (finally out of that phase). Oh...and profile says would date smokers...however..if you smoke...u gotta be wanting to quit.....smoking.....ANYTHING..its a huge turn off for me. If you feel ur life is miserable..or ur in some sort of stage where you're hating life....please don't bother me.... dealt with that enough...this is MY TIME....DONT DRAG ME DOWN WITH YOU!-Hop, R&B, Some Rock/Alternative, Dubstep (mostly when remixed with hip-hop songs)If you want to know more just hit me up.RANDOM THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE LOOKING THRU PROFILES (JUST FOR LAUGHS): So you're on here to date woman.....and ur hugged up on random girls and/or strippers and club hoes....yeah.....thats a good look =/All of your pix .. you're wearing shades...what are you hiding? those jacked up eyes? no? well I'm not taking the chanceIm sure mature women looking for a relationship (as this site was meant for) are looking for a guy throwing back a liquor bottleSorry inmates..not looking for a pen palI don't care to see your "model" and/or photoshop edited pix..I want to see what you look like every day all day.....eventually you're going to be seen in person so might as well let it all out now..u aint foolin nobodyYour headline: SINGLE AND LOVING IT!!! - Meaning: Just looking for a few booty calls, nothing more..tell me Im wrong?...HIT ME UP LMAOYes...there are plenty of fish....but..most get thrown back ;)Your first few messages to me are that you make really good money, you love spoiling women and you want someone you can treat like a princess.......Then deeper into the convo you mention how you don't know why you keep running into gold diggers......hmmmm....let that one marinatePix in your bathtub/shower.......really? This is not a playgirl or GQ photoshoot.....any girl who falls for that is probably desperate and/or fat and ready to eat you alive! lol any woman with taste is not going to fall for that...........that ish is gay"Did that blow your mind, because that just happened!" - Ricky BobbyPS - If you took anything I have said too serious...like to the point where u feel u need to write me just to tell me how messed up I am.... reevaluate your life and think about how miserable you are to have a life with no sense of humor =) Casual place out to eat...get a drink... or anywhere that we have a chance to talk and get to know each other

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Disco Hardcore Camping / Hiking Fishing Playing Cards Horror Music Mystery Dance
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