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Alayah, 29
United States, Minnesota, Cottage Grove

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Like sarcasm and brutal honesty? You'll love me =)"Here's the deal -- I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence" - Ricky BobbyI like to think of myself as very honest, up front/forward, funny, sarcastic, generous, friendly and very down to earth. I like going to the movies, out to eat, bars sometimes, playing pool, bowling, playing racquetball, going to the beach/pool...pretty must just like being out ..not really into the club scene tho. Of course I like staying in once in a while..if I have good company. Right now I am just looking for people to hang out with...maybe make a few friends. Whatever comes from it..cool. Just seems easier meeting without the dating pressure...keep it casual...whats meant to be will be. No expectations.I dont need a muscle bound, model type kinda guy (not saying id turn that down)... just be normal..but be a MAN..not a boy. Since I am pretty thin..I do prefer a guy with some meat on his bones..and the taller the better..sorry (and yes I realize thats most of u lol). Don't like bald....there are a few who can pull it off but 99% of the time..I dont like it. No gold teeth, no thugs (finally out of that phase). Oh...and profile says would date smokers...however..if you smoke...u gotta be wanting to quit.....smoking.....ANYTHING..its a huge turn off for me. If you feel ur life is miserable..or ur in some sort of stage where you're hating life....please don't bother me.... dealt with that enough...this is MY TIME....DONT DRAG ME DOWN WITH YOU!-Hop, R&B, Some Rock/Alternative, Dubstep (mostly when remixed with hip-hop songs)If you want to know more just hit me up.RANDOM THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE LOOKING THRU PROFILES (JUST FOR LAUGHS): So you're on here to date woman.....and ur hugged up on random girls and/or strippers and club hoes....yeah.....thats a good look =/All of your pix .. you're wearing shades...what are you hiding? those jacked up eyes? no? well I'm not taking the chanceIm sure mature women looking for a relationship (as this site was meant for) are looking for a guy throwing back a liquor bottleSorry inmates..not looking for a pen palI don't care to see your "model" and/or photoshop edited pix..I want to see what you look like every day all day.....eventually you're going to be seen in person so might as well let it all out now..u aint foolin nobodyYour headline: SINGLE AND LOVING IT!!! - Meaning: Just looking for a few booty calls, nothing more..tell me Im wrong?...HIT ME UP LMAOYes...there are plenty of fish....but..most get thrown back ;)Your first few messages to me are that you make really good money, you love spoiling women and you want someone you can treat like a princess.......Then deeper into the convo you mention how you don't know why you keep running into gold diggers......hmmmm....let that one marinatePix in your bathtub/shower.......really? This is not a playgirl or GQ photoshoot.....any girl who falls for that is probably desperate and/or fat and ready to eat you alive! lol any woman with taste is not going to fall for that...........that ish is gay"Did that blow your mind, because that just happened!" - Ricky BobbyPS - If you took anything I have said too serious...like to the point where u feel u need to write me just to tell me how messed up I am.... reevaluate your life and think about how miserable you are to have a life with no sense of humor =) Casual place out to eat...get a drink... or anywhere that we have a chance to talk and get to know each other

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Disco Hardcore Camping / Hiking Fishing Playing Cards Horror Music Mystery Dance
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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I bartend in order to pay for my master's degree. Hopefully, I'll be able to drop the "bartender" off sooner rather than later, as I'll be graduated from my master's program by the end of the year. This past year I have been so incredibly busy between working (for bills), interning (MORE work with NO money), and general school work; given my busy schedule, I've realized I don't have the time to put myself out there to meet some new, cool, interesting people. Since I've had some friends who have experienced some success on here, really, why not? Hehe! I love watching sports (and basketball doesn't count in my book), chilling with cool people, and having an overall good time with great people: for more relaxing activities I also love to do dog-friendly activities, read books, play mini golf, and explore new areas. I love to laugh and meet new people. I'm a pretty easy going person. While picky in most my tastes, I'm open minded and willing to try new things and adventures!!! One of my goals in life is to be able to go and travel to where ever, whenever I want, as well as eventually opening my own Non-Profit agencies which will help kids learn more beneficial coping and social skills which will greatly benefit them in their lives; a place where when kids come with major problems there will be a licensed therapist on site to help them! If you want to know anything else just feel free to message me :)I will make a small request of if you're only interested in having just a strictly sexual encounter with me, please move on as I'm not interested; therefore I will not respond to your message. Thank you for respecting my wishes :) I like something fun, but uncomplicated and casual.

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  • Amiee from Cottage Grove | Woman | 28 years old | Virgo
    Amiee

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    The good ones aren't already taken are they? If so I quit!!I'm fishing with dynamite this time around. Idk if i need to find new waters to fish or what but damn this journey is discouraging. IF YOU'RE MARRIED, LIVING WITH A GIRLFRIEND/EX-GIRLFRIEND OR EX-WIFE DON'T WRITE ME. DO US SINGLEFOLKS A FAVOR AND DELETE YOUR PROFILE! Arrogance and sarcasm will get you nowhere with me. I'm a simple gal with messy hair and a thirsty heart. If you don't know where my two light town is located, figure out the distance google it before wasting my time. Thanks My zip is ***I'm a routine kinda gal. Not like ground hog day or anything but you get the idea I was going with. Music and Movies is my passions in life. I'm the gal who don't mind popping a squat to pee in the woods but can dress up pretty snazzy for a night out on the town also. Man do I miss it. My love flows deeper than any river, and spans farther than any ocean, but a lie big enough can make it dry up very quickly.I don't do friends with benefits, I am not looking for a fling or cuddle buddy. Don't throw your number at me either.I speak my feelings more than my mind.. I'm a sensitive person who lives by the "follow your heart" saying, who puts love and their emotions first. I would like to have my special someone keep me smiling on the days that I take life a lil too seriously. You can steal my heart thru making me laugh feeding me well and singing with me. I love to make people laugh...Dislikes..;&YES pot is a drug!! You can ask me why I have a good reason why I'm so anti drug. As far as goals, I'm not shy in saying mine is to have a family and be a great wife and mother when the time comes, but I'm also very picky, both in dating and in the other aspects of life. I know what I want in a guy and don't believe in seeing someone just for the sake of being in a relationship. I also know what kind of woman I am and I won't commit to just anyone. Perhaps that special someone could be you, though :) I guess we'll have to see.

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    A level headed person that works for a living. I\'m good at being me. Looking for someone to share life\'s adventures with. I do not know how to be like anyone else and have found that I like me.

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