Total users: 61,257,188 Online users: 220,274
Alayah, 29
United States, Minnesota, Cottage Grove

Online

About Me

Like sarcasm and brutal honesty? You'll love me =)"Here's the deal -- I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence" - Ricky BobbyI like to think of myself as very honest, up front/forward, funny, sarcastic, generous, friendly and very down to earth. I like going to the movies, out to eat, bars sometimes, playing pool, bowling, playing racquetball, going to the beach/pool...pretty must just like being out ..not really into the club scene tho. Of course I like staying in once in a while..if I have good company. Right now I am just looking for people to hang out with...maybe make a few friends. Whatever comes from it..cool. Just seems easier meeting without the dating pressure...keep it casual...whats meant to be will be. No expectations.I dont need a muscle bound, model type kinda guy (not saying id turn that down)... just be normal..but be a MAN..not a boy. Since I am pretty thin..I do prefer a guy with some meat on his bones..and the taller the better..sorry (and yes I realize thats most of u lol). Don't like bald....there are a few who can pull it off but 99% of the time..I dont like it. No gold teeth, no thugs (finally out of that phase). Oh...and profile says would date smokers...however..if you smoke...u gotta be wanting to quit.....smoking.....ANYTHING..its a huge turn off for me. If you feel ur life is miserable..or ur in some sort of stage where you're hating life....please don't bother me.... dealt with that enough...this is MY TIME....DONT DRAG ME DOWN WITH YOU!-Hop, R&B, Some Rock/Alternative, Dubstep (mostly when remixed with hip-hop songs)If you want to know more just hit me up.RANDOM THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE LOOKING THRU PROFILES (JUST FOR LAUGHS): So you're on here to date woman.....and ur hugged up on random girls and/or strippers and club hoes....yeah.....thats a good look =/All of your pix .. you're wearing shades...what are you hiding? those jacked up eyes? no? well I'm not taking the chanceIm sure mature women looking for a relationship (as this site was meant for) are looking for a guy throwing back a liquor bottleSorry inmates..not looking for a pen palI don't care to see your "model" and/or photoshop edited pix..I want to see what you look like every day all day.....eventually you're going to be seen in person so might as well let it all out now..u aint foolin nobodyYour headline: SINGLE AND LOVING IT!!! - Meaning: Just looking for a few booty calls, nothing more..tell me Im wrong?...HIT ME UP LMAOYes...there are plenty of fish....but..most get thrown back ;)Your first few messages to me are that you make really good money, you love spoiling women and you want someone you can treat like a princess.......Then deeper into the convo you mention how you don't know why you keep running into gold diggers......hmmmm....let that one marinatePix in your bathtub/shower.......really? This is not a playgirl or GQ photoshoot.....any girl who falls for that is probably desperate and/or fat and ready to eat you alive! lol any woman with taste is not going to fall for that...........that ish is gay"Did that blow your mind, because that just happened!" - Ricky BobbyPS - If you took anything I have said too serious...like to the point where u feel u need to write me just to tell me how messed up I am.... reevaluate your life and think about how miserable you are to have a life with no sense of humor =) Casual place out to eat...get a drink... or anywhere that we have a chance to talk and get to know each other

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Disco Hardcore Camping / Hiking Fishing Playing Cards Horror Music Mystery Dance
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Thomasine from Cottage Grove | Woman | 27 years old | Sagittarius
    Thomasine

    Online

    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I kind of hate trying to fill these things out but here goes. Looking to meet people and hopefully find someone special but not looking to force it or rush it, finding friends is perfectly fine with me. Ive been told im sweet and that my pictures dont do me justice. i consider myself easy going and pretty laid back, a go with the flow kind of person. I work full time and have dogs as well as a horse so riding is a hobby of mine. Also im a chevy girl and go out frequently so looking for someone that can keep up with me. Anything else you want to know just ask :) I'm not shy! Up for anything!

    Chat
  • Catharine from Cottage Grove | Woman | 30 years old | Virgo
    Catharine

    Online

    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    Call me crazy, but I still love snow (mostly cause of the snow days!). Being an English teacher, I can be picky about grammar and spelling- I hope whoever reads this might take this into consideration. At least I don't carry red pens every where I go :) I love history more though and am fascinated with the World War 2 era. One of my favorite hobbies is taking pictures of anything and everything. On the other end of the spectrum, I love movies like Shawshank Redemption and Flags of Our Fathers. I like traveling a lot too. Hopefully, I'll be able to do more again in the years to come. I think Australia would be my next big destination of choice.Ok, so who I'm looking for:I'm not looking for a specific type but someone who's intelligent, can carry on a good conversation about anything, and likes to get out and do something more often than not tops my list. I have my "sit around all day and be lazy" side but I can't stand being cooped up all the time. Most people stay inside in the winter-not me. Sure, I complain sometimes about the cold just like everyone else but that's what gloves and hats are for :)I think that about does it for now. Look forward to hearing from you :) Somewhere fun that gives us a chance to talk.

    Chat
  • Pamula from Cottage Grove | Woman | 30 years old | Gemini
    Pamula

    Online

    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I'm a laid back person, I'm a little shy at first. I enjoy watching sports, mainly I watch Hockey and Football. I do enjoy watching Baseball if I'm actually there, not really one to watch it on TV though. I would love to learn how to golf, just need someone who would want to try it or go with me. I love all kinds of music (not a huge country music of hip hop/rap fan though) and enjoy listening to it and going to concerts/shows. My favorited type of music is Rock, pop and Alternative. I love to read. I enjoy watching movies, whether it's one on TV/DVD or going to see one in the theaters. I like to travel, although I haven't traveled much. I am ready to explore and see new places, just need a travel partner.I describe myself as a kind and caring person. I'm funny, witty and a little random; I love to laugh. I work in healthcare as a Medical Assistant in Pediatrics and it's wonderful, I really love my job. I enjoy being part of their healthcare, not to mention kids are so fun to be around because you never know what they are going to say or do. I would like to go to nursing school in the near future to become an RN.I am the youngest of two girls. I love my family and enjoy being around them. My sister and her husband have a son who just turned three. He's absolutely amazing and I enjoy spending time with him (and I'll admit to spoiling him rotten). I am looking for someone who will be my best friend, someone who is kind, caring, loyal, honest, and fun loving. Someone who loves children and is ready to settle down and start a family. Meet for coffee or have a nice lunch or dinner. Just to go somewhere where we can have a nice conversation and get to know each other.

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: