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Romelia, 27
United States, Minnesota, Cottage Grove

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About Me

just going to go ahead & get this out of the way: i'm not looking for someone to hook up with. if i wanted to get laid, i would go out to a bar in a slutty dress. i wouldn't have spent time writing a description of myself beyond, "i have a great rack." that's not my thing. i'm looking for something real & worthwhile. certifiably insane? don't apply. commitment-phobic? no thanks. utter douchebag? go away. completely uneducated &/or ***? sorry, but no. otherwise, please proceed.hi, i'm jes. 27 years of age. red-; brown eyes. on my way to skinny, but not quite there yet — though, i have a deep & personal relationship with my bike, bordering on co-dependent. currently having a running affair with the pavement, too. la fitness is probably getting a little bit jealous. i'm a self-employed business writer & consultant by day — i'm in the business of business, & i'm an aspiring novelist & screenwriter by night. i work as hard as i need to, but, as you can likely tell by my photos, i'm hardly the stuffy professional type. those don't come with tattoos & piercings & purple-ish hair & a healthy respect for whiskey. or so i've been told.i enjoy dreaming, creating the soundtrack of a lifetime, picture shows, road trips as needed, making rock & roll memories, baking seriously fattening sweets, the act of chivalry, terribly intelligent literary fiction, iced soy chai tea lattes, slaying my liver, family orientation, playing all day inside of my head, brother/sister time, movie theater popcorn, parks of the thematic variety, & thrills & chills.i dislike the shift key —;moist" & "ooze," & coffee breath.i'm looking for a man between the ages of 25 & 35 with all of his teeth, a keen sense of humor, & a moderate level of intelligence, who is subjectively attractive. know who you are, what you want, & where you're going in life. must have the ability & know-how to spell out words such as "you" & "are," know the distinct differences between "there," "their," & "they're," & never use numbers in place of their verbal counterparts. if you stereotypically resemble a drug dealer, even if you don't deal, own a *** twenty, if the words "yolo" or "swag"— ever. also, i give zero f-words (what's up with the censorship, pof?) about sports that aren't basketball & teams that aren't the heat. so, you know, if you like to scream at the guys in spandex on your television on sundays, don't ever expect me join in. i will, however, make you nachos & bring you beers while you go insane over pigskin.bonus points, if you own a guitar. bonus atop bonus, if you know how to play it. & no, a bass doesn't count. will make exceptions for banjos, mandolins, or banjolins. i'm looking for a serious relationship, but i'm realistic. new friends are always nice, too. i believe that first dates should always include some form of alcohol. a beer or six in a hole-in-the-wall bar. i dig that.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Latin Rock Play Musical Instrument Documentary Horror Sci-Fi Boxing Ice Hockey Volleyball
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