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BriOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-37
Hi! My name is Bri. I am never married other caucasian woman with kids from Cloquet, Minnesota, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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GenyaOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
now accepting applications for a grown ass man! due to an expansion of standards, a GAM is required ASAP. must be proficient in the truth, trustworthiness & back rubs. great smile & tush are also assets. scrubs need not apply. this is a F/T commitment that requires you during evenings, weekends & stat holidays. benefits include - but are not limited to - dinners, massages & sabbatical during hunting &/or playoffs. all applications are appreciated, but only qualified GAM will be contacted. references are not required, but remember that skeletons never stay in the closet. *note: if you do not know what a 'scrub' is, refer to TLC's aptly titled 'no scrubs'. if you are unsure if you are, in fact, a GAM, you're not, and while we're sure your mother thinks you're great, you are not a fit to this position.*another note: i find the 'instant message' on here obnoxious, so using it is a sure fire way to get me to not respond. sorry, 53 year old man who likes sex, but you'll have to find someone else to irritate.*another, another note: i'm actually quite a nice, charming girl. i just happen to know what i want, and i'm not willing to sacrifice my time -- or the $10 in my wallet that mr. was-right-now took -- on someone who i KNOW isn't right for me. honesty is the best policy. am i right, or am i right?*if you really wanna knowwhat i want in a guywell im looking for a dream on a mean machine with hell in his eyesi want a devil the skins tight letherhe's gonna be wild as the windand one fine nighti'll be holdin on tightto a coooooool rider* something that doesn't involve candles, rose petals and whisper talk... unless we're performing an exorcism or creating a new eau de toilette - both of which could be possibilities.
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SeasonOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that!"Hey. I am an ambitious, outgoing, sporty kinda gal! I have a career that I love and enjoy every day, and am always aspiring to learn more and be better at what I do. I am pretty passionate about my work, but not so passionate that I don't try to take off for a few months every year in pursuit of the most pristine beaches on the planet. I'm a watersport junkie-- scuba diving, surfing, SUPing, and hopefully soon kiteboarding! Wanna teach me?!Other than water sports, I enjoy a good long distance run, hike, or cycle, and am trying to get better at my newest hobby: mountain biking. And by better, I mean slightly less blood at the end of each ride. Yikes. I am a sucker for someone who can teach me something new (sports included), so if you're into something that's not on my list-- all the better! I'll put this out there right now though, I'm not too much of a skiier....been there, tried that several times. I am willing to try and get better, but just be warned that there may be copious cursing, yelling, and/or death threats. Just kidding about the last one! But seriously, I love the sun. Snow, not so much.Other than sports, I enjoy a nice night in with a book, movie, a few TED talks and a glass of wine...or beer. I think a day is wasted if I did not open a book and break a sweat. Family and friends are extremely important to me, and I am lucky enough to have an amazing assortment of both. I am an independent girl with a love for life.....but it's more fun when you can share it with someone!You: are happy....or travel the world. You love the outdoors, and don't think it would be weird to go running on our second date. You can teach me things, and are willing to be taught. You want to have FUN, and are looking for a partner to enjoy all life has to offer!Hit me up. Adopt a dog from the SPCA and argue over who gets to keep it.