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Genya, 28

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About Me

now accepting applications for a grown ass man! due to an expansion of standards, a GAM is required ASAP. must be proficient in the truth, trustworthiness & back rubs. great smile & tush are also assets. scrubs need not apply. this is a F/T commitment that requires you during evenings, weekends & stat holidays. benefits include - but are not limited to - dinners, massages & sabbatical during hunting &/or playoffs. all applications are appreciated, but only qualified GAM will be contacted. references are not required, but remember that skeletons never stay in the closet. *note: if you do not know what a 'scrub' is, refer to TLC's aptly titled 'no scrubs'. if you are unsure if you are, in fact, a GAM, you're not, and while we're sure your mother thinks you're great, you are not a fit to this position.*another note: i find the 'instant message' on here obnoxious, so using it is a sure fire way to get me to not respond. sorry, 53 year old man who likes sex, but you'll have to find someone else to irritate.*another, another note: i'm actually quite a nice, charming girl. i just happen to know what i want, and i'm not willing to sacrifice my time -- or the $10 in my wallet that mr. was-right-now took -- on someone who i KNOW isn't right for me. honesty is the best policy. am i right, or am i right?*if you really wanna knowwhat i want in a guywell im looking for a dream on a mean machine with hell in his eyesi want a devil the skins tight letherhe's gonna be wild as the windand one fine nighti'll be holdin on tightto a coooooool rider* something that doesn't involve candles, rose petals and whisper talk... unless we're performing an exorcism or creating a new eau de toilette - both of which could be possibilities.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Came from a place where there wasn't much to do, so I'm looking forward to being in a big city! Recently finished nursing school - am looking forward to expanding my career. This is also one of the reasons why I moved to Calgary as there is a lot more opportunity for work and growth in the health care field.Friends and family are very important to me, so I always try to make as much time as I can to see them. With this move I'll be leaving a lot of family and friends behind so I'm hoping to use this time to focus on my career. I love all types of music. All depending on my mood my playlist ranges anywhere from top hits to any of the local bands around town. I'm not picky with different genres. Some of my favorite things to do are hopping in a car with no place to go, catching up with friends on the phone or going for a coffee, and taking my dog for long walks. Having a quiet night in is always nice too! With some free time I'm hoping to get back in to competitive rowing - Competed for 8 years before an injury that kept me from continuing. Hitting up the gym and going for runs is something I keep up with to stay healthy :) Or even just going for a long walk! Watching sports on TV is great too - but I would definitely prefer to play them. I'm looking for an honest guy to get to know, not rush in to things, and take it from there. If you want to know more, feel free to message me :) Something casual like coffee and a walk just to get the opportunity to know more about each other :)

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