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Monnie, 27

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About Me

My mom wants me to stop dating felons and bring home somebody 'nice' for dinner. She's an awesome cook, please help me out. I've got plenty of hats you can borrow.I am:1) Destructive. 2) I lead a double life. I am an oober professional workaholic by day - who would have thunk.3) A horse person. I have a big belligerent runaway horse who is my best friend. Consequently most of the money I earn from my big girl job goes to him. I love him. Whatever.4) A taxidermist. Yes, I gut dead things. and make jewellery out of them. It's art, and everyone needs a hobby. Buy some jewelery: www.feralis.ca5) A festivalite. I like to connect with my higher self to deep transformative bass music. However, my higher self is a total ****, so if you use the word 'manifest' in any serious context, don't bother messaging me. I will judge you.6) A noise 'artist' that throws dirty guerilla art shows under bridges. you should come.7) Actually pretty nice. i am easily moved to tears by sparrows, red wagons, the elderly, and random acts of kindness.I'm busy so I'll only answer your message if you are a heavily tattooed lumberjack/eco-terrorist hunter professional bullrider babe that could build me some fencing for my horses on a pristine piece of land, and play the banjo for me while I drink copious amounts of red wine and skin the deer you just provided for us. Of course I will be wearing black lingerie. I like to drink wine in alleys and under bridges.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I am a very strong and motivated person. I can hold my own in an intellectually-stimulating conversation and I have high expectations for myself and can be competitive at times. I like to always do my best at whatever I do and I am always seeking new ways to challenge myself, both mentally and physically. I also have a bit of a goof-ball side to me and tend to make quick-wit remarks (in good fun). I also have a compassionate side and I really enjoy helping others. I strive to have a positive outlook on life and surround myself with positive, genuine people.In terms of my hobbies, I love anything fitness and health related. I would consider myself to be a bit of a gym-rat and I have recently got interested in kettlebell training. This does not mean that I am also looking for someone who is a gym rat, I am open to others having their own hobbies and interests.I also love reading/learning (yeah I am a bit of a geek), going to local events and comedy shows or watching a live sports game, baking, or sitting in a cafe and people watching. I would consider myself more of a home-body but I still like to get out and do things as well. I would say I am an extroverted-introvert lol. I can easily hold a conversation, but I am a person who needs their space. I am looking for someone who is laid-back and easy-going, genuine, confident and who is working towards their own goals and has their own hobbies and interests. I want someone who has similar values but can be my opposite. Being an honest person is really important to me and I am not interested in playing any mind games. I would also like to take my time getting to know someone and not feel pressured to jump into anything. Usually coffee and a walk, something simple.P.S. Don't be offended, but I will not give out my number before meeting. I will also not respond to messages that say, "hey there," or something along those lines.

  • Brittanie

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Iam an outgoing, free spirited young woman. Iam looking to get out meet people and try new things.iam a little bit of a thrill seeker. Iam an animal lover and enjoy being outdoors. If I sound like someone you would like to get to know message me! Ill leave that up to u. I'm sure you can handle it!

  • Avery

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I am quiet, and a bit of a home body but would love to find someone who would make my life more exciting. I work full time, and enjoy singing so am involved with a local choir. I have a toy poodle, who shares my space. I have not really dated so not sure how I would like to spend a first date, but thinking that getting to know someone first by *** we have any common interests then getting together for a coffee would be next and then who knows where that may lead. Looking for a friendship and think that there has to be someone out there who is perhaps a little shy and looking for the same thing.

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