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Monnie, 27

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About Me

My mom wants me to stop dating felons and bring home somebody 'nice' for dinner. She's an awesome cook, please help me out. I've got plenty of hats you can borrow.I am:1) Destructive. 2) I lead a double life. I am an oober professional workaholic by day - who would have thunk.3) A horse person. I have a big belligerent runaway horse who is my best friend. Consequently most of the money I earn from my big girl job goes to him. I love him. Whatever.4) A taxidermist. Yes, I gut dead things. and make jewellery out of them. It's art, and everyone needs a hobby. Buy some jewelery: www.feralis.ca5) A festivalite. I like to connect with my higher self to deep transformative bass music. However, my higher self is a total ****, so if you use the word 'manifest' in any serious context, don't bother messaging me. I will judge you.6) A noise 'artist' that throws dirty guerilla art shows under bridges. you should come.7) Actually pretty nice. i am easily moved to tears by sparrows, red wagons, the elderly, and random acts of kindness.I'm busy so I'll only answer your message if you are a heavily tattooed lumberjack/eco-terrorist hunter professional bullrider babe that could build me some fencing for my horses on a pristine piece of land, and play the banjo for me while I drink copious amounts of red wine and skin the deer you just provided for us. Of course I will be wearing black lingerie. I like to drink wine in alleys and under bridges.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Sam

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I am a pretty easy going person, but I can be opinionated and have a good debate when I want to or think its important, otherwise I'd say I'm more of the listening type than the talking type. I love to try new things, be a tourist in my own city, eat out, hike, kayak, camp, go to musicals (but can understand that it's not for most guys), go to stand-up comedy, and travel. I am most grateful for my awesome family who I am very close with. I am looking for someone who I have a real connection with and who I love to spend time with. I'm not necessarily looking for someone who likes all the same things as me, but for someone who appreciates different interests and is willing to try new things for the sake of spending time with each other :)(If you have a topless bathroom shot, don't bother messaging me. Sorry but I'm not in to that.)

  • Idelle

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    ) Love to travel. I’ I’ve taken the wrong ferry and I’ I like my independence but I can’t wait to find someone to share everything with.I am looking for a guy of substance, honesty, intelligence and loads of passion. I am looking for someone to laugh with, spoil, goof around with and enjoy all the little nothings with.Now that that’s out of the way, here’s a little about me:- I love mangos, thunderstorms and the smell after rain- Eating is one of life’s important physical pleasures, and I enjoy it wholeheartedly- English is my second language and with my accent I tend to still say silly words like rubbish and dustpan (damn British influence on South African English)- I am a science geek - Addicted to the outdoors and hike as much as I can- Everything in life relates to Friends- I adore my big family- I love meat- There is not a single country I don’ Click-n-tellPS - The taller you are the better!

  • Mona

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I actually have no idea where the whole "A priest, a rabbi, and a duck..." jokes go. I hear them on TV and in movies all the times but no one ever finishes the joke! I suppose I could google it but that feels like cheating somehow.People always seem to only mention their good qualities in these descriptions, as if they don't have any bad? Well, I know my bad qualities and I'm ok with them, in fact, I occasionally celebrate them. So, to be a little bit different, here are a few of my other "bad" qualities: -Judgmental-Easily annoyed-Stubborn-Insecure and yet am totally convinced of my awesitude and amazeballsness-I'm antisocial like 70% of the time-Mildly opinionatedAnd some good:-I try to be pretty open and honest-Funny-Reasonably intelligent-Loyal-Mildly opinionatedI enjoy a variety of activities, but right now most of my time is spent working, writing, with my horse, reading, or doing something low key with my friends. I would LOVE to try sailing, fencing, ATVing, kayaking, hot air ballooning, spelunking... the list really does go on. I enjoy doing crosswords (preferably the ones in the 24 magazine since I can usually finish them!), love talking about movies and music and generally feel that a day without a heated debate (including copious amounts of arm flailing) is wasted. What I'm looking for: I'm not entirely sure. I have a pretty decent idea of what I'm *not* looking for and that includes dudes who feel the need to post shirtless photos of themselves. I don't care how proud you are of your nerps, the very act of posting those photos makes me question your judgment and, to be completely honest, I've already thought of several ways to mercilessly mock you. Also, spelling and grammar are important. I can handle the occasional typo but good gawd the little red squiggly lines under those words should tell you something! Have you ever had a conversation with a friend when all of a sudden they whip out the fact that they can't say ";? In fact, they keep trying to say it and all you can think is "Fawk that sounds like they're saying "massive two shits"." No? Just me? I find that when I go to message a guy, I usually only throw down a "hey, how's it going". Generic, I know, but I really don't want to waste time on someone who's not going to respond. Unfortunately that is a pretty boring opening line and not the most conducive to an ongoing, in depth online conversation. So, here's a jumping off point: Who would win in an epic battle between unicorns armed with bacon and bears armed with nets? Hold hands and skip (will seriously marry the dude who knows where that line comes from.)

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