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Denese, 32
United States, Minnesota, Austin

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Some of my interests include beach volleyball, live music, going to a sporting event, boating, or hanging out at home cooking dinner and watching a movie or going out for a burger and a beer! I like a variety of things and would like someone who does as well.-shirt the next night. I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh, as I am very sarcastic and witty, and isn't afraid to try new things and have some fun. All my photos are recent. Hopefully yours are as well and you have more than one so I can get an idea what you are about through your photos.Not to be a buzzkill, here are some of my turnoffs:-Bad grammar (please know and practice the difference between your/you're, there/their/they're, to/too, etc)-Selfies (especially those in a public bathroom or in a gym with your shirt off)-Guys with small, fru fru dogs (1. I want to punt little dogs and 2. A man should own a "real" dog... Like a boxer or a lab. Not a lap dog.)-Guys with a cat/s (no man should ever own a cat! Ever! And trust me when I say a lot of women agree with me on this one)-Guys that don't drink (I like to drink socially and like the guy I'm with to drink socially as well)-Guys that want kids (I don't want kids. So PLEASE don't message me if you do or think you may down the road. It's not going to work out and we would be wasting each others time)-Guys that wear jewelry more than a watch and/or a wedding ring (and if you wear a wedding ring you shouldn't be on this site)-Guys with ear hair (yea, kind of gross! Pluck that stuff!)-Sending a message that says "Hi" (be creative and write a little more than "Hi")-Pictures of scenery, your dog, your car, a group of you with 20 of your friends from 20' away and I can't tell which one is you (I am here to see you... I cannot see YOU when it's a pic of a mountain)-Guys that want me to drive to them on a first or second date (chivalry, please)Thanks for taking the time to read my profile and if you are interested, please send me a message. If I reply, I am interested in learning more about you to see if there might be a connection. If not......we will keep fishing! Something casual, maybe lunch or meet for a drink/happy hour. I don't drink coffee, so coffee shops would not be my preference.My one request, however, is that you travel to me, as that's how I was brought up and am looking for a chivalrous guy...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Blues History Martial Arts Sci-Fi
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