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Maranda, 47

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About Me

The English language is so full of opportunities to enjoy its intricacies and turn wordsupside down. I like men with nerdy humour and healthy self esteem. In fact I like anybody that swims off the main stream in the hidden and uncanny waters of the 'duh'. Can you be serious when needed yet take life by the horns with a smile on your face?I can be really nice and fun and promise to keep my amazingly uncanny humour at bay until it is clear you enjoy good banter as much as I do. Pretty is as pretty does, and if you think the same, heck if you think at all and look for more than empty catch phrases, write me a poem, an Essay or an *** have a big heart and lots of stories to tell, about a life lived to the fullest....if you think chemistry is important, great, if you think that chemistry of the mind is a prerequisite - look no further. If I remember my password at all, I promise I will not *** mail ( ; Dating? What's that?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Mjdk

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-30

    Hi! My name is Mjdk. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Zeeland, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Bebe

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Well it is time to update........ Please if you are married DO NOT MESSAGE ME. Just went thru some drama because a man lied about his marital status. I am looking for a Single man who has his poop in a group :) I am a fun outgoing woman that is down to earth. I hardly ever wear make-up unless it is a very special occasion. I am not afraid to get dirty either in the garden or helping work on vehicles or just playing in the mud...LOL I am a Happy woman and love to Laugh....and a Sarcastic wit :) I love to cook and can bake too... most times would rather cook and eat at home than go to a restaurant and be disappointed although I do like to dine out once in awhile. I love all kinds of food and open to try almost anything. I am looking for a man to be my Best Friend and Partner. Just an Update...... if all you are looking for is a FWB I am not that woman!!! Also if you are rude and talk about sex before ever having a real conversation I am Not the woman for You!!! I like sex too and it is huge in a relationship however there is a time and place to talk about your likes and dislikes later when you know you want to pursue the person. For future reference I like Sex :) I do NOT KISS until the 3rd date...deal with it. If you are looking for a Great Woman with a Ton of Goodness to Offer then that is ME :) FIRST OFF NO PHOTO OF YOU .... NO RESPONSE FROM ME I am out going with a great sense of humor. Willing to try almost anything once twice if it is fun. Have a ton of interests to numerous to mention. Looking for an Outgoing Fun Intelligent Man who has his sh*t together. Must like the outdoors and Music. And MEN JUST SO YOU KNOW IF YOUR STOMACH IS MORE THAN 2 INCHES BIGGER THAN YOUR WAIST...YOU ARE NOT AVERAGE Please No one Under 35 it is just to creepy to date someone that much younger than myself. And please be at least 5'9 or taller......`9 then I will be taller than you so deal with it :)I have a couple of tattoos and getting a few more :) I have two dragons on my shoulders and getting one on my lower back..... they are tasteful and in a normal day not seen :)So he should be open minded and if he has tattoos even better.... if not at least accepting I have them. I am looking for a man to become friends with and maybe lead into a long term relationship. If you are a serial dater and a player...I AM NOT INTERESTED. IF you are over weight with a belly that is over the top of your pants....I AM NOT INTERESTED. IF I send a message to you saying I am NOT INTERESTED....THERE IS NO NEED TO REPLY THANK YOU NO WALKS IN THE RIVER VALLEY OR DRIVING IN THE COUNTRY......THAT SOUNDS CREEPY AND WEIRD Depends on what day of the week it is but maybe start with a coffee or drink and see if there is any Chemistry :):):):)I do not consider the first meeting a date... if we decide to meet again then that would be the first date :)

  • Geena

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    Low maintenance, lipstick and perfume only girl born and raised in Calgary until I moved up here in ***. Own my own home, car and life :) I love reading, walking ***I speak some french, thrive in being fit and staying active, love to shop at secondhand stores and garage sales, enjoy learning and keeping my mind active (playing Banagram is a favourite) and really enjoy all types of music except rap and some country. I have worked for the same company for 11 years;love my job as a secretary and the people I work with. Being outside (except in ***weather!) is where I love to be! Love to laugh, smile and enjoy the little things in life :) On a cold winter day I have actually been know to watch a movie!!!I am not looking for a father for my teenage daughter who lives with me part time; she already has one she adores :)What type of man am I looking for? Someone who is intelligent, has a good sense of humour, is a non-smoker, enjoys eating out and in, being active, has his own hobbies, is not a couch potato, is employed and has his own vehicle. I have no problem with larger men; it's not the size of you that counts, it's the personality :)I live on an acreage with a spectacular view of the mountains on a clear day; love the sounds of the country and even the morning crow of a rooster!Oh, love dogs, cats, horses, rabbits ... you get the drift! Please don't message me if you're only looking for one night hookups or FWB as that's not who I am.If you have gotten this far and are interested, that's one step towards potential! Happy fishing! Coffee (for me, hot chocolate, frozen hot chocolate or macha frappe) at Starbucks or Esquires is always nice because you get a chance to converse :) I'm open to almost anything but not a lounge or bar as I prefer not to drink and drive ... :)

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