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I know who I am, what I want and more importantly, I know what I do not want. I am proud of the person I have become throughout the years, many lessons learned and I'm sure many more to come. I'm friendly, outgoing, compassionate, passionate, sensual, open minded sexually (no that does not mean I switch teams) :-) I'm outspoken but respectful of others. I have a very easy going and laid back personality. I am a tell it like it is person, no sugar coating things. I can be very strong but have weaknesses, tough but soft and loving. I can be a total goof most of the time and laugh at the stupid things I do. I have a wicked sense of humor, very sarcastic and I can take it as well as I can dish it out. I only take life seriously when I need to. I'm witty and charming and I can go from jeans to a little black dress and feel comfortable in any setting. I used to work with dead people for many years, so I feel like I appreciate life a little more then the average person. I love my life and am thankful for it everyday. Sounds sick, but I think everyone needs to see a few dead people so that they can appreciate their lives more. Tis true, I spent my nights with stiffs, but never the right kind :-). If you laughed at that, continue reading, if not I am probably not the one for you. Some people talk about having baggage or not wanting someone with baggage. Baggage meaning kids, ex's etc. Well my kids are mere handbags now. All over 18 and on their own, costing me a small fortune in college. As far as the ex goes?-). I have a 4 year old granddaughter that lights up my world. I know the whole grandma label doesn't sound vey sexy but I make her call me Aunt Michelle in public. Kidding. Kind of :-) she's so fun.Fun and brutally honest facts about me: I can't clean house unless I have the music blasting (I love all kinds of music even a little rap) and I dance and sing while doing it. Music always puts me in a good mood. I love to cook and, again, with music of course. If you're bleeding to death and you ask me if you are, I will say yes. Can't lie about something like that lol. I'm brutally honest like that. I strive everyday to be a better person then I was the day before. I'm not perfect by any means but I try. I love all people from all walks of life except people at Walmart. Kidding. I think you can learn as much from a homeless person as you can with a billionaire, just different types of things. I am not religious although I was raised with religion. I was one of those naughty Mormon girls that got kicked out. That whole sex before marriage thing got me! Lol. Please don't judge my lack of faith just because you have faith and I will be very respectful of that. If I had to say what the worst thing is about myself its that I'm a procrastinator sometimes. Other then that I'm pretty perfect. So kidding, I have lots of flaws but nothing major. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'm not a huge animal fan but somehow I ended up with a 23 pound cat that I call fat **stard or CatDog. He's more dog than cat. He's a big lover boy but a hairy pain in the ars. Speaking of hair. Sorry guys but I do not like facial hair. If you have a mustache, beard or both, I just can't do it. It's a turn off for me. Just being honest, we all have our likes and dislikes and that's mine. Couple day stubble is fine and even sexy. What I want in a man? The million dollar question. It's simple really. You can not have been refrigerated for any length of time, warm, breathing on your own and have a strong , steady pulse. See most of you are in the running. I want someone with a sense of humor. If you can make me laugh you get extra bonus points. I think laughter in a relationship is very important. If you can cook, even more bonus points. Have confidence in yourself but don't be arrogant Big egos are a turnoff for me and if you have one, please have something really big to back it up and I'm not talking about a big truck :-) you can figure that one out. If not, lose the ego please. Someone confident and proud of who they are and all of their accomplishments is very sexy to me. I can't do needy so please have friends and your own interests, we both need that. Jealousy and anger are deal breakers for me. Both are wasted emotions and do no one any good. Must be respectful of me and others, be kind and loving and generous. Be family oriented. Family is so important. Thoughtfulness goes a long way in my world. I want someone who wakes up next to me in the morning and loves me more then he did when he laid down with me the night before. Romance is good and much needed in a relationship and it goes both ways. I work out to stay healthy for not only myself, because I'm vain :-) but for the one I'm with. I would like someone that thinks that is important as well. Let's face it, if your in shape and feel good about the way you look, it all comes out in the bedroom and every other room in the house :-). A great sex life is very important in a relationship. Just saying. If you don't think so, I'm not the one for you. Bottom line... You need to be very sexual. No whips and chains unless you go first. :-) totally kidding. Did I mention that my filter doesn't work sometimes and I'm a say it like it is person? I'm looking for someone serious to grow young with. If you give me your heart, I will give you my soul.PS. Those of you still wanting kids, my uterus is closed. All other body parts open for use :-) thank you for reading this very lengthy profile. I hope it was worth reading and gave you a good incite as to who I am. I'm a what you see is what you get kind of person. I wish everyone the bestMichelle Surprise me, I'm up for anything that won't maim or kill me.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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