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Joanie, 49

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About Me

Am I perfect? No. Are you? I doubt it. Are we perfect together? Let's see... I'm fun, outgoing, quick witted, positive and very happy. I'm honest to a fault so beware. I enjoy staying fit, as should you. I don't stress about much, sometimes money, but God always provides. I'm not one to judge nor do I want to be judged, Married in 85', divorced 03' and annulled in ***, I know how fast time goes and only want to move forward. Although I don't always make the best choices, I live my life with no regret.I'm looking for a strong, confident, honest, attractive male with a fiery spirit and a heart of Gold. Someone similar yet unique, who can bring his own electricity to a relationship. Someone with whom there'd be mutual comfort no matter what we were doing. He's simple, but not simple minded, and appreciates open communication with his gal. He's athletic/active, loves the outdoors, and is a down-to-earth good person. I'd love him for his heart, mind and caring way as much as his humor and physical appeal.Favorite quotes:1. Life is short: break the rules, FORGIVE Quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and NEVER Regret anything that made you smile.2. The Happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have.3. If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass.4. Alcohol doesn't make you fat...it makes you lean on tables, chairs & random ugly people.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Stormy

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    Let's see I'm a woman seeking a man. My qualities are intelligent,honest, hardworking, witty on good days;-), very social I love people. I spend a great deal of time with my friends, family and daughter. I have three great doggies who love the dog park! I have all my teeth, hair and nothing sags to my knees yet! I can still get off the couch all by myself and I have no trouble seeing my feet. My backside can still be mistaken for a that of much younger woman .... he he.... I love the outdoors, I stay physically fit and I am a bit of a health nut. I can still hold a quite interesting conversation. I am financially secure and expect the same in my partner. I love my career, but now I'm working on enjoying life more. I am definitely not getting younger... I look foward to friday nights to relax and have a drink. I love weekend get aways and they are so much more fun if I had someone to enjoy them with me!**** I'm very sassy--But don't let that scare you I'm very lovie too. His qualities should be someone at least 5'10" or more. They should be able to laugh at themselfs and have a great sense of humor. Hair.... well its no big deal to me... ..... I want someone who takes care of their self's. Physically fit is the in thing you know ***but not perfect! Rubbing Budda is not magical for me. So if you look like something the cat drug in... Please pass me up! After all doesn't it start with Physical Chemistry? You know you look at that person and your heart kinda skips a beat. I'm sure it is the same way for you gentlemen........ You should be active and enjoy the outdoors.... Hiking anybody?? I want a person who is caring, intelligent, lovable and HONEST. With a positive outlook on life, as I do.Communication is extremely important! You should be able to hold an interesting conversation with me;-P Please make sure your over your completely over your last relationship I don't want to hear about how your XX's cheated on you 20 times during our conversations. Nor do I want to hear about your last few dates over and over again..... It is Really TMI..... I'm am a low drama individual and hopefully you are too!......Lastly at this age you should have your life together, be financially secure, have your own car and pay your own bills on time. I find these qualities very attractive. So if you live at home with your mommy, we would not be a match.....;-) LOL I want a companion to help me enjoy this later half of our lives. Ready to explore the world with me? PS>>>I am only interested in true gentlemen someone who really wants to know the true me *** all the superficial stuff.......... if you behave inappropriate I will end the date immediately... I am NOT looking for an Intimate Encounter..... If you are please pass me up.........Trying to weed though to find someone with good qualities is difficult I know...???This is too funny!! Happy reading.....Olny 55% of Pepole can raed tihs I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluodaulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor ofthe hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at CmabrigdeUinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrodare, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteerbe in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you cansitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mniddeos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Azanmig huh?yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! fiyuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel***Women***are like apples***on trees. The best ones***are at the top of the tree.***The men don't want to reach***for the good ones because they ***are afraid of falling and getting hurt---Instead, they just get the rotten apples---from the ground that aren't as good, --but easy. So the apples at the top think-something is wrong with them, when in---reality, they're amazing. They just***have to wait for the right man to***come along, the one who's***brave enough to***climb all***the way***to the top***of the tree!***Author:unknownOh yeah and I'm a bit of a smart a$$´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º>¸¸.·´¯`·.¸>«(((º> Like to meet you in person to see if there is any chemistry. If there's not well at least we tried...;-}Any public area where we can relax and get to know each other.

  • Ivy

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    "Laugh, Love, Live" is one of my favorite sayings. I'm a "glass half full" kind of girl.I'm a true optimist.... I try to surround myself with up beat, quality people. My daughter is the center of my world.... Your integrity and character are very important to me. I work hard and play harder. I'm looking for a man who appreciates a caring, loving, honest, and passionate women. i dont like drama or excessive complaining. I enjoy almost all types of music, outdoor activities , indoor activities, or staying in cuddling and watching a movie..... When ur with that special someone, does it really matter ? Whatever is good for u is usually good for me

  • Heidy

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I am a funny, Kind, roll with the punches kind of girl. I can get fiesty! (red hair) but am overall a good person. I want a partner. Someone I can call when i'm having a bad day. I like my alone time as much as I like my time with a person I want to be near. Don't need a jealous, controlling, uptight person in my life! LOL - I don't respond to People that live out of State as I don't want an online, relationship! Doesn't work for me! sorry! The men I like....Not really into long hair, or Heavy men, Not rail thin though, as you do have to have a bigger butt than me!! LOL I like to have a short meet and greet. I've found that if it's planned any longer than that and there's no interest in person, It just gets kind of miserable, LOL Even if we click on the ***, in-person is usually a whole new ball game!

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