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Samuel, 44

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About Me

I have been asked if I majored in sarcasm in college;;; went to gymnastics camp with Mary Lou Retton; was taught how to play pool by mildly retarded juvenile delinquents; and went on a date with a guy who told me afterwards that he was the reason his state had an anti-stalking statute.Enjoy good friends, interesting conversation and cheap beer (as well as good conversation, interesting beer and cheap friends).Most desired superpower: flight;; favorite color: blue; favorite phrase: Not guiltyLooking for: interesting, funny, and intelligent; someone who is comfortable in his own skin; has his own mind and opinions and is willing to take a stand when it matters. At the same time, someone who doesn't take himself too seriously. Sarcasm is always welcome.;

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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