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Ronni, 42

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About Me

Things about me...Sh*t Creek Survivor, President of the National Sarcasm Society, I know a little about a lot of things just enough to make me dangerous, yes I'm single-you're going to have to be amazing to change that, if you're a player-nice to meet you I'm the COACH , my ideal job would be to drive the Karma bus, class is knowing what to say when to say it and when to SHUSH, don't judge me because I sin different then you, I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum 'cause how can a glow worm be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum, most recent book I've read "How to Behave and Why", religious beliefs- lead me NOT into temptation I can find it myself, favourite day of the week-MILF- Man I Love Friday's, honesty-don't give me a pretty little lie I prefer the ugly truth, if bubbles appeared above my head I'd be screwed, common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power, I'm the girl next door-you just haven't met me yet, yes I'm down to earth-that's where gravity pulls me, favourite thing-the satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard, I am entirely made of flaws stitched together with good intentions.Tip for the day: Treat every problem like your dog would; If you cant eat it or *** it, piss on it and walk away.Keep Calm & Stay SASSY!Have a beautiful day, own it like it's yours!!!!p.s. please don't ask for nude pics, it wont happen, and if you do you'll be deleted, so show a little bit of respect for YOURSELF!! Wing it....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Skylar

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Hi! Isn't this just so much fun...having to describe one's self without feeling totally awkward?! So here goes...I'm a mom of two great teenage boys that are now taller than me....how did that happen!? I am a very involved mother....they are my priority ...but as they get older, I'm finding that I need more of me time. I am a down to earth gal who loves to laugh and have fun. I am affectionate and loving, caring, touchy-feely, silly, sarcastic, goofy, and spontaneous. I'm active. I enjoy sports, whether it's watching or playing them. And, I have a career and it's even one that I enjoy. Sooo...here's what I might look for in a partner.......a man who is easygoing, fun, funny, active, a good listener, interesting, caring, affectionate, patient, happy, kind. He should love to kiss, hug, cuddle, touch and be touched.Doesn't everyone want to find their best friend...someone who can make them laugh, and who will brighten their day?! I know I do...LiliThanks for reading!! Good luck in your search....

  • Ronda

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I love to go camping, take walks in the park,and I love the outdoors. I have 3 children..they are almost grown...they are all over 18, and are the most important people in my life!! =) My family always comes first, but anyone who wants to become a part of my life, will be an important part also, and I will put forth 100%, as long as you do the same. But please do not be a smoker, because I do not smoke, and I will not date anyone who does...Thanks for reading this, and good luck. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask! ...And PLEASE have a photo, because mine are up to date...P.S. Update...I am tired of game players...Please don't waste my time, I am serious about finding someone to share my life with, and if you just aren't committed to that, then don't bother talking to me...I am a hard worker, and very passionate, and I have a lot to give, but life is too short to waste. Also, if you aren't interested after meeting or talking on the phone, just say so. Thank you :)

  • Angelina

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I love to do things outdoors. Our favorite summer thing to do. We grill when we can. Always room for more. Baggage....drama...past...Well, we all have a past it is what makes us what we are today. We all have drama from time to time that is called "LIFE". If you are a parent you have baggage they are called kids (lol). My past is my past and I would not change it. For without my past I would not have the woulderful man in my life who calls me MOM!!!! And he is my future.Drop me a note and lets talk. I always answer.

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