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Ronni, 42

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About Me

Things about me...Sh*t Creek Survivor, President of the National Sarcasm Society, I know a little about a lot of things just enough to make me dangerous, yes I'm single-you're going to have to be amazing to change that, if you're a player-nice to meet you I'm the COACH , my ideal job would be to drive the Karma bus, class is knowing what to say when to say it and when to SHUSH, don't judge me because I sin different then you, I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum 'cause how can a glow worm be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum, most recent book I've read "How to Behave and Why", religious beliefs- lead me NOT into temptation I can find it myself, favourite day of the week-MILF- Man I Love Friday's, honesty-don't give me a pretty little lie I prefer the ugly truth, if bubbles appeared above my head I'd be screwed, common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power, I'm the girl next door-you just haven't met me yet, yes I'm down to earth-that's where gravity pulls me, favourite thing-the satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard, I am entirely made of flaws stitched together with good intentions.Tip for the day: Treat every problem like your dog would; If you cant eat it or *** it, piss on it and walk away.Keep Calm & Stay SASSY!Have a beautiful day, own it like it's yours!!!!p.s. please don't ask for nude pics, it wont happen, and if you do you'll be deleted, so show a little bit of respect for YOURSELF!! Wing it....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Tasia

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Let's see.....I'm not real good at talking about myself. I've been on here before and met several really nice guys, just not "the one". I was a bartender for 9 years and decided it was time to move on. I now work on the pipeline. That doesn't leave much time for getting out, which is why I am trying this thing one more time. I have 3 beautiful daughters, a grandson, and 2 granddaughters.I try to spend as much time as I can with them.I like to have fun. I think its more about who you're with than what you're doing. I'm always open to try new things. Hanging out by a nice fire with a cold beer and good music makes for a great night. There are lots of things I enjoy doing, but after being single for so long, I've discovered most of them are just no fun alone. And it seems I have forgotten what most of those things are. LOL

  • Celine

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I am going to try this again..I looking for true love..the one..my other half not looking for games..i am real..i have a heart..i am very honest..and open.i think the world would be a better place if everyone was that way..i love the outdoors.the water..boating..fishing..camping..hunting...even gettin muddy lol dirtbikes..street bikes..the races of any kind..horses..and I love music..i play guitar once in a while as far as a pic..get to know me for me and I will share a pic..thanks for looking and I wish everyone happiness Not really picky..keep it simple or make it fun..a blanket and cold drinks at the lake..good conversation..honesty and open

  • Chastity

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I love being outdoors and being active! I am a very outgoing personality and I live to laugh and to make others laugh. I have a variety of interests and am usually up for doing just about anything. Most of my friends would say I have a good soul and am a really good friend. I have a huge heart, am kind, sensitive (but on overly), strong, supportive, caring, and intelligent. I love a good debate and conversation about a variety of topics. I also love music and always wished I learned to play or sing...but there is still time...Music speaks to my soul. I enjoy a variety of music genres and love going to live shows...not so much big stadiums but smaller venues. I like to see musicians before they make it to the big time. I love plays and musicals.In a nutshell, I am an easy going person who loves life and am looking for someone to share in the joys of life.I relocated to NJ to pursue my passion in animal welfare. I am VP for a national nonprofit dog rescue. I left an 18 year career at a university in Information Technology to pursue this passion. When I hit my 40s I realized that life was too short to not being doing something you enjoy! I still love and enjoy technology but I needed to do something that was more soul fulfilling!

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