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Ronni, 42
United States, Michigan, Temperance

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About Me

Things about me...Sh*t Creek Survivor, President of the National Sarcasm Society, I know a little about a lot of things just enough to make me dangerous, yes I'm single-you're going to have to be amazing to change that, if you're a player-nice to meet you I'm the COACH , my ideal job would be to drive the Karma bus, class is knowing what to say when to say it and when to SHUSH, don't judge me because I sin different then you, I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum 'cause how can a glow worm be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum, most recent book I've read "How to Behave and Why", religious beliefs- lead me NOT into temptation I can find it myself, favourite day of the week-MILF- Man I Love Friday's, honesty-don't give me a pretty little lie I prefer the ugly truth, if bubbles appeared above my head I'd be screwed, common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power, I'm the girl next door-you just haven't met me yet, yes I'm down to earth-that's where gravity pulls me, favourite thing-the satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard, I am entirely made of flaws stitched together with good intentions.Tip for the day: Treat every problem like your dog would; If you cant eat it or *** it, piss on it and walk away.Keep Calm & Stay SASSY!Have a beautiful day, own it like it's yours!!!!p.s. please don't ask for nude pics, it wont happen, and if you do you'll be deleted, so show a little bit of respect for YOURSELF!! Wing it....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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