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Ronni
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Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Things about me...Sh*t Creek Survivor, President of the National Sarcasm Society, I know a little about a lot of things just enough to make me dangerous, yes I'm single-you're going to have to be amazing to change that, if you're a player-nice to meet you I'm the COACH , my ideal job would be to drive the Karma bus, class is knowing what to say when to say it and when to SHUSH, don't judge me because I sin different then you, I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum 'cause how can a glow worm be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum, most recent book I've read "How to Behave and Why", religious beliefs- lead me NOT into temptation I can find it myself, favourite day of the week-MILF- Man I Love Friday's, honesty-don't give me a pretty little lie I prefer the ugly truth, if bubbles appeared above my head I'd be screwed, common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power, I'm the girl next door-you just haven't met me yet, yes I'm down to earth-that's where gravity pulls me, favourite thing-the satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard, I am entirely made of flaws stitched together with good intentions.Tip for the day: Treat every problem like your dog would; If you cant eat it or *** it, piss on it and walk away.Keep Calm & Stay SASSY!Have a beautiful day, own it like it's yours!!!!p.s. please don't ask for nude pics, it wont happen, and if you do you'll be deleted, so show a little bit of respect for YOURSELF!! Wing it....
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Laverne
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Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Im a single mom i love fishiny bowling staying home watching movies
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Brett
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Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I'm a single mom and I spend most of my free time with my son. He does go with his dad every other weekend and it would be nice to be able to get to know someone and go out on those weekends he's away. I have lots of girlfriends but its the male companionship thats I'm missing. I'm looking for someone that can hold a good conversation about many topics(politics included and I'm conservative so if that's a turn off don't text me), is witty, likes to laugh, and likes to share things about their life, their day or whatever is on their mind. I'm a good listener but I was also on the debate team in college so I'm a talker too. So hard to describe myself but my friends would say I'm funny, compassionate, dedicated, hard working, and too nice for my own good. I tend to believe in the good in people but have learned that not everyone tells the truth. So, the challenge is learning to trust my ***, learning from my mistakes, and taking things a small step at a time to really get to know someone. I enjoy getting to know someone over dinner and then maybe going to a movie or bowling. How about coming up with something new? I'm game....