SIMILAR PEOPLE
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RonniOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Things about me...Sh*t Creek Survivor, President of the National Sarcasm Society, I know a little about a lot of things just enough to make me dangerous, yes I'm single-you're going to have to be amazing to change that, if you're a player-nice to meet you I'm the COACH , my ideal job would be to drive the Karma bus, class is knowing what to say when to say it and when to SHUSH, don't judge me because I sin different then you, I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum 'cause how can a glow worm be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum, most recent book I've read "How to Behave and Why", religious beliefs- lead me NOT into temptation I can find it myself, favourite day of the week-MILF- Man I Love Friday's, honesty-don't give me a pretty little lie I prefer the ugly truth, if bubbles appeared above my head I'd be screwed, common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power, I'm the girl next door-you just haven't met me yet, yes I'm down to earth-that's where gravity pulls me, favourite thing-the satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard, I am entirely made of flaws stitched together with good intentions.Tip for the day: Treat every problem like your dog would; If you cant eat it or *** it, piss on it and walk away.Keep Calm & Stay SASSY!Have a beautiful day, own it like it's yours!!!!p.s. please don't ask for nude pics, it wont happen, and if you do you'll be deleted, so show a little bit of respect for YOURSELF!! Wing it....
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BerryOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I'm sarcastic, opinionated, witty, mouthy, stubborn, funny, kindhearted, sentimental, loving and would do anything for the ones I love. I generally date men younger than me, but am not opposed to dating someone my age or older.**THIS DOES NOT MEAN I'M LOOKING FOR A FWB!** Also, if your profile says separated but you still crawl into bed with your wife every night PLEASE don't favorite me, click on Meet Me or message meWhoever is in charge of picking matches for you on here is WAY off base with the choices, I mean WAY.OFF.BASE. ugh! Someplace that allows us to talk, get to know each other and see if there's any chemistry there.
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SilviaOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I'm open minded, passionate and a little kooky. Lol. I have a 15 year old son who is still at home with me, of course, and a 5 year old grandson who I am raising. And yes, before you question it- my pictures are all current Lol I love riding with the windows down listening to whatever my favorite tunes are that day. I love music...mostly older, or classic rock but also a little bit of everything I guess.; G, Wendy Rule, Loreena McKennit. I like a lot of stuff from the 70's. I also love to read...my favorite part of Sunday is the Times book review...I always have a book, or two, or three with me, in my impossibly over-stuffed bag. I'm a big fan of old movies, good food, good wine and the Yankees. I enjoy writing and am thinking of turning some of my odder ideas and rants into a blog. 5 perfume. Autumn, snow on Christmas, waterfalls, wishing on stars and pistachio icecream. I've recently become slightly addicted to Discovery ID...Wicked Attraction, Deadly Women, Nightmare Next Door...lol...you get the picture...I have a thing for cops... I also love old episodes of I Love Lucy and Bewitched. I love to cook, and that's what you will find me doing, most evenings. The beach is one of my favorite places, especially at night. Crashing waves under a star filled sky is a religious experience....really...I'm not really sure what I'm looking for...but I guess most of us arent...until we find it. I just want to add something that I believe will save us both a bit of time...I am a huge lover of animals-domesticated and wild and I have a dog and three cats who are all very much a part of my family. If you do not like animals, I am not the one for you. If you are in any way unkind to animals, I am not the one for you. If you hunt- any kind of animal, with any type of weapon- I am not the one for you. I hope you all find who and what you are looking for...thanks for stopping by my profile... Hmm...well, its been a very long time since I've been on a first date lol so I'm not really sure. Something low key and casual. Maybe dinner. A lounge or cafe...some live music, a few drinks...