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BetsyOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I am awesome and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.- If you do not have any pictures up you are not the guy for me. I would never date a bodyless cartoon character head.- If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.- If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.- If you are a serial online dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a pen pal or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is to not be a troll and get off the www and out into the real world with someone of some substance.- I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. No. Am I in peak fighting condition? No, not at this time. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. Even the bikini one? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Never been a stick figure, have always had curves, lovely curves at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are a little more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me camped at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale...yay me. What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.
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TibbyOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
This is for you!! I am goofy, crazy and for the most part just plain silly.I live to laugh and laugh to live.Sarcasm is a natural part of my body (just like my legs)...I love surprises, very respectful, open minded, last minute plans, i like to go out as much as staying in.I pretty much live in shorts and flip flops.I'm very down to earth and have one hell of a sense of humor.Rock is my shot of whiskey, country is my glass of wine.I crave someone who can enjoy a night of laying in bed with a stack of horror movies and chips and salsa :-)I have little patience for fake people!!! Please say what you mean and mean what you say.I am blunt when it comes to saying what i have to say.I am very surprised at the things that come out of my mouth sometimes :-)
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NeidaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I like going out to dinner, movies, concerts, or just chilling at home. I really like sports (hockey and football mainly). I’m looking for someone attractive, smart, funny, loyal and a true friend.