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Lizette
Online
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm the only person I know who's cut herself on a first-aid kit. I'm surprised that our paths haven't already crossed at the Hyland Cinema, or the Barakat, where I'm laughing as I deal with the sauce from a shwarma dripping down my arm. I've been known to rescue worms stranded on the sidewalk after a rain. My odd extended circle of friends includes a couple of ex-boyfriends, one ex-boyfriend's ex-wife, and another's daughter. I'm hoping you cook: I consider the smoke alarm a kind of oven timer. You've been described as, dare I say it, a nice guy. You recycle. You have a well-developed silly streak. You know the difference between "peek," "peak" and "pique." Bonus points if you refer to females over the age of 18 as women, and open doors for them. (Heck, maybe even open doors for strangers!) You wear glasses. And chances are that you're left handed. I have a great smile and a bounce to my walk. I'm not conventionally pretty, but since many of my admirers have been photographers, artists and graphic designers, I figure I'm probably aesthetically pleasing. During an average year, I read about ***novels (rarely anything that's made it onto a bestseller list) and see 50 movies (many with subtitles - more reading!). I've been rescued from a 20-storey building during a fire department practice session.I'm not looking for someone to "complete me" - frankly, on pretty much every level besides the physical, there's already enough of me. But a partner in crime (especially someone who can drive the getaway car) would be lovely...Grouchy post-script: Clicking "Wants to Meet" is pretty lazy, and I don't think "HI" really counts as a message.
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Gayla
Online
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I m looking for someone who is genuine and old enough to be responsible yet young enough to know to have fun and be spontaneous- a normal guy next door kinda guy.Alittle.about me....My friends describe me as having never met a stranger, with a great sense of humor, honest, sweet, curvy. also socially sarcastic, tall, spontaneous,outgoing, mother of 2 teenagers,Have a great morals & work ethic and have a job that I lovehave a big heart for the right person and believe in giving 100% and look for the same in a partner.Also enjoy making people smile, helping any way I able, enjoy live music, festivals, NFL, spontaneous road-trips, mostly anything outdoorsenjoy staying in as much as going out and can go from short and flip flops to evening gown in no time, low maintenance.so lets see somehow together we can make life better because life is about the journey, not just the destination!I find good company, ruggedness,tall men with mustaches and go-tees very sexy (but not a requirement)prefer someone who has enthusiasm for life and great communication ***Extra points of if you have little muscle, brains, teeth, job, your own transportation and you know how to make a girl laugh and you can cook*** wow - is it hard to be all that? If this is you, let's talk.HAPPY FISHING. dinner on a patio
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Rihanna
Online
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
*LOCALS ONLY PLEASE...It's probably easier if I tell you my real deal breakers...just trying to keep it real....1. If you also have full time roommates, then it will be very hard to have any kind of relationship and since we would have to go out every time we see each other, it would be a very expensive one too.2. I don't live alone and almost never invite anyone over so if you live 45 min or more away, I really can't date you. We wouldn't see each other very often.3. I'm not going to send nude pics to strangers. I promise. I do understand that there are a ton of men that adore huge boobs but if we don't have a relationship then you will never get more pics. lol4. I have no time to chat (IM) with men that live too far away. I understand that some of you just want friends (or again, swap pics {won't happen} but I have a very busy life and am almost never online to IM. I'm really sorry. PROS: I am VERY funny! I have a very good, very stable job. I'm a real people person; never met a stranger in my life...will talk to anyone that looks at me. I am very affectionate, ask the guys at work (I'm a hugger)! LOL Lets also start with the fact that I would rather not shock you in person, my bra size is a 44N...if you are a man that thinks "more than a handful is a waste"...then I am NOT the person for you. I'm also a true BBW so if you don't like us, it's ok not to chat. :)I tend to gravitate to the clean cut, all American guy with a decent education (I like them smart, what can I say) ...and one that's polite. I am looking for a serious relationship because I've done WAY too much dating in the last year...or two...or three (LOL). My friends often ask why I still keep going out; but I figure that if I want to find someone that I'm really interested in then I can't stop dating...I'll never find anybody that way. Right??? So I do go out but I really do want you to chat with me (either on the phone, text, or IM) so that we can see how we mesh. If we both like what we hear, then I usually go out pretty quickly. I guess I am in a hurry to find the guy that I'm best suited for. I wish you all the best of luck in finding what you are hunting for (since most of you guys want something different)! I'm really sorry! Also remember that I'm a true BBW (so if you don't like bigger girls, I'm definitely not for you...)!