Total users: 56,971,427 Online users: 205,059
Geneva, 45

Online

About Me

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny .The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... Again.Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."PS...If you support Obama's politics we probably won't get along.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Davina

    Online

    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    So a bit about me...fun loving funny girl. I enjoy getting out with friends new and old as much as possible. My free time is limited as I have a good job and 2 kiddos that occupy a majority of it. I'm in a new career that is going fantastic and I have plans of taking it further...I'm super driven in that realm of my life and enjoy being with someone with the same mind set. I have a lot of male friends (most which I've had forever), so if that bothers you I would suggest not contacting me. I am a super trustworthy person and expect the same from whoever I'm with. As far as music...I really enjoy a bit of anything, and if you have something new I've never heard I'm not opposed to listening to it, as long as you don't mind me making up my own words and singing it really loud if I don't like it..ha! I am looking for someone who can make me laugh and cry (only from laughing to hard) ,who will put me first when its important, can hold a conversation about things other than sports...someone who will wake up early on a saturday and decide that it would be great to go for a drive to nowhere in particular because the journey is half the fun :)I think that enough for now

  • Lucille

    Online

    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I am looking for a guy with a sense of adventure, a true gentleman with a healthy dose of bad boy, my James Bond you could say. I am definitely an adventurous girl with a very true, hopeless romantic style. As a side note I am also looking for a serious relationship and not just a one night fling. And sorry I am not into way younger or older guys. By nature I am very sensitive and as a young girl this was a problem. So I have taken steps in my life to say toughen my self up. I am very true to my sun sign cancer the crab. I have a protective outer shell and will fight to the death for those I love and care for. Inside I am very soft, delicate and vulnerable. It takes a special person to get inside…..are you that guy!!!I have been training since I was 12yrs old in martial arts and currently train in Krav Maga. I also crossfit and recently entered the world of shooting. I love competition and a challenge, I will always try something at least once and speak from experience.Even though I can look after myself, I am looking for my perfect tough guy/ gentleman, so when he takes control and puts his arms around me I feel safe, warm and protected. A guy who isn't afraid to steal a passionate kiss in the shadows of the bar. A relationship where we can challenge each other to be the best we can be physically, emotionally and intellectually and no matter how busy we are, we make time to be with each other. I need to be with a guy who is able to open up and share their feelings and know a relationship is a team effort. Someone who is willing to experience the world of travel and the passion of a short weekend getaway....then please ***!! I know my James Bond is out there!

  • Charles

    Online

    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    1:Although I am not great at it, I love Kareoke. Probably over dinner, but not in a dark, noisy place

Follow Us: