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Carie, 40

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About Me

I am short, fat and cute - If you don't like that don't bother. I am a geek - books, netflix, ren faires, the beach, museums, galleries, and concerts. I host a BBW swingers party once a month, and am very active in the local kink community. My preference is for black males but I am open minded.I love going to concerts - I have seen Godsmack, Hinder, Korn, Heart, Nickelback, Bush, Loreena McKinnet, and Nine Inch Nails over the last couple years. I try to read at least a book at week - everything from true crime to vampires and faeries. I am whimiscal, open minded, type A, messy, shy and yet wildly outgoing.I am not an outdoor girl - I don't like hunting, fishing, camping, or race cars. If that is your thing we are not going to be well suited. I am a bit of a wild ***I like to play rough, and prefer things that are not vanilla. First dates are so awkward, don't you think? Want to meet for coffee? Have a Bloody Mary? Smoke a hookah? Check out a new art show? Hit me up!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Fidelma

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Hi :)I am a divorced mother of two, which leaves me little time to meet people the "conventional" way. I've been through an amicable divorce, and prefer uncomplicated, simple people.I am not exactly sure what I am looking for, however, can tell you what I am not looking for...* someone uptight, or constantly negative * someone unable to laugh at themselves and find humor in most situations. * someone unable to be honest and real...no matter what.I am honest to a fault, although...frequently sarcastic. I truly believe laughter is the cure for all. I am simple, and easy going.I can honestly say I LOVE nearly all music. Favorites being...I don't really do the club scene anymore, but I love random bars with great local bands.I am an avid "googler" - I look up everything, and anything. I am far from an expert on any given subject, but I do know a little bit about almost everything :PThings you may need to know:* I am a little bit goofy.... * I use Ellipsis (the ...) wayyyy too much. * I am an amazing singer..(well only in the car, and I am the ONLY one who thinks so) * I always seem to be just a few minutes late for everything. * I am laid back,easy to talk to, and not easily offended. * I will be the best friend you've ever had.

  • Olive

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Well where to begin....I need some fun in my life. I've recently separated from a 20yr relationship holy f*ck I know!! I'm very open minded and honest to a fault, Im easy going but speak my mind as my filters don't work, this tends to get me in a lil trouble. I love to laugh and have a sarcastic sense of humor. But most of all "love me and I will move Mountains for you, hurt me and I will drop those mountains on your Balls" lol. But seriously just respect and treat me good and I will do the same in return ;-pAnd Remember Boys A woman without curves is like a road without bends you may get where your going faster but the ride is boring as hell :-p Anything that is fun and we can get to know each other

  • Tyesha

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Hi!Over the last 6 months I have lost 44 pounds by changing my lifestyle. I am on the treadmill 6 days per week. I have also started taking yoga classes. There has been a lot of hard work involved mentally as well as physically. I love to cook, read and spend time with friends and family. Britcoms and the old Universal horror films are some of my favorite things to watch in my free time. I rarely miss the Sox or the Patriots.My taste in books runs from all sorts of fiction, the classics and WWII memoirs. I love Pitbull and Maroon 5.My job is amazing and fun! I work for a local amusement park planning and executing corporate outings for customers. I really enjoy what I do and the people I work with. My office looks out over the teacups and the cotton candy stand.It would be wonderful if I could find a man who had similar interests, but someone completely opposite would be fun too! I love learning new things and would be interested in your hobbies and favorite things as well. I would enjoy hiking and camping again, as these were things I enjoyed while growing up. I miss campfires with s'mores and scary stories and love waking up surrounded by birdsong! I would enjoy learning how to mountain bike.My family plays a large role in my life, especially my two nieces. There is nothing better than playing video games, talking about life as an aspiring 3rd grader and watching movies with the older one and having tea parties on the floor with the little one. Men with children of their own are welcome! I do not have any kids, but am open to the idea of having one someday. The best first date would be a night out to dinner in the kind of place where you can talk for hours. I also love the movies or time at the beach.

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