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Asceline, 37

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About Me

Ok I tried this before and I met a few nice guys, some crazy guys, and met some guys I would have preferred to go my entire lifetime without meeting so I kind of just gave up. BUT living in a small town, my options are limited, so I'm back to try and see if the 'ol saying, 'better luck next time' has any truth to it. Who knows? Anything is possible. This is where it gets boring, my likes, dislikes and all that jazz. Call me old fashioned, but I'd rather have something to actually talk about if I decide to go out with someone. If I list them all here, we'd be left with those awful, awkward silent moments and honestly first dates are awkward enough, they don't need help from having nothing to talk about. So I'll just say, I like alot of things and there are some things I don't like. Generic enough? Ok, I'll help you out a little I suppose. Top 3 likes: football, sarcasm and music. Dislikes: narcissists, bad grammar, and laziness. My must haves/have nots:You must have a job, a good job, one where you can support yourself. I'm not a sugar momma and I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. You must have transportation. Like an actual automobile. I'm not a taxi service. You must be attractive. Yeah, I know that sounds shallow, but you all are thinking it. I'm just actually typing it out. You must be intelligent. We won't get very far if I can not understand you or if you can't carry on a conversation. You must not sound like any of the people from any of the tv shows; I do not watch any of these shows and the reason is because I can't understand what they are saying. Look, I know we live in the south but there's a difference in being a southerner and being a redneck. Sorry if that offends some but you're just not my type. There are plenty of women out there that dig that and I wish y'all the best of luck. You must not be old enough to be my dad or young enough to be my son. My son is 17. So if my son would hang out with you, I wouldn't. You must know how to treat a woman. If you're sitting there as you just read that and thinking what did I mean by that statement, then you're probably not for me. I like romance (cause what woman in her right mind doesn't) and I would like a man that liked to be romantic. I will also add, and it's pretty pathetic that I even have to add this really but I must. If you are married, in a relationship, or just hooking up with some one on the side, you are not for me and I'm not for you. I despise liars and cheaters. So if I find out you are married, I will make it an effort to find your wife and tell her exactly what shenanigans you've got going here on a dating website. If you want to cheat fellas, you'd do better to keep looking for another woman with less class. I don't play that game well. Alrighty then, moving on...Hey, if you've gotten this far, you've already got potential, you've just read my first novel and possibly understand my sense of humor. So what's stopping you from sending me a message? Lol :-)The End. You're asking me out, you decide. By the time we actually go on a date, you'll know enough about me to have an idea on how to plan it. If not, meeting for coffee is always an option :-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Noreen

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I'm a pretty easy going person . I want to find somebody that understands that without fiendship first its hard to have any other kind of relationship and they feel the same opinion . Right now its safe to say thankfully its fixing to be football season I have been waiting for it patiently for I love just knowing the SEC teams won there games ever weekend mainly Alabam I enjoy fishing , catching crabs for gumbo , giging flounder , The thing is I am ready to enjoy thoes things with somebody for I have been single awile waiting for the right person that will want to spend time with me as badly as I want to spend time with them. I think by my age to be 40 never married and no kids can be a little unique but the good Lord didn't have it in his plans nor me to be a mom to my own 2 legged children however I had my older cousins and friends children to help with so it dont really bother me that bad. I was raised around mostly guys I'm tomboyish , but don't let that fool you I'm ever bit woman I just chose to keep my body a it more covered up than alot of females I can't help it thats just how I believe. So if you are in need of seeing so much skin might want to go to a taidermist or whatever cause I don't do the dirty pics . I have a cat right now but love both cats and dogs. If you would like to know anything else just ask .... First dates with me happen after I have talked to you and feel somewhat comfortable and then we meet and enjoy sometime together talking more over some food and go from there .

  • Silver

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Hi, I'm a single woman looking for a single man that doesn't have attachment or insecurity issues. I'm 36yrs old, very outgoing, and love to have fun. I like to stay active and love to travel. I work a lot of hours, so when I'm not working I like to enjoy myself. I like to surround myself with positive and fun people. I love shopping, movies, and nice dinners. I listen to all types of music and like most movies. I'm a go with the flow kinda chic and like others that aren't picky and are the same... Dinner or just meet for a cup of coffee.

  • Claudine

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I love cheese :)Very spontaneous, bubbly, full of energy, sarcasm and wittiness, like to meet new people and see new places. I love doing home improvement projects..... I enjoy roadtrips, gardening, home improvement projects, fixing things that are broken (humans and machines) working with powertools.Lately been addicted to watching TED talks and listening to NPR and a podcast "How To Do Everything". I might be a nerd? I love learning new things!Currently in school to finish off my BSN in nursing then going for masters for NP.I was raised catholic....going to church doesn't make you a good christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Turnons: Men that are smart, responsible, independent, witty, sarcastic, nice teeth, have a job that they love and are passionate about, family orientedTurnoffs: Smoking, excessive drinking, poor life decisions, foolish spending, drug use, swearing, neediness, bad teeth, video gaming, excessive TV watching, unhealthy lifestyles, laziness, people that complain about things they can change about themselves and don't Something quick so if either of one us have a *** for each other...it is only a short amount of time we both regret the time lost we can never get back...ha haI love zombie and any sort of end-of-the-world/Apocalypse movies!

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