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BasemathOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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AlexisOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Looking for ~ well... Someone driven, intelligent, with life goals and direction who possesses a good sense of humor, is relaxed and drama free. Someone to hang and laugh with. Cuddle occasionally and share talks with, enjoy football and riding. I'm well established and independent. I am not looking for someone to take care of me, except maybe take care of my heart. I'm wanting companionship and friendship. Looks are superficial. Chemistry has to do with energy and personality! I guess you could say I'm ready for a relationship if the right person came along and it felt just oh so right. I'm active and work long hours but I'll make time! When I am in a relationship I like to spoil my partner - I pay attention to what they need and make it happen. I cooking and am not a jealous soul. I'm very relaxed in my own skin and around others, Outgoing and energetic. I have wit and charisma and love to find the same in others! Good conversation, humor and wit will get me every time! Well that and a good flirt. Sweet talk will get you EVERYWHWRE lolI am a Vegas native for many years now. I love my city! I figure you and I have never met... So therefore we will figure it out between us. Two people come together and make a whole new dynamic. A first date will make itself. Let's find out shall we?
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AnglaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Hello,I am a single mother of a 11 year old daughter. I have a good professional job and own my own home. I have gone back to college to get my Bachelor's degree in Business Management. I will be finished in early ***. I have a good sense of humor and like to laugh. I believe in being positive and I don't like a lot of drama in my life. I have clear goals and often meet and exceed them. The one goal I haven't been able to fulfill yet is to find my best friend to share my life with. I enjoy cooking (although it is no fun cooking for a picky pre-teen), going to comedy shows, occasional trip the casino (penny slots are my speed!), spending time outdoors especially near the water, and romantic weekends away. I am looking for someone who has a good head on their shoulders, has a good job, is a gentleman, likes to laugh and has a good sense of humor. Family should be important as well. It doesn't matter to me if you have children of your own. I am looking for someone to eventually have a relationship with. I am not looking for casual dating or the occasional hookup. Feel free to say hello :)