SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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BasemathOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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CaileighOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I am country girl. In the summer I like spending as much time as I can outdoors. I love camping and sitting by a campfire. I like spending time in my garden and mowing my yard. I love watching most sports (football is my favorite - Go Cougs) and play indoor soccer. I like going out with friends but also enjoy staying home. I like cooking and entertaining friends and family. I have 2 dogs that go with me everywhere.
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ManyOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
First and foremost, if you are looking for one night stands, hook-ups, friends with benefits, you can stop reading. I am a true southern sweetheart, I don't candy coat anything. I am brutally honest, sometimes too much. I am probably the sweetest person you will ever meet. I have an Associates Degree in Criminal Justice, currently working on my Bachelor's Degree with a specialization in Juvenile Justice. I have an 11 year old son who is my first and foremost, he is the air that I breathe and the reason I wake up each day. I don't ask for much, I love the simple things in life. Some things that I am interested in...here comes a shocker for all of the men on this site...I love sports! Football, baseball, hockey, racing...I so wanna try disc golf sometime, maybe I am better at it than regular golf. I love just about anything outdoors, camping, fishing, hunting, or just taking a long walk. I am a very level headed woman with morals and respect for herself. I listen to just about every type of music there is..... I am educated and I also have common sense, don't usually find those two in the same person. I love tattoo's the more the better, I currently have 4 with at least another 4 or more to go, if you cannot accept that, you can move on as well. I am very DOWN TO EARTH...hard working, loving, kind and adventurous. I will try anything at least once, twice if I like it. What I am looking for in a man is honesty. Honesty is a huge thing for me. Be yourself, don't pretend to be someone you aren't. Common sense, please use it if you have it. Communication, I love to talk...so I need someone that can hold a conversation for more than 10 minutes. I will tell you a little more about what I like if you send me a message.And please if I send you an interest or a message at least have the common courtesy to send a message even if you aren't interested, because I would show that same courtesy to you.If there is anything else you would like to know, please feel free to send a message.