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Basemath, 36
United States, Michigan, Rockford

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Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Ok from Rockford | Woman | 37 years old | Scorpio
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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Have you ever listened to "A Womans Worth" I love that song and hope for the day I meet a man that could truly appreciate all the woman I am. As I would love to treat him with the same respect and how a man wants to be treated. I like to spoil and please my man. I want that crazy, passionate, best friend kind of love that some people seem to think doesn't exist. If I ever find it Iwill cherish it forever, unconditionally. If I do not, I will at least have stood for what I believe in. The simplest things make me happy. Nature, beautiful smells, kindness, caring, respect. My boys are the main thing that drives me to be a better person daily. I want them to grow up strong and proud, and guide them to be the best they could be and especially to have fun and be grateful for what we got. It might not be alot now, but hopefully in time I will be providing the lifestyle we imagine. I love them more than anything.I am truly blessed to have a loving family and thee most amazing friends a girl could ever ask for. I love chillin with them, whether hanging out at the house or out and about havin fun. The man I want to spend forever with, would have to be a very strong and caring man to deal with all I got going on in my life. I would love a man that WANTED to shower me with love n affection. I want to make the rest of my life the best of my life and share it with the man of my dreams. It would be so nice to have a big strong sexy man by my side who has faith in me and we share the same passion for life and explore it together.That is just a little taste of my happily ever after. To be continued if we decide to get together and connect... ;) Impress me;) Good company is all it takes really. If sparks are flying, that would be a good date!

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  • Maryln from Rockford | Woman | 37 years old | Aquarius
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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I want to be honest! I don't know and I can't exactly define what I'm looking for. However, I can tell you what I'm not looking for (I apologize in advance) I'm not looking for a sugar daddy, someone more than 10 yrs my senior. I'm not interested in anyone in their twenties either. I prefer someone my age or slightly older. I'm very athletic and high energy and I expect to meet someone the same. I am not attracted to overweight men and a winning personality will not make you grow on me. If you are not honest about your photo or your weight than you would not be honest in a relationship. Don't contact me if you have your middle finger up in any of your photos. Don't contact me if your some 300lb shirtless guy who looks like he's posting his pics from a dungeoun in his parents basement. Don't contact me with out a photo as I will not write back. I will also not respond to someone who has 10 photos, 1 of themselves standing in the distance obscured by a shadow with sunglass and a ball cap on and the other 9 photos are of your dog, your motorcycle, a tree...etc. This just seems shady. Do not contact me for an 'intimate encounter' you will just flip my stomach. If I don't respond please don't personalize it, I'm not interested and there are too many people on here to politely write everyone. Please don't continously contact me either if I don't respond. I will not respect your determination or have a change of heart, I will simply block you. I know this description sounds harsh but I don't want to waste your time any more than I want mine. Good luck on this site:) anything but the mundane

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  • Allyn from Rockford | Woman | 39 years old | Libra
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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I have a great personality and I love to have fun. I am very down to earth. Sick and tired of the games. Looking for someone who is honest and won't break my heart. First date: hang out and get to know each other. If ur out just looking for a booty call or a 1 night stand I am not ur girl. Please do not contact me if that is all you want. Thank u

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